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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
Pinned
Jesus Christ. If we're going to all be killed in a sci-fi apocalypse can it at least be Terminator or something, not a low-tier Doctor Who episode?
Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.
![Real news story headline: "Robot Coffee Cups? Self-Driving Trivets? AI Researchers Made It Happen. [sub-title] Scientists found a way to animate everyday objects and predict your next move, so your stapler is always nearby when you need it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wstpte2vzb4ra2iqtnw2d2ef/bafkreibbhk46utcdzm3qb2u2muehbhrndu6x47k5a4v64ef44xdpbgh42u@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Jesus Christ. If we're going to all be killed in a sci-fi apocalypse can it at least be Terminator or something, not a low-tier Doctor Who episode?
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Them: see movies in theaters or the industry will DIE!
Me: Okay, i would like to see the acclaimed buzzy Amanda Seyfried movie that was released last week, please, in the place where I live.
Them:
Me: Okay, i would like to see the acclaimed buzzy Amanda Seyfried movie that was released last week, please, in the place where I live.
Them:
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Them: see movies in theaters or the industry will DIE!
Me: Okay, i would like to see the acclaimed buzzy Amanda Seyfried movie that was released last week, please, in the place where I live.
Them:
Me: Okay, i would like to see the acclaimed buzzy Amanda Seyfried movie that was released last week, please, in the place where I live.
Them:
'AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOLM!'
Spice World: The Movie (1997) - testament to the Spice Girls phenomenon, a time capsule of 90s Cool Britannia, and a cult classic in the making.
Listen to our episode about it: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs
Listen to our episode about it: linktr.ee/onceuponavhs
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
'AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOLM!'
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I want to eat Shiny Dragonite so bad you guys. Looks like the most delicious spearmint chewy candy you've ever tasted.
December 23, 2024 at 12:54 PM
I want to eat Shiny Dragonite so bad you guys. Looks like the most delicious spearmint chewy candy you've ever tasted.
Love too meet 2 Asians for a new experience in a bathroom with an impossibly high and small toilet
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Love too meet 2 Asians for a new experience in a bathroom with an impossibly high and small toilet
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“Frog, Frog, where have you gone?” Toad was spinning in the dark.
“Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”
“Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”
December 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Frog, Frog, where have you gone?” Toad was spinning in the dark.
“Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”
“Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”
Stop saying sorcerer you fucking nerd losers #strangerthings
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Stop saying sorcerer you fucking nerd losers #strangerthings
Late entry for one of the best albums of the year (late because I missed it not because it came out on Christmas Day or something) is Hearts Sold Separately by Mariah The Scientist.
December 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Late entry for one of the best albums of the year (late because I missed it not because it came out on Christmas Day or something) is Hearts Sold Separately by Mariah The Scientist.
An all-lobster restaurant called This Creature Has An Exoskeleton
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
An all-lobster restaurant called This Creature Has An Exoskeleton
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
omg roasted up some new potatoes and sweet potato and tofu and served it with spinach and cucumber and tossed it in soy sauce and rice vinegar and chilli flakes and I haven't even been especially indulgent over Christmas but I can *feel* the vitamins
December 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
omg roasted up some new potatoes and sweet potato and tofu and served it with spinach and cucumber and tossed it in soy sauce and rice vinegar and chilli flakes and I haven't even been especially indulgent over Christmas but I can *feel* the vitamins
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We were in first place in this film award voting.
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
Audience Choice Awards | Short of the Year
Vote for your favorite short films in the Short of the Year Audience Choice Awards. Watch, vote, and support independent filmmakers.
www.shortoftheyear.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We were in first place in this film award voting.
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.
Now it's personal.
Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.
Reshare? VOTE!
www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
Sadly ironic that nobody wanted Quibi's short bitesized videos, 'dumbass idiot, don't make that, you flop, you failure' and now everyone just rots their brains scrolling tiktok and reels for hours on end. Quibi content was too long if anything.
Also Quibi gave us Nikki Fre$h, which was amazing.
Also Quibi gave us Nikki Fre$h, which was amazing.
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sadly ironic that nobody wanted Quibi's short bitesized videos, 'dumbass idiot, don't make that, you flop, you failure' and now everyone just rots their brains scrolling tiktok and reels for hours on end. Quibi content was too long if anything.
Also Quibi gave us Nikki Fre$h, which was amazing.
Also Quibi gave us Nikki Fre$h, which was amazing.
Avatar is decidedly Not For Me but I think there's a lot to be said for making things that really do deserve to be seen at the cinema if you... want people to go to the cinema.
Looks like Avatar's got a good shot at a $2 billion total globally when all is said and done. It's arguably a more bankable franchise than the Avengers at this point.
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Avatar is decidedly Not For Me but I think there's a lot to be said for making things that really do deserve to be seen at the cinema if you... want people to go to the cinema.
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Graham J. Heffer
Boddingtons
1999-2002
Boddingtons caused a stir with its sole mascot, a trans playboy cow. Owner of Cream Towers, he was seen getting teased by his human partner Claudia and joking with celebrities. Sensitive Britons accused the ads of promoting bestiality, but also homosexuality.
Boddingtons
1999-2002
Boddingtons caused a stir with its sole mascot, a trans playboy cow. Owner of Cream Towers, he was seen getting teased by his human partner Claudia and joking with celebrities. Sensitive Britons accused the ads of promoting bestiality, but also homosexuality.
September 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Graham J. Heffer
Boddingtons
1999-2002
Boddingtons caused a stir with its sole mascot, a trans playboy cow. Owner of Cream Towers, he was seen getting teased by his human partner Claudia and joking with celebrities. Sensitive Britons accused the ads of promoting bestiality, but also homosexuality.
Boddingtons
1999-2002
Boddingtons caused a stir with its sole mascot, a trans playboy cow. Owner of Cream Towers, he was seen getting teased by his human partner Claudia and joking with celebrities. Sensitive Britons accused the ads of promoting bestiality, but also homosexuality.
The only Marvel Cinematic Universe I'm interested in is whatever role is next for always-reliable character actress Elizabeth Marvel.
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The only Marvel Cinematic Universe I'm interested in is whatever role is next for always-reliable character actress Elizabeth Marvel.
Ahahaha this is literally evil. What a terrible world we live in.
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ahahaha this is literally evil. What a terrible world we live in.
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Aww, it's nice when Donny talks about dropping people like dogs, it's like the old times
December 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Aww, it's nice when Donny talks about dropping people like dogs, it's like the old times
Was playing jackbox the other day and one of the games was teams and you could suggest things for your teammate to answer. The category was 'loud things' so I said 'I'm going to suggest something awful but I know it'll be there' and friend used it and it was there and it was Women.
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Was playing jackbox the other day and one of the games was teams and you could suggest things for your teammate to answer. The category was 'loud things' so I said 'I'm going to suggest something awful but I know it'll be there' and friend used it and it was there and it was Women.
I love observing the shoes on/shoes off debate. 'Don't you DARE bring your filthy dog-shit-covered shoes into my HOME where my BABY crawls around' vs 'Don't you DARE expose your STINKING rotten feet in my HOUSE I do not want to be part of your FETISH'. Both sides utterly unhinged.
Half the comments are people saying “I would NEVER take my shoes off in someone else’s house, this is America not a mosque” or “If my 80-year-old grandmother who needs orthopedics to walk tried to keep her shoes on I would simply kick her out”
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I love observing the shoes on/shoes off debate. 'Don't you DARE bring your filthy dog-shit-covered shoes into my HOME where my BABY crawls around' vs 'Don't you DARE expose your STINKING rotten feet in my HOUSE I do not want to be part of your FETISH'. Both sides utterly unhinged.
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a million years ago i was living in Hollywood and walking my dog when a guy in a corduroy blazer and pukka shell necklace stopped me and told me he was having a Christmas party titled “benevolence” that night and i should come and it will never not be funny to me that he never told me WHERE HE LIVED
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
a million years ago i was living in Hollywood and walking my dog when a guy in a corduroy blazer and pukka shell necklace stopped me and told me he was having a Christmas party titled “benevolence” that night and i should come and it will never not be funny to me that he never told me WHERE HE LIVED
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I hope some of you were lucky enough to get the One True Candle this year
The Christmas Candle (Emma Stone) - SNL
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December 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I hope some of you were lucky enough to get the One True Candle this year
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I have shrunken
the Tim
that was in
the Carol
and which
you were probably
Scrooging
for Christmas
Forgive me
What day is it?
So BOY!,
and NOT dead
the Tim
that was in
the Carol
and which
you were probably
Scrooging
for Christmas
Forgive me
What day is it?
So BOY!,
and NOT dead
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have shrunken
the Tim
that was in
the Carol
and which
you were probably
Scrooging
for Christmas
Forgive me
What day is it?
So BOY!,
and NOT dead
the Tim
that was in
the Carol
and which
you were probably
Scrooging
for Christmas
Forgive me
What day is it?
So BOY!,
and NOT dead