Fagatha Christie
@joelnb.bsky.social
Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
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Fagatha Christie
@joelnb.bsky.social
· Nov 3
It's just my own way of using bsky dot app but if I scroll down your account and see five, 10, 20 reposts and no posts of your own, I'm not likely to follow you.
I follow people because I want to see *their* posts. I don't just want to see Posts, General.
Some people do want Words Tiktok but not I.
I follow people because I want to see *their* posts. I don't just want to see Posts, General.
Some people do want Words Tiktok but not I.
lol I wonder what list I'm on that Taylor Lorenz has blocked me on bsky dot app because I can't imagine for one second she knows who I am or has seen my posts
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
lol I wonder what list I'm on that Taylor Lorenz has blocked me on bsky dot app because I can't imagine for one second she knows who I am or has seen my posts
hmm i've been awake for five hours i should probably eat some breakfast
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 AM
hmm i've been awake for five hours i should probably eat some breakfast
I just sang out loud 'I am a sleepy bean' to the tune of Nelly smash Hot In Herre without really meaning to or realising I was doing it so I think I should maybe go to bed.
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I just sang out loud 'I am a sleepy bean' to the tune of Nelly smash Hot In Herre without really meaning to or realising I was doing it so I think I should maybe go to bed.
Find someone who wants you as much as youtube wants me to watch Evan Edinger videos.
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Find someone who wants you as much as youtube wants me to watch Evan Edinger videos.
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Pokémon: Romy and Pokémon: Michelle
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Pokémon: Romy and Pokémon: Michelle
Look at this owl. Look how good this owl is.
And a tidy owl! So nice to finally tidy up some of the felt things I have sitting around.
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Look at this owl. Look how good this owl is.
I've been up since 4 am because I did a 5 o'clock start (time zones lol) and now we have an hour-long, company-wide Google Meet townhall and lol I sincerely doubt my ability to stay awake for this. Camera OFF.
February 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I've been up since 4 am because I did a 5 o'clock start (time zones lol) and now we have an hour-long, company-wide Google Meet townhall and lol I sincerely doubt my ability to stay awake for this. Camera OFF.
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Got a voucher for doing a survey and the email called me Mrs but I didn't get any gender euphoria so I think I am, unfortunately, definitely cis.
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Got a voucher for doing a survey and the email called me Mrs but I didn't get any gender euphoria so I think I am, unfortunately, definitely cis.
lol I was listening to the Evoluton of Horror podcast about Threads literally yesterday, and they were (rightly) saying that it was so powerful and devastating because it doesn't pretend for one second that anything will be okay but they think the remake could be good. Ooop.
Threads director Mick Jackson has expressed worry over the upcoming remake’s focus on finding “hope even in the most challenging of times.”
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
“That one phrase worried me,” he tells Empire. “Hope is not part of nuclear war.”
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
February 12, 2026 at 10:39 AM
lol I was listening to the Evoluton of Horror podcast about Threads literally yesterday, and they were (rightly) saying that it was so powerful and devastating because it doesn't pretend for one second that anything will be okay but they think the remake could be good. Ooop.
Everybody shut up there's new Dankmus
- M E D I U M - B R O W N -
YouTube video by Dankmus
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Everybody shut up there's new Dankmus
Watching Your Turn To Kill, a Japanese thing about Strangers On A Train-style murder chain in an apartment block. The main characters are a 50ish woman and her 35ish husband who love detective stories and their relationship is so sweet.
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Watching Your Turn To Kill, a Japanese thing about Strangers On A Train-style murder chain in an apartment block. The main characters are a 50ish woman and her 35ish husband who love detective stories and their relationship is so sweet.
Standing ovation for the Matlock prop department who, in a plot about a group of nuns providing safe injection sites, mocked up the front page of a New York Post-style tabloid with the headline 'Nasty habits'.
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Standing ovation for the Matlock prop department who, in a plot about a group of nuns providing safe injection sites, mocked up the front page of a New York Post-style tabloid with the headline 'Nasty habits'.
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they found the seal that calls people gay
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
they found the seal that calls people gay
We've moved offices (again) and the new one doesn't have a pass, it has an app to unlock the door, and I cannot tell you how much I resent this app's presence on my phone.
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 AM
We've moved offices (again) and the new one doesn't have a pass, it has an app to unlock the door, and I cannot tell you how much I resent this app's presence on my phone.
I don't believe everyone dreams about their teeth falling out. In the same way I don't believe anyone hid behind the sofa from the Daleks. Or the way I don't believe more than a few people are really scared of clowns.
It's just the thing that you say.
It's just the thing that you say.
February 11, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I don't believe everyone dreams about their teeth falling out. In the same way I don't believe anyone hid behind the sofa from the Daleks. Or the way I don't believe more than a few people are really scared of clowns.
It's just the thing that you say.
It's just the thing that you say.
What is it about LLM chatbots that has broken people's brains so thoroughly? (Other than 'they are lying because they are corporate shills' of course.)
Like... Clippy had a face and expressions and was like 'Hi, can I help!?' Nobody thought Clippy was alive. Clippy But With More Words isn't either.
Like... Clippy had a face and expressions and was like 'Hi, can I help!?' Nobody thought Clippy was alive. Clippy But With More Words isn't either.
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 AM
What is it about LLM chatbots that has broken people's brains so thoroughly? (Other than 'they are lying because they are corporate shills' of course.)
Like... Clippy had a face and expressions and was like 'Hi, can I help!?' Nobody thought Clippy was alive. Clippy But With More Words isn't either.
Like... Clippy had a face and expressions and was like 'Hi, can I help!?' Nobody thought Clippy was alive. Clippy But With More Words isn't either.
Whole lotta people on bsky dot app need to make one of these friends
I made a friend whom I can send all the "look at this stupid shit" smell-this-spoiled-milk posts so I don't have to inflict them on you
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Whole lotta people on bsky dot app need to make one of these friends
The thing about The Bear is it's a scene about idk Carmy's love life it's all very good and moving and well acted but I'm just like 'okay but when are we going to get back to the restaurant, I want you to make me cry because Tina perfected the knife skills for ceviche'
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The thing about The Bear is it's a scene about idk Carmy's love life it's all very good and moving and well acted but I'm just like 'okay but when are we going to get back to the restaurant, I want you to make me cry because Tina perfected the knife skills for ceviche'
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drafts are for the weak. post with your soul
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
drafts are for the weak. post with your soul
'Discord is also rolling out an age inference model that analyzes metadata like the types of games a user plays... and behavioral signals like signs of working hours.'
Cu to my wizened ass with a Steam library full of RPGs, puzzle games and deck builders getting age-approved so fast my neck breaks.
Cu to my wizened ass with a Steam library full of RPGs, puzzle games and deck builders getting age-approved so fast my neck breaks.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
'Discord is also rolling out an age inference model that analyzes metadata like the types of games a user plays... and behavioral signals like signs of working hours.'
Cu to my wizened ass with a Steam library full of RPGs, puzzle games and deck builders getting age-approved so fast my neck breaks.
Cu to my wizened ass with a Steam library full of RPGs, puzzle games and deck builders getting age-approved so fast my neck breaks.
Don't you think she looks tired?
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Don't you think she looks tired?
In today's 'Technically Correct, The Best Kind Of Correct', news, 'the airline is going to quadruple the size of its fleet', when it has one aeroplane and is buying three more for a total of four.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
In today's 'Technically Correct, The Best Kind Of Correct', news, 'the airline is going to quadruple the size of its fleet', when it has one aeroplane and is buying three more for a total of four.
'There's been a lot of distractions in the past few days, but we can now focus on the important things. Like the fact that somewhere, right now, a trans woman is having a piss. My government will not rest until she is in jail.'
Big hype for Starmer speech today cant wait to see what masterful stroke my man pulls of today
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
'There's been a lot of distractions in the past few days, but we can now focus on the important things. Like the fact that somewhere, right now, a trans woman is having a piss. My government will not rest until she is in jail.'