Fagatha Christie
@joelnb.bsky.social
Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
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Woman on the train wearing the yellow Onitsuka Tiger trainers from Kill Bill, I love you.
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Woman on the train wearing the yellow Onitsuka Tiger trainers from Kill Bill, I love you.
Wait why did nobody tell me she's a High Elf from Skyrim?
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wait why did nobody tell me she's a High Elf from Skyrim?
Just broke the £8 pint barrier, lads.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just broke the £8 pint barrier, lads.
Just heard someone on a podcast call PinkPantheress PinkParentheses so that's my braincell broken for the day.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Just heard someone on a podcast call PinkPantheress PinkParentheses so that's my braincell broken for the day.
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Babe what's wrong? You've barely touched your Travis Hanner Pronk Bar?
Travis Hafner Pronk Bar (2006-2007): After a breakout season, Cleveland 1B/DH Travis Hafner received his own candy bar, milk chocolate loaded with crispy rice. "Pronk" was Hafner's nickname, which was a hybrid of his two minor-league nicknames, "The Project" and "Donkey".
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Babe what's wrong? You've barely touched your Travis Hanner Pronk Bar?
God I hate a 'Proof?????' motherfucker, a 'Citation??' bitch, a 'Not sure about that 🤔' asshole.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
God I hate a 'Proof?????' motherfucker, a 'Citation??' bitch, a 'Not sure about that 🤔' asshole.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Even the adverts for AI assistant bullshit make it look like trash? 'Which of these flowers would be less expensive?'
You are at a florist! Look at the prices!
This is the best use case you can come up with to make me buy your stupid thing? 'Render yourself incapable of moving through the world'?
You are at a florist! Look at the prices!
This is the best use case you can come up with to make me buy your stupid thing? 'Render yourself incapable of moving through the world'?
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Even the adverts for AI assistant bullshit make it look like trash? 'Which of these flowers would be less expensive?'
You are at a florist! Look at the prices!
This is the best use case you can come up with to make me buy your stupid thing? 'Render yourself incapable of moving through the world'?
You are at a florist! Look at the prices!
This is the best use case you can come up with to make me buy your stupid thing? 'Render yourself incapable of moving through the world'?
What the fuck is this Christina's World photo composition
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
What the fuck is this Christina's World photo composition
I genuinely, unironically, believe it's a huge and important sign of societal progress that we now get to have queer Christmas romcoms.
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I genuinely, unironically, believe it's a huge and important sign of societal progress that we now get to have queer Christmas romcoms.
I'm sorry I know everyone is getting their lols out about Trump sucking Clinton's dick but let's be real that man has literally never given head to anyone, man or woman, in his life. Another person's pleasure? He's not familiar.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm sorry I know everyone is getting their lols out about Trump sucking Clinton's dick but let's be real that man has literally never given head to anyone, man or woman, in his life. Another person's pleasure? He's not familiar.
I hope that K Callan at least got paid a lot of money for this :(
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I hope that K Callan at least got paid a lot of money for this :(
Yay one of my fave niche weird opinions is bubbling up: 'It's disrepectful to the people who made the movie to not watch the entire end credits'.
Bröthèr, what are you *talking* about?
I promise you the second assistant caterer does not care if I sit there glassy-eyed while their name scrolls by.
Bröthèr, what are you *talking* about?
I promise you the second assistant caterer does not care if I sit there glassy-eyed while their name scrolls by.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Yay one of my fave niche weird opinions is bubbling up: 'It's disrepectful to the people who made the movie to not watch the entire end credits'.
Bröthèr, what are you *talking* about?
I promise you the second assistant caterer does not care if I sit there glassy-eyed while their name scrolls by.
Bröthèr, what are you *talking* about?
I promise you the second assistant caterer does not care if I sit there glassy-eyed while their name scrolls by.
lol I thought the list was season 2 of celebrity Traitors rumoured casting
Hello does anyone have a gun going spare?
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
lol I thought the list was season 2 of celebrity Traitors rumoured casting
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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Ate at a fully vegan Chinese restaurant today and I'm pretty low maintenance for a vegan - as long as there's *something*I can eat I'm good, I don't need multiple options - but idk it was really nice to just be able to pick from the entire menu without even thinking about it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ate at a fully vegan Chinese restaurant today and I'm pretty low maintenance for a vegan - as long as there's *something*I can eat I'm good, I don't need multiple options - but idk it was really nice to just be able to pick from the entire menu without even thinking about it.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists is such a good user name, it really is a shame about ... everything.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Godspeed You! Woke Moralists is such a good user name, it really is a shame about ... everything.
Tidied my beard, look approximately seven (7) years younger.
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Tidied my beard, look approximately seven (7) years younger.
no no nope no my cleithrophobia is FLARING
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
no no nope no my cleithrophobia is FLARING
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Absolutely delightful interview with Joe Marler, this: www.thetimes.com/article/7778...
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Absolutely delightful interview with Joe Marler, this: www.thetimes.com/article/7778...
A nugget RAMMING into the pot of sauce like an asteroid on a mission to kill the dinosaurs
What are your favorite FAST FOOD commercial/advertising tropes?
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A nugget RAMMING into the pot of sauce like an asteroid on a mission to kill the dinosaurs