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oh what, so we're supposed to unionize at every building a car crashes into in Columbus? come on now
Do you remember when a car crashed into @columbuslibrary.bsky.social Parsons through a glass wall?
The next day, staff worked with plywood covering the broken wall & w/out reassurance about the structural integrity of the building.
CML workers are forming a union to have input on workplace safety.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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millennial borat be like "my partners"
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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happy Christmas Challenge Eve to all who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@senatormeow.bsky.social word on the street is that you are Eating Good Tonight
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I don’t like who I turn into when I play Boggle
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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thinking about how much the existence of swamps used to fuck up all sorts of expeditions
September 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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they're apparently just straight-up doing an actual Muppet Show again -- a variety show with music and sketches, no dumb 'it's a mockumentary' claptrap -- and hell yes.
‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ reboot is reportedly in the works from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg.

Alex Timbers is attached to direct the pilot.

(via boardwalktimes.net/rumor-the-mu...)
September 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.

Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.

ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
August 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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yeah
August 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
August 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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i will die on the hill that the original Nazis were just as silly as our modern versions. Hitler based his plans for the invasion of Russia partly on cowboy novels written by a con-man.
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Inventing a new guy called the Fishing Wizard. Casts immovable rod. Sonic-blasts trouts out of the water. Telekinetically noodlin catfish out of their holes. Pointy hat that says WOMEN FEAR ME, FISH FEAR ME, MEN FEAR ME, ALL SHALL FEAR ME. cooler full of brewskis
August 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just got back from seeing Metropolis again (ft a live DJ set) and had a vision of @senatormeow.bsky.social leaning over and whispering to me "that's the Metropolis" every time there was a shot of the city
August 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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This is a great interview
August 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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this wouldn't have happened with a Free and Open Source hologram wife
August 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday
August 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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An Easter Island statue and another Easter Island statue were on Easter Island making Easter Island statue babies and I saw one of the Easter Island statue babies and the Easter Island statue baby looked at me
August 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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One day we'll lie down and not get up.
One day, all we guard will be surrendered.
#SaturdayPoem
July 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Between Hulk and Ozzy , this has been a terrible week for Guys That Should Probably Have Died 20 Years Ago
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Was having a look at this photo of Larry Donovan (celebrity bridge jumper, absolute nut, pals with boxers, big drinker) today too. No reason. Four months after it was taken in 1888 he leaped off Hungerford Bridge, London, on a two quid wager... and lost. He died aged 26 and is buried in Brockley.
July 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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it’s funny to have a job where every few weeks i’m like “i gotta go *downtown* tomorrow” like i am in some noir story
July 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have like 4 transmasc friends who have gone on T within the last few months and I am vaguely annoyed that they are all vegan or else I would have gotten them all large Toblerone chocolate bars labeled TESTOSTOBLERONE. Alas
July 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM