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I'm not a bot, just socially awkward and don't have any desire to post here, just a lurker :))))
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Real Estate: Dad’s House
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Real Estate: Dad’s House
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finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever
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we are truly in the darkest timeline
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
we are truly in the darkest timeline
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finally baseball fans understand what it’s like to play a Persona game
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
finally baseball fans understand what it’s like to play a Persona game
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AAHHHHH!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
AAHHHHH!!!!
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Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! I’m gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month.
Here’s Claude Moe-net.
Here’s Claude Moe-net.
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! I’m gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month.
Here’s Claude Moe-net.
Here’s Claude Moe-net.
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes have made me a laughing stock.
October 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes have made me a laughing stock.
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Hey New Zealand Herald, they're dragging your ass in the retro microcomputers, workstations, servers and consoles Facebook group
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Hey New Zealand Herald, they're dragging your ass in the retro microcomputers, workstations, servers and consoles Facebook group
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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When I say I’m on the spectrum, this is the spectrum I’m on.
September 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
When I say I’m on the spectrum, this is the spectrum I’m on.
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Now that Bluesky has bookmarks, you can now bookmark that they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Share to change a life
September 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Now that Bluesky has bookmarks, you can now bookmark that they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Share to change a life
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In a week, I quadrupled my productivity at work. How? With a few simple AI prompts, I was able to completely change my approach to perspective. Here’s what I asked:
1. Who directed the movie “Ted”?
2. Why did they never make a “Ted 2”?
3. Wait WHAT, really!?
4. What temperature is cottage cheese
1. Who directed the movie “Ted”?
2. Why did they never make a “Ted 2”?
3. Wait WHAT, really!?
4. What temperature is cottage cheese
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
In a week, I quadrupled my productivity at work. How? With a few simple AI prompts, I was able to completely change my approach to perspective. Here’s what I asked:
1. Who directed the movie “Ted”?
2. Why did they never make a “Ted 2”?
3. Wait WHAT, really!?
4. What temperature is cottage cheese
1. Who directed the movie “Ted”?
2. Why did they never make a “Ted 2”?
3. Wait WHAT, really!?
4. What temperature is cottage cheese
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You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
SUBWAY GUY DID NOTHING WRONG
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
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The only truly evil video game is Balan Wonderworld
August 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The only truly evil video game is Balan Wonderworld
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Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
July 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.
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Due to the Juneteenth holiday, Recalls and Product Safety Warnings will be posted TOMORROW, Wednesday, June 18th. If you have come to plan your week around Recall Thursday, please be advised.
June 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Due to the Juneteenth holiday, Recalls and Product Safety Warnings will be posted TOMORROW, Wednesday, June 18th. If you have come to plan your week around Recall Thursday, please be advised.
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It’s finally announced: I got an awesome new gig as the co-host on the Great Australian Bake-Off lol.
This was so much fun to film and completely surreal and they let me keep the cardigan
This was so much fun to film and completely surreal and they let me keep the cardigan
June 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s finally announced: I got an awesome new gig as the co-host on the Great Australian Bake-Off lol.
This was so much fun to film and completely surreal and they let me keep the cardigan
This was so much fun to film and completely surreal and they let me keep the cardigan
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"why doesn't Bluesky have its own Grok" well because the human users already bring up completely unrelated human rights atrocities in your mentions for no reason
May 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"why doesn't Bluesky have its own Grok" well because the human users already bring up completely unrelated human rights atrocities in your mentions for no reason
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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May 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"