@flynntim.bsky.social
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Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Christ on a bike, this is brilliant.
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
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john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
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NFL Films made this for all of us.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
NFL Films made this for all of us.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
A Carol of the DOINKS.
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I'm in @mcsweeneys.net today for the holidays
Jubilee: One Child vs. Twenty Santa Deniers
Mateo, a child, sits at a debate table opposite an empty chair. He’s surrounded by twenty Santa Claus Deniers, each holding a red flag.
MATEO: My n...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm in @mcsweeneys.net today for the holidays
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HOW WAS SHE NOT IN LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
HOW WAS SHE NOT IN LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN
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You see this parked outside your girl’s house wyd
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You see this parked outside your girl’s house wyd
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Peanut Butter (270F-4) is a versatile, warm medium-brown paint color that exudes comfort and timeless elegance.
😋
My father-in-law was a union painter (District Council 9 International Union of Painters and Allied Trades). When he lived with us, we painted his bedroom in his favorite color!
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My father-in-law was a union painter (District Council 9 International Union of Painters and Allied Trades). When he lived with us, we painted his bedroom in his favorite color!
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Peanut Butter (270F-4) is a versatile, warm medium-brown paint color that exudes comfort and timeless elegance.
😋
My father-in-law was a union painter (District Council 9 International Union of Painters and Allied Trades). When he lived with us, we painted his bedroom in his favorite color!
😋
My father-in-law was a union painter (District Council 9 International Union of Painters and Allied Trades). When he lived with us, we painted his bedroom in his favorite color!
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
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patience is a weapon
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
patience is a weapon
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JUDGE: are you both sure there’s nothing that could save your marriage?
ME: your honor, he asked me “what has 9 arms and sucks?”
JUDGE: so what was the answer?
ME: Def Leppard
JUDGE: jfc what an asshole I declare this marriage dissolved
ME: your honor, he asked me “what has 9 arms and sucks?”
JUDGE: so what was the answer?
ME: Def Leppard
JUDGE: jfc what an asshole I declare this marriage dissolved
October 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
JUDGE: are you both sure there’s nothing that could save your marriage?
ME: your honor, he asked me “what has 9 arms and sucks?”
JUDGE: so what was the answer?
ME: Def Leppard
JUDGE: jfc what an asshole I declare this marriage dissolved
ME: your honor, he asked me “what has 9 arms and sucks?”
JUDGE: so what was the answer?
ME: Def Leppard
JUDGE: jfc what an asshole I declare this marriage dissolved
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Good Boy
See ya later: Alligator dumped outside Harford County pet store
See ya later: Alligator dumped outside Harford County pet store
Harford County officers were called to respond to an alligator found in the parking lot of an exotic pet store in Bel Air Thursday night. The female alligator was housed overnight at Ryan’s Reptile...
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October 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social Good Boy
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Has anyone offered up any appreciation for Jonathan Ajayi in Alien: Earth yet? Of all the Children, he's given my favorite performance of "kid in a grown-up body" by a country mile.
September 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Has anyone offered up any appreciation for Jonathan Ajayi in Alien: Earth yet? Of all the Children, he's given my favorite performance of "kid in a grown-up body" by a country mile.
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US Department of *theatrical pause for kerning* War
September 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
US Department of *theatrical pause for kerning* War
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I will never apologize for a post
September 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I will never apologize for a post
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Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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love Kazuaki Kitamura's cat tattoos
IG horitomo_stateofgrace
IG horitomo_stateofgrace
August 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
love Kazuaki Kitamura's cat tattoos
IG horitomo_stateofgrace
IG horitomo_stateofgrace
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OSINT folks, the bar has been raised
August 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
OSINT folks, the bar has been raised