Today's-5-Funniest
@forlol.bsky.social
Only here for jokes now. I do an almost(?) daily "5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today ...".
jesus: is your mom a virgin too
oedipus: can we talk about something else
oedipus: can we talk about something else
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Shut down the laptop for the whole weekend and the first thing it made me do today when I turned it on was shut down and restart. I think it’s mad.
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Why would you post about Netflix?" my wife asks, "We don't have Netflix."
"I'm not married, either," I point out.
"I'm not married, either," I point out.
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Would an imaginary girlfriend do this?
*rolls up sleeves revealing hickeys on arm*
*rolls up sleeves revealing hickeys on arm*
February 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
February 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
kind of a genius move to hide the fact you're a Nazi by making shitty cars instead of really good ones
February 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
For Sale: Baby Shoe. The baby lost the other one somewhere.
February 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Thanks, appreciate the repost!
February 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Thanks, appreciate the repost!
[hears audience booing] STOP APPROPRIATING GHOST CULTURE
February 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I have my mom's eyes. She left them to me in her will.
February 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
friday the 31st is spooky if you are dyslexic
February 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The tattooed guy from "Memento" but it's all my passwords.
February 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Every room is an escape room if you are introverted enough
January 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
January 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
January 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sorry, I missed your text from last night. Yes, please evacuate the building and hit the emergency gas shutoff.
January 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM