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🔸sol🔸
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I take a lot of photos and regurgitate a lot of sweet sentimentalities

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You should take my advice, I'm not using it
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I’m so tired of the internet but it’s my emotional support hellhole.
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Put your wife's special bra, the black one she doesn't wear anymore, over your eyes and creep up behind her buzzing like a fly. See, the spark is still there.
April 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Accountability is the new sexy
March 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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not in my right mind at the moment (appreciatively)
March 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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It’s all so stupid. Stupid people being stupid. Stupid.
March 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I think I need to go spend a couple more years in the woods.
January 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Things don't make me happy, I make me happy
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Many experts believe that the first person to live to 200 years old has already been born, and it sure as shit better not be me
January 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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What if we are just space cats? We think of ourselves as the top species in the galaxy, but we contribute little more than our "charm" and have a tendency to wreak havoc on local wildlife when left unsupervised.
January 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Pot. Kettle. Black.

You were driving just as fast as I was, officer.
January 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Getting a new perspective (sitting on a different couch cushion than usual)
January 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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You’re pretty great for a figment of my imagination.
January 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Alien: We come in peace

Human: Aw man, we hate that
January 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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In a perfect afterlife, Jesus and Judas have hugged it out over locally-sourced IPAs and tortilla chips
January 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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When is Elon going to perish attempting to summit Everest like a proper egomaniacal billionaire?
January 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into your van.
January 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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"Their heart's in the right place" is of no practical use if that place is nowhere near their brain.
January 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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if a tree falls in the forest but i’m slapping you in the city does the ocean care
January 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Why are they always trying to sell us better tasting dog treats? My dog would chew the ass out of a mummy.
December 22, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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I get a small but pleasant electric shock whenever you reskeet me
January 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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You are the runaway freight train to the school bus full of children stalled on the tracks of my heart
January 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I have infinite gratitude for the darkness I've had to confront in order to appreciate the light.
January 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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unsolved mysteries: the musical
January 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM