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I’ve decided I’m going to start calling people I don’t like starfish.
No backbone.
No brain.
And yet they're still out here "thriving"
No backbone.
No brain.
And yet they're still out here "thriving"
January 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I’ve decided I’m going to start calling people I don’t like starfish.
No backbone.
No brain.
And yet they're still out here "thriving"
No backbone.
No brain.
And yet they're still out here "thriving"
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Everyone has a chapter in their life that they do not read out loud, some people have an entire book.
January 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Everyone has a chapter in their life that they do not read out loud, some people have an entire book.
Someone should let the orange fraud know this isn't how you get into heaven.
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Someone should let the orange fraud know this isn't how you get into heaven.
It all makes sense now.
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
It all makes sense now.
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"killing your clone is still murder" sounds like something a clone would say
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
"killing your clone is still murder" sounds like something a clone would say
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(mocking voice) drink more water
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
(mocking voice) drink more water
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I have been widely advised that the majority of people on Facebook believe a women hit an ICE agent with her car. That is the prevailing belief.
You CANNOT reach these people. They are lost. You need to outnumber and outvote them.
You CANNOT reach these people. They are lost. You need to outnumber and outvote them.
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I have been widely advised that the majority of people on Facebook believe a women hit an ICE agent with her car. That is the prevailing belief.
You CANNOT reach these people. They are lost. You need to outnumber and outvote them.
You CANNOT reach these people. They are lost. You need to outnumber and outvote them.
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i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
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so much to cover right now, but a thread i just want to throw out there from my reporting is that the car rental market in minneapolis is reportedly totally screwed up right now because ICE has cleared the inventory. rental companies should have to answer for supplying vehicles used in terror.
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
so much to cover right now, but a thread i just want to throw out there from my reporting is that the car rental market in minneapolis is reportedly totally screwed up right now because ICE has cleared the inventory. rental companies should have to answer for supplying vehicles used in terror.
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bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
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Not inspired to do good or evil, but a secret third thing (peanut butter cleanse).
January 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Not inspired to do good or evil, but a secret third thing (peanut butter cleanse).
Men can control the remote as long as women can control the thermostat.
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Men can control the remote as long as women can control the thermostat.
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Thank you for the admission, time to abolish it.
Mike Johnson: "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do"
Mike Johnson comes out against additional guardrails on ICE as Democrats call for it.
“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Thank you for the admission, time to abolish it.
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The other night I dreamed that there was something like the Kardashev scale to see how advanced a civilization was but instead of measuring how much energy they had harnessed it was whether or not they had yet created SpongeBob
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The other night I dreamed that there was something like the Kardashev scale to see how advanced a civilization was but instead of measuring how much energy they had harnessed it was whether or not they had yet created SpongeBob
I mean...hypothetically speaking...would the universe really be worse off if a very specific parking lot near a very specific amusement park quietly vanished into a mysterious, physics defying sinkhole?
C'mon universe do your thing!
C'mon universe do your thing!
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I mean...hypothetically speaking...would the universe really be worse off if a very specific parking lot near a very specific amusement park quietly vanished into a mysterious, physics defying sinkhole?
C'mon universe do your thing!
C'mon universe do your thing!
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BREAKING — Mayor of Lewiston, Maine posts on FB that ICE is coming to the city imminently. This confirms my reporting the agency is planning a surge in the city and state generally.
Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.
Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
BREAKING — Mayor of Lewiston, Maine posts on FB that ICE is coming to the city imminently. This confirms my reporting the agency is planning a surge in the city and state generally.
Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.
Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.
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In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours
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The way he meows at my door like a tired single mother trying to get me on the bus is WILD
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
The way he meows at my door like a tired single mother trying to get me on the bus is WILD
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*logs off news*
If anyone needs me I’ll be down in the dirt crawlspace counting slugs and blowing spit bubbles
If anyone needs me I’ll be down in the dirt crawlspace counting slugs and blowing spit bubbles
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
*logs off news*
If anyone needs me I’ll be down in the dirt crawlspace counting slugs and blowing spit bubbles
If anyone needs me I’ll be down in the dirt crawlspace counting slugs and blowing spit bubbles
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Trumplethinskin can dish it out, but just can't take it.
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Trumplethinskin can dish it out, but just can't take it.
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
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Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Proud Boys
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Proud Boys
Teacher: Some animals only eat other animals and that's sad. And some animals only eat plants.
Middle: That's really sad.
Never a dull moment 😂
Middle: That's really sad.
Never a dull moment 😂
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Teacher: Some animals only eat other animals and that's sad. And some animals only eat plants.
Middle: That's really sad.
Never a dull moment 😂
Middle: That's really sad.
Never a dull moment 😂
Once a panic loop kicks in, logic clocks out early.
Anyone telling you to “just think positive” at that point is basically trying to sell toxic positivity in a trench coat...and no, it doesn’t fit.
Panic isn’t a mindset problem. It’s a nervous system thing. And that distinction matters.
Anyone telling you to “just think positive” at that point is basically trying to sell toxic positivity in a trench coat...and no, it doesn’t fit.
Panic isn’t a mindset problem. It’s a nervous system thing. And that distinction matters.
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Once a panic loop kicks in, logic clocks out early.
Anyone telling you to “just think positive” at that point is basically trying to sell toxic positivity in a trench coat...and no, it doesn’t fit.
Panic isn’t a mindset problem. It’s a nervous system thing. And that distinction matters.
Anyone telling you to “just think positive” at that point is basically trying to sell toxic positivity in a trench coat...and no, it doesn’t fit.
Panic isn’t a mindset problem. It’s a nervous system thing. And that distinction matters.
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fartposters are all hot air no substance
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
fartposters are all hot air no substance
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CHEESE TOASTIES 🚨
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
CHEESE TOASTIES 🚨