Fagatha Christie
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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
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I hope that K Callan at least got paid a lot of money for this :(
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I hope that K Callan at least got paid a lot of money for this :(
Yay one of my fave niche weird opinions is bubbling up: 'It's disrepectful to the people who made the movie to not watch the entire end credits'.
Bröthèr, what are you *talking* about?
I promise you the second assistant caterer does not care if I sit there glassy-eyed while their name scrolls by.
Bröthèr, what are you *talking* about?
I promise you the second assistant caterer does not care if I sit there glassy-eyed while their name scrolls by.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Yay one of my fave niche weird opinions is bubbling up: 'It's disrepectful to the people who made the movie to not watch the entire end credits'.
Bröthèr, what are you *talking* about?
I promise you the second assistant caterer does not care if I sit there glassy-eyed while their name scrolls by.
Bröthèr, what are you *talking* about?
I promise you the second assistant caterer does not care if I sit there glassy-eyed while their name scrolls by.
lol I thought the list was season 2 of celebrity Traitors rumoured casting
Hello does anyone have a gun going spare?
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
lol I thought the list was season 2 of celebrity Traitors rumoured casting
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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Ate at a fully vegan Chinese restaurant today and I'm pretty low maintenance for a vegan - as long as there's *something*I can eat I'm good, I don't need multiple options - but idk it was really nice to just be able to pick from the entire menu without even thinking about it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ate at a fully vegan Chinese restaurant today and I'm pretty low maintenance for a vegan - as long as there's *something*I can eat I'm good, I don't need multiple options - but idk it was really nice to just be able to pick from the entire menu without even thinking about it.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists is such a good user name, it really is a shame about ... everything.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Godspeed You! Woke Moralists is such a good user name, it really is a shame about ... everything.
Tidied my beard, look approximately seven (7) years younger.
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Tidied my beard, look approximately seven (7) years younger.
no no nope no my cleithrophobia is FLARING
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
no no nope no my cleithrophobia is FLARING
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Absolutely delightful interview with Joe Marler, this: www.thetimes.com/article/7778...
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Absolutely delightful interview with Joe Marler, this: www.thetimes.com/article/7778...
A nugget RAMMING into the pot of sauce like an asteroid on a mission to kill the dinosaurs
What are your favorite FAST FOOD commercial/advertising tropes?
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A nugget RAMMING into the pot of sauce like an asteroid on a mission to kill the dinosaurs
Okay but where do I get a white and blue ringer tee that says
jeans
jeans
jeans
because I need one.
jeans
jeans
jeans
because I need one.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Okay but where do I get a white and blue ringer tee that says
jeans
jeans
jeans
because I need one.
jeans
jeans
jeans
because I need one.
lol you just don't mention it at all imo
Just start in media res, voice over the headpiece 'Bond, you're letting him get away!' and then Jacob Elordi or whoever it is breaks someone's neck and jumps down a lift shaft. It's fine.
Just start in media res, voice over the headpiece 'Bond, you're letting him get away!' and then Jacob Elordi or whoever it is breaks someone's neck and jumps down a lift shaft. It's fine.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
lol you just don't mention it at all imo
Just start in media res, voice over the headpiece 'Bond, you're letting him get away!' and then Jacob Elordi or whoever it is breaks someone's neck and jumps down a lift shaft. It's fine.
Just start in media res, voice over the headpiece 'Bond, you're letting him get away!' and then Jacob Elordi or whoever it is breaks someone's neck and jumps down a lift shaft. It's fine.
Urgh there's a flat I want to view and I'm off work all week but there's zero viewing availability until NEXT week when I'm back at work. Also it's tenanted, so I feel weird about buying someone's home out from under them even though that's not really the case because someone else would if I didn't.
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Urgh there's a flat I want to view and I'm off work all week but there's zero viewing availability until NEXT week when I'm back at work. Also it's tenanted, so I feel weird about buying someone's home out from under them even though that's not really the case because someone else would if I didn't.
It's giving The Omen.
Why does this kid always look like he's contemplating pushing her off the balcony?
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It's giving The Omen.
Eating salt and vinegar Chipsticks, using two Chipsticks as chopsticks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Eating salt and vinegar Chipsticks, using two Chipsticks as chopsticks.
It's so fucking funny that the last person (well, group of people) Joyce Carol Oates posted this about - 'nothing celebratory or joyous' - was ISIS.
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's so fucking funny that the last person (well, group of people) Joyce Carol Oates posted this about - 'nothing celebratory or joyous' - was ISIS.
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Joyce Carol Oates is the only woman who can shoot herself in the foot and hit three people in the head
Joyce Carol Oates is the Babe Ruth of posters. Big swings and big misses, but when she connects? She parks ‘em in low earth orbit 🤌🏾
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Joyce Carol Oates is the only woman who can shoot herself in the foot and hit three people in the head
Watched Fantastic Four: First Steps.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Watched Fantastic Four: First Steps.
Okay, kudos to Smash for getting Lin-Manuel Miranda in to play himself and say 'I'm gonna tweet that! I love you!' to Tom, who then walks away singsonging 'I haaate you'.
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Okay, kudos to Smash for getting Lin-Manuel Miranda in to play himself and say 'I'm gonna tweet that! I love you!' to Tom, who then walks away singsonging 'I haaate you'.
