kate
@outerorbits.bsky.social
I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
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kate
@outerorbits.bsky.social
· 20d
Girls only want one thing and it's an unholy alliance with the seagulls
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Me: do you mind if I smoke?
Him: oh I hate cigarette smoke
Me: i meant a ham *puts on chef hat*
Him: oh I hate cigarette smoke
Me: i meant a ham *puts on chef hat*
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Me: do you mind if I smoke?
Him: oh I hate cigarette smoke
Me: i meant a ham *puts on chef hat*
Him: oh I hate cigarette smoke
Me: i meant a ham *puts on chef hat*
feeling like I have to be everyone else's spatial awareness is exhausting... doubly so when they *yell at me* because I have the temerity to exist. pls stop making me be your brain too, I'm just one girl
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
feeling like I have to be everyone else's spatial awareness is exhausting... doubly so when they *yell at me* because I have the temerity to exist. pls stop making me be your brain too, I'm just one girl
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“your talent is wasted here” I like to think my talent is wasted wherever I go
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“your talent is wasted here” I like to think my talent is wasted wherever I go
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Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity meets an enchanted elks horn that a mysterious stranger in a cave traded me for an unspecified future favor
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity meets an enchanted elks horn that a mysterious stranger in a cave traded me for an unspecified future favor
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i want to lay in a cave with the bears
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i want to lay in a cave with the bears
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Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
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Sorry, I wasn't fully listening. The tiny whales that live in my stomach were singing again.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sorry, I wasn't fully listening. The tiny whales that live in my stomach were singing again.
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I ❤️ Ruining the Workplace
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I ❤️ Ruining the Workplace
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just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it
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Why must the dog look at me as if I just broke his heart if I so much as walk out of a room?
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Why must the dog look at me as if I just broke his heart if I so much as walk out of a room?
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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Hibernation season came early this year
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hibernation season came early this year
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How much bot, could a bot bot, bot, if a bot bot, could bee boop?
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
How much bot, could a bot bot, bot, if a bot bot, could bee boop?
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there’s literally nothing better than sleeping. I don’t understand why we don’t all sleep a lot more.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
there’s literally nothing better than sleeping. I don’t understand why we don’t all sleep a lot more.
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MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable.
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um...
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when i was a kid i disappeared into the woods for 7 years with no memory of what happened and i turned out fine
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
when i was a kid i disappeared into the woods for 7 years with no memory of what happened and i turned out fine
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All of my bad food decisions end with me saying, “Well, if I just eat it all now, that’ll get it out of the house & will no longer be a temptation.”
Looking at you, pecan pie. 👀
Looking at you, pecan pie. 👀
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
All of my bad food decisions end with me saying, “Well, if I just eat it all now, that’ll get it out of the house & will no longer be a temptation.”
Looking at you, pecan pie. 👀
Looking at you, pecan pie. 👀
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Made another mini pumpkin painting.
😈🎨🦇
😈🎨🦇
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Made another mini pumpkin painting.
😈🎨🦇
😈🎨🦇
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when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
June 13, 2023 at 3:35 AM
when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances
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Omg please don't call me ma'am. Dude or bruh or hey you is perfectly fine
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Omg please don't call me ma'am. Dude or bruh or hey you is perfectly fine
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I made a random compliment generator today because I wanted to make something nice :)
Compliments 💖
You deserve to hear this
dr.eamer.dev
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I made a random compliment generator today because I wanted to make something nice :)
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you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I have very few close friends because some are off-put by my conversations with local crows and ravens
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I have very few close friends because some are off-put by my conversations with local crows and ravens