ʙᴀᴍs (ᴋᴄ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ🏈🫧)™
@timberbams.bsky.social
♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
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♡ᴍʀ. 🐝 ʜᴀs ᴍʏ 💖♾️
♡ᴛ1 ᴅɪᴀʙᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴄʏʙᴏʀɢ🩸
♡ᴄᴇʀᴇʙʀᴀʟ ᴘᴀʟsʏ 💚
♡ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅ💥
♡ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜᴇs🔧
♡ᴄʜɪᴇғs🏈
♡ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs🏀🏈
♡ʙᴜᴄᴋᴇʏᴇs🏈
♡ʀᴏʏᴀʟs⚾️
♡ᴡᴡᴇ🤼♂️
♡ʙɪʙʟɪᴏᴘʜɪʟᴇ📚
♡ᴇʏᴇs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's🤎
♡ғɪɴᴀʟ ɢɪʀʟ💀
♡ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ🧀
♡ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ connoisseur🍕
♡ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴊᴇᴅɪ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss💫
♡ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ📺
♡ᴍʀ. 🐝 ʜᴀs ᴍʏ 💖♾️
♡ᴛ1 ᴅɪᴀʙᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴄʏʙᴏʀɢ🩸
♡ᴄᴇʀᴇʙʀᴀʟ ᴘᴀʟsʏ 💚
♡ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅ💥
♡ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜᴇs🔧
♡ᴄʜɪᴇғs🏈
♡ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs🏀🏈
♡ʙᴜᴄᴋᴇʏᴇs🏈
♡ʀᴏʏᴀʟs⚾️
♡ᴡᴡᴇ🤼♂️
♡ʙɪʙʟɪᴏᴘʜɪʟᴇ📚
♡ᴇʏᴇs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's🤎
♡ғɪɴᴀʟ ɢɪʀʟ💀
♡ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ🧀
♡ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ connoisseur🍕
♡ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴊᴇᴅɪ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss💫
♡ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ📺
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betty white album covers: thread
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
betty white album covers: thread
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corgi.exe has stopped
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
corgi.exe has stopped
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cloud 9 ain't got nothin on me
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
cloud 9 ain't got nothin on me
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it’s me and my snuggie against the world
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
it’s me and my snuggie against the world
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trying to convince my brain that I do actually deserve good things
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
trying to convince my brain that I do actually deserve good things
My wardrobe for tomorrow is starting to look like it’s caught in a custody battle between my pancreas and Patrick Mahomes.
Blue for National Diabetes Day or red for Red Friday?
Blue for National Diabetes Day or red for Red Friday?
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My wardrobe for tomorrow is starting to look like it’s caught in a custody battle between my pancreas and Patrick Mahomes.
Blue for National Diabetes Day or red for Red Friday?
Blue for National Diabetes Day or red for Red Friday?
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‘twas a silly place
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
‘twas a silly place
Not everyone can move across the country and escape toxic family like I did. If you're stuck with them for the holidays, remember this: you're operating on reality and they're running on vibes and misinformation. Those aren’t equal, so keep your peace, and let them keep their delusions.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Not everyone can move across the country and escape toxic family like I did. If you're stuck with them for the holidays, remember this: you're operating on reality and they're running on vibes and misinformation. Those aren’t equal, so keep your peace, and let them keep their delusions.
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Doing that thing where I reestablish dominance over the wifi router:
unplug and plug it back in
unplug and plug it back in
July 5, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Doing that thing where I reestablish dominance over the wifi router:
unplug and plug it back in
unplug and plug it back in
My cat woke me up by jamming her cold nose straight into my eyeball, then unleashed a MEOWWWWW the second I opened my eyes to full Broadway performance energy:
“Good morning, beloved human. I see you survived the night. Now time to feed your tiny furry overlord!”
Best alarm clock I never asked for.
“Good morning, beloved human. I see you survived the night. Now time to feed your tiny furry overlord!”
Best alarm clock I never asked for.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My cat woke me up by jamming her cold nose straight into my eyeball, then unleashed a MEOWWWWW the second I opened my eyes to full Broadway performance energy:
“Good morning, beloved human. I see you survived the night. Now time to feed your tiny furry overlord!”
Best alarm clock I never asked for.
“Good morning, beloved human. I see you survived the night. Now time to feed your tiny furry overlord!”
Best alarm clock I never asked for.
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Dismantle the patriarchy and burn it all down
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dismantle the patriarchy and burn it all down
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
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northern lights from my backyard!
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
northern lights from my backyard!
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
My Omnipod expired at 5 am and my side just...handled it. Didn’t hear a thing. Didn’t move. Didn’t care. Apparently, my body said, “nah,” rolled over, and shut everything down.
Someone call Spags I've got some defense tips after waking up smelling like insulin, regret, and bad decisions.
Someone call Spags I've got some defense tips after waking up smelling like insulin, regret, and bad decisions.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My Omnipod expired at 5 am and my side just...handled it. Didn’t hear a thing. Didn’t move. Didn’t care. Apparently, my body said, “nah,” rolled over, and shut everything down.
Someone call Spags I've got some defense tips after waking up smelling like insulin, regret, and bad decisions.
Someone call Spags I've got some defense tips after waking up smelling like insulin, regret, and bad decisions.
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bringing a tambourine to this harmonica fight
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
bringing a tambourine to this harmonica fight
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when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
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You matter
You deserve love
You deserve happiness
You deserve to live 💙
You deserve love
You deserve happiness
You deserve to live 💙
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
You matter
You deserve love
You deserve happiness
You deserve to live 💙
You deserve love
You deserve happiness
You deserve to live 💙
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I was "do you have time for a quick call"ed for eight hours today
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I was "do you have time for a quick call"ed for eight hours today
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Time to get back to what really matters:
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Time to get back to what really matters:
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Left picture: Before singing to her
Right picture: During singing
Right picture: During singing
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Left picture: Before singing to her
Right picture: During singing
Right picture: During singing
Ac changed adulting to adult ingredients and honestly, I don't want that either.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ac changed adulting to adult ingredients and honestly, I don't want that either.
30 years of living with cats and diabetes and THIS is the first time one thinks my Omnipod is a boss-level button begging to be smacked like a tiny insulin-spitting whack-a-mole. No mercy. Just my medical device fighting a furry goblin with murder mittens. T1D unlocked: Cat Chaos Mode.
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
30 years of living with cats and diabetes and THIS is the first time one thinks my Omnipod is a boss-level button begging to be smacked like a tiny insulin-spitting whack-a-mole. No mercy. Just my medical device fighting a furry goblin with murder mittens. T1D unlocked: Cat Chaos Mode.