Fracasse duJour
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“May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”
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December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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How many followers do you need before you start getting royalty checks?
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
How many followers do you need before you start getting royalty checks?
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
It couldn't possibly be universal universal services like healthcare, education, childcare, parental leave, and social safety nets equality, high labor market participation, from cradle to grave including specialized help for disabilities and families. Nobody would fall for that socialist nonsense.
Our president asks an important question: I wonder why more people from Denmark, Sweden, and Norway don't want to move here....🤔
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It couldn't possibly be universal universal services like healthcare, education, childcare, parental leave, and social safety nets equality, high labor market participation, from cradle to grave including specialized help for disabilities and families. Nobody would fall for that socialist nonsense.
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I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
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what the idiom of “the early bird catches the worm” fails to explain is the worm is you
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
what the idiom of “the early bird catches the worm” fails to explain is the worm is you
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there's like 2 good hours a day where i'm not fighting the urge to lie down
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
there's like 2 good hours a day where i'm not fighting the urge to lie down
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Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
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They say be yourself as if it’s an enjoyable experience.
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They say be yourself as if it’s an enjoyable experience.
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I don’t need positivity I need stronger medication.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I don’t need positivity I need stronger medication.
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Be easier to find 3 wise women than 3 wise men. 😜
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Be easier to find 3 wise women than 3 wise men. 😜
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How are you choosing joy today? Joy is an act of resistance, as is giving to others (whatever that means for you). #ChooseJoy #GivingDayEveryday
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December 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
How are you choosing joy today? Joy is an act of resistance, as is giving to others (whatever that means for you). #ChooseJoy #GivingDayEveryday
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thank goodness for texting
*every socially awkward person
*every socially awkward person
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
thank goodness for texting
*every socially awkward person
*every socially awkward person
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
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Wake up, asshole. If I don't get to sleep through your presidency, you don't.
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wake up, asshole. If I don't get to sleep through your presidency, you don't.
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Live with the confidence of someone openly bragging about murdering people.
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Live with the confidence of someone openly bragging about murdering people.
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Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
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“Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
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just watched a video where a zookeeper examines a beluga whale to make sure they're healthy and realized I get less healthcare than a zoo animal AND less free fish
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
just watched a video where a zookeeper examines a beluga whale to make sure they're healthy and realized I get less healthcare than a zoo animal AND less free fish