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Only here for jokes now. I do an almost(?) daily "5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today ...".
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Them: "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"
Me: challenge accepted.
I wrote a love song that includes "worm"; keep your ears pricked ;)
youtu.be/RdJEk_AREIs
Me: challenge accepted.
I wrote a love song that includes "worm"; keep your ears pricked ;)
youtu.be/RdJEk_AREIs
That's You
YouTube video by Ankit Singla
youtu.be
April 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Them: "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"
Me: challenge accepted.
I wrote a love song that includes "worm"; keep your ears pricked ;)
youtu.be/RdJEk_AREIs
Me: challenge accepted.
I wrote a love song that includes "worm"; keep your ears pricked ;)
youtu.be/RdJEk_AREIs
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One of my wife's friends was talking about how laid back her kids were, then I called them 'chill-dren' and suddenly I was surrounded by dads looking for high fives.
April 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
One of my wife's friends was talking about how laid back her kids were, then I called them 'chill-dren' and suddenly I was surrounded by dads looking for high fives.
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Proctologist: Of course you can trust someone with an advanced degree in buttholes. Take off your pants
February 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Proctologist: Of course you can trust someone with an advanced degree in buttholes. Take off your pants
February 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
February 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
How come when a woman says she's had many sexual partners she’s “promiscuous” but when I say it I’m a “liar”
January 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Is it just me, or do other people also exist
January 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Is it just me, or do other people also exist
January 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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[preventing all of this by going back in time 4 billion years and spraying lysol on a specific rock]
January 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
[preventing all of this by going back in time 4 billion years and spraying lysol on a specific rock]
January 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today, edition #34:
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
1939:
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
January 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today, edition #34:
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today, edition #34:
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
1939:
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
January 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today, edition #34:
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
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[during sex]
HER: can you turn off the light
ME: I thought you liked my mining helmet
HER: can you turn off the light
ME: I thought you liked my mining helmet
January 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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1939:
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
January 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
1939:
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
[during sex]
HER: can you turn off the light
ME: I thought you liked my mining helmet
HER: can you turn off the light
ME: I thought you liked my mining helmet
January 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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*brings a baguette to a knife fight*
“Can one of you guys slice this for me?”
“Can one of you guys slice this for me?”
January 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
*brings a baguette to a knife fight*
“Can one of you guys slice this for me?”
“Can one of you guys slice this for me?”
January 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today, edition #31. This is an all-visual edition!
1. bsky.app/profile/they...
1. bsky.app/profile/they...
January 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today, edition #31. This is an all-visual edition!
1. bsky.app/profile/they...
1. bsky.app/profile/they...
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I may have told my kids that these are tortellini...
January 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I may have told my kids that these are tortellini...
January 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
January 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Maybe Trump didn’t put his hand on the Bible because it was a fire hazard?
January 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM