Van Nogh
@vannogh.bsky.social
I draw and write silly stuff and sometimes post photos I take.
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Them: "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"
Me: challenge accepted.
I wrote a love song that includes "worm"; keep your ears pricked ;)
youtu.be/RdJEk_AREIs
Me: challenge accepted.
I wrote a love song that includes "worm"; keep your ears pricked ;)
youtu.be/RdJEk_AREIs
That's You
YouTube video by Ankit Singla
youtu.be
April 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Them: "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"
Me: challenge accepted.
I wrote a love song that includes "worm"; keep your ears pricked ;)
youtu.be/RdJEk_AREIs
Me: challenge accepted.
I wrote a love song that includes "worm"; keep your ears pricked ;)
youtu.be/RdJEk_AREIs
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5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today, edition #34:
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
1939:
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
January 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
5 funniest things I saw on Bluesky today, edition #34:
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
1. (I might be biased as a German speaker -- "Polen" is Poland in German.)
bsky.app/profile/vann...
Why did the shark cross the street?
... because of global warming
... because of global warming
January 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Why did the shark cross the street?
... because of global warming
... because of global warming
1939:
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
January 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
1939:
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
Hitler (struggling with allergies): FUCK POLLEN!
General Halder: JA!! FUCK POLEN sofort, mein Führer!
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I may have told my kids that these are tortellini...
January 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
My new book for 4-8 year olds, is here! The book teaches Hindi vowel diacritics ("मात्रा") using a story of magicians, each with the power of one मात्रा, by changing which they can change not just words, but also the real-world things they represent, e.g., transform a hand (हाथ) to an elephant (हाथी).
January 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My new book for 4-8 year olds, is here! The book teaches Hindi vowel diacritics ("मात्रा") using a story of magicians, each with the power of one मात्रा, by changing which they can change not just words, but also the real-world things they represent, e.g., transform a hand (हाथ) to an elephant (हाथी).
You know what's cultural appropriation?
White people working in IT.
White people working in IT.
January 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You know what's cultural appropriation?
White people working in IT.
White people working in IT.
Saw a beautiful "cloud inversion" today 😊
December 29, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Saw a beautiful "cloud inversion" today 😊
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Interviewer: According to your resume, you’re one of the greatest fiction writers the world has ever known
Me: Yes, I wrote that
Me: Yes, I wrote that
December 27, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Interviewer: According to your resume, you’re one of the greatest fiction writers the world has ever known
Me: Yes, I wrote that
Me: Yes, I wrote that
Sequel to Nosferatu just dropped ...
December 26, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Sequel to Nosferatu just dropped ...
What’s it called when you drop lasagna on you?
Lasagna-agna 😀
Lasagna-agna 😀
December 25, 2024 at 10:49 AM
What’s it called when you drop lasagna on you?
Lasagna-agna 😀
Lasagna-agna 😀
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female mantis: pray, love, eat
December 22, 2024 at 4:25 PM
female mantis: pray, love, eat
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Merry Christmas you ‘orrible lot!
December 20, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Merry Christmas you ‘orrible lot!
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Me: *realises I've just stepped on an ant* oh no
John Wick: has anyone seen my pet ant?
Me: OH NO
John Wick: has anyone seen my pet ant?
Me: OH NO
May 25, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Me: *realises I've just stepped on an ant* oh no
John Wick: has anyone seen my pet ant?
Me: OH NO
John Wick: has anyone seen my pet ant?
Me: OH NO
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God: *creating Eve from Adam's rib*
Adam: That's a weird way to make people
God: Lol wait till you see how she does it
Adam: That's a weird way to make people
God: Lol wait till you see how she does it
November 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
God: *creating Eve from Adam's rib*
Adam: That's a weird way to make people
God: Lol wait till you see how she does it
Adam: That's a weird way to make people
God: Lol wait till you see how she does it
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two, also known as "the baker's one"
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
two, also known as "the baker's one"
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For anyone wondering, this is my all-time favourite Edward Steed drawing...
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM
For anyone wondering, this is my all-time favourite Edward Steed drawing...
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I have a similar flavoured one!!
Me asking my mother: You always tell me "Low expectations are the key to happiness?" Where did you learn that?
My mother: *just staring at me*
Me: Is that supposed to mean something? I don't get it.
My mother: I didn't expect you to.
Me asking my mother: You always tell me "Low expectations are the key to happiness?" Where did you learn that?
My mother: *just staring at me*
Me: Is that supposed to mean something? I don't get it.
My mother: I didn't expect you to.
November 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I have a similar flavoured one!!
Me asking my mother: You always tell me "Low expectations are the key to happiness?" Where did you learn that?
My mother: *just staring at me*
Me: Is that supposed to mean something? I don't get it.
My mother: I didn't expect you to.
Me asking my mother: You always tell me "Low expectations are the key to happiness?" Where did you learn that?
My mother: *just staring at me*
Me: Is that supposed to mean something? I don't get it.
My mother: I didn't expect you to.
An odd and interesting sunset I was lucky to see recently.
November 21, 2024 at 9:34 PM
An odd and interesting sunset I was lucky to see recently.
One of those rare times when I thought the (distant) light pollution made my night-sky photo more interesting / magical. Taken in Glacier national park, Montana.
November 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
One of those rare times when I thought the (distant) light pollution made my night-sky photo more interesting / magical. Taken in Glacier national park, Montana.
