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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, the former Danish PM, saying 'Why are you doing this now?' with a furious look on her face in a scene that is actually from reality but I for years thought was Jessica Hynes in an Armando Iannuci sketch.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Demi Lovato: Get a job Stay away from her
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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The Princess Daisy/Princess Peach meme, where Daisy is leaning in to Peach and saying 'Don't you want to go ape shit?', except Daisy is saying 'Where's your fucking poppy?'
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Watched Fantastic Four: First Steps.
Aretha Franklin when she's saying 'Great gowns, beautiful gowns'
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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The words Gay for Pay in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The words 'Milk for Jill' in the Mamdani campaign style - blue background with yellow all caps writing. The word milk has a red drop shadow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Robins don't give a shit, man.
A (British) robin perched on a branch. A Y-shape of twigs is in the foreground and still green leaves are behind. A yellow leaf is at the top of the frame. The robin is at three quarters view and a little bit puffed up for the cold so he is quite spherical. He's looking towards the camera. It's possible to make out individual wing feathers because I got very close because robins have no fear.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I'm still not over @beardynoise.bsky.social describing Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors as 'a cunty triangle' and then coming home to watch it and immediately seeing this.
Claudia Winkleman, a white lady standing outside a castle with flaming braziers by her. She's got a very heavy fringe and long dark hair that flows into her black cape, and her legs are sticking out below. She does indeed look like a cunty triangle.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Never. That bitch knows what he did.
A room absolutely drenched in blood splatter with the words 'Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent'.
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Your energy in this post:
A truck that has jackknifed in a tunnel so the cab is at 90 degrees tot he trailer, looking like it is turning around over its shoulder to say 'What the fuck did you just say to me?'
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Muppets Christmas Carol. Gonzo and Rizzo at the end, Gonzo is saying 'And Wes Streeting, who was NOT progressive'.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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A yumyum with a bite out of it with MS Paint annotations to make it look like a cat
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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This is chic and I love it but it *absolutely* should have had a pierced hole in it (near the top so nothing falls out) to mimic the The Very Hungry Caterpillar pages and I'm honestly furious that it doesn't.
A Dior tote bag with the cover of The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle on it, including the illustration of the caterpillar with his fuzzy green body and red head. I've crudely put a circle on the top left to show where it should have had a pierced hole in it.
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Time once again for my favourite meme I made:
The meme of Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying 'I just think they're neat!' except she's holding a photo of a desire path where people have walked straight through a circular grass mound rather than on the path around it.
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Obsessed with Smash's idea that this is the hand writing of a an adult man in his mid 30s.
A letter, ostensibly from an adult man begging his girlfriend for forgiveness, but it's all in non-cursive print in Sharpie, with the careful rounded letters of a grade schooler who's concentrating really hard
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
Modded book cover - Pride & Prejudice & Knuckles
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Nobody ever try to tell me The Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City isn't art.
Exterior, night. We are on a yacht. The edges of the perfectly composed shot are black, with some shoreline lights visible at the very top. In the centre of the image, floodlights create a bright blue circle of ocean. In the middle of that is a floating jetty, on which we see a woman, Lisa Barlow, sitting alone. She's in a backless black dress and has long dark hair, so all you see is dark blob, flesh-tone blob, dark blob. She looks tiny and isolated. In the front of the image is some metal railings type stuff. I've added in a caption for what Lisa was saying, which is 'How could they do this to me?'
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
The Cadbury Caramel Bunny - a sexy brown bipedal rabbit with a blonde belly and face patches, wearing nothing but a pink scarf, lying laciviously on the grass with cliffs and the sea in the background with her legs partly crossed - pointing at a camera she is holding. A bipedal purple lemming (apparently), naked except for some trainers, looks at her/the camera (it was a prize draw apparently) with wild eyed desire and his hands in grabby position like he's doing the 'big tits' motion. An unwrapped bar of Caramel lies on the floor between them.
October 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The youtube playback cursor giving Outside Xbox's Mike Channell a big red clown nose is very funny to me.
Youtuber Mike Channell - a white guy in his 30s with glasses - with the youtube playback bar placing a big red circle right in the middle of his face like a clown nose.
October 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Simpsons screenshot from Bart Sells His Soul. Bart looks half dead and Millhouse is holding out a bunch of small coloured discs with a desperate to please look on his face and saying 'Remember Alf? He's back, in Pog form.'
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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It's a good thing that I'm not a drag queen on Drag Race because I'd constantly do stuff that amuses me and literally no one else and get eliminated.

Sci-fi week? Right, I'm the CGI Charlotte Church from the video to Jurgen Vries feat. CMC - Brave New World (The Opera Song).
Very rough early 2000s CGI of a white woman with a gigantic shiny brown high pony, a grey sleeveless crop top with a triangular titty window and truly insane mascara - nothing on the bottom lash and the top lashes have five extremely thick lashes about an inch apart, with curved ends. They look like something has dropped in a pot of black paint and the splash has been caught in a freeze frame.
October 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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omg yes. When I say :) I *mean* :)!

That said:
Screenshot of Slack options showing 'Convert my typed emoticons to emoji' has been turned off
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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The list of 'American' names from a Japanese video game that includes things such as Todd Bonzalez, Willie Dustice and Sleve McDichael
October 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I'm sorry this should be illegal outside of an airport
A pub poster saying Toast the morning and 'Grab a pint for £1.50 when you have breakfast'
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM