Tyler Gooch
@tylergooch.bsky.social
The comedian everyone hates to love.
Instead of feeding the 5,000 with fish and loaves for a day, I think Jesus should’ve taught the 5,000 to fish and bake and fed them for a lifetime. Just my opinion
January 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Instead of feeding the 5,000 with fish and loaves for a day, I think Jesus should’ve taught the 5,000 to fish and bake and fed them for a lifetime. Just my opinion
Portia De Rossi when her partner is snoring
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Portia De Rossi when her partner is snoring
Is it just me or have people become extremely materialistic lately? They think all their problems will be solved if they can just buy one more trinket or if you'll just pay them back the money you owe them for the tickets to Butter (a Korn cover band b/c you cover corn with butter)
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Is it just me or have people become extremely materialistic lately? They think all their problems will be solved if they can just buy one more trinket or if you'll just pay them back the money you owe them for the tickets to Butter (a Korn cover band b/c you cover corn with butter)
I have it on good authority that when Rhianna said “we found love in a hopeless place” the hopeless place she was talking about was Southern Indiana
January 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I have it on good authority that when Rhianna said “we found love in a hopeless place” the hopeless place she was talking about was Southern Indiana
Recency bias wasn’t even really a thing 20 years ago
January 12, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Recency bias wasn’t even really a thing 20 years ago
We hear them singing Dahoo Dores in the movie, but the rest of the year the Who down in Whoville sing Pinball Wizard and Baba O’Reily
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We hear them singing Dahoo Dores in the movie, but the rest of the year the Who down in Whoville sing Pinball Wizard and Baba O’Reily
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SANTA DENIER: Every time I’ve seen a reindeer, they’re just standing there, chewing grass.
CHILD: By your own admission, you’ve never seen a reindeer even attempt to fly. But you think you can confidently tell me that you KNOW reindeer cannot fly?
CHILD: By your own admission, you’ve never seen a reindeer even attempt to fly. But you think you can confidently tell me that you KNOW reindeer cannot fly?
Jubilee: One Child vs. Twenty Santa Deniers
Mateo, a child, sits at a debate table opposite an empty chair. He’s surrounded by twenty Santa Claus Deniers, each holding a red flag. MATEO: My n...
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December 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
SANTA DENIER: Every time I’ve seen a reindeer, they’re just standing there, chewing grass.
CHILD: By your own admission, you’ve never seen a reindeer even attempt to fly. But you think you can confidently tell me that you KNOW reindeer cannot fly?
CHILD: By your own admission, you’ve never seen a reindeer even attempt to fly. But you think you can confidently tell me that you KNOW reindeer cannot fly?
The Who’s down in Whoville all look the same and seem to all share a last name, which suggests it’s a deeply incestuous community. The grinch looks much different and is not named Who perhaps making him the result of an extra-family affair?
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Who’s down in Whoville all look the same and seem to all share a last name, which suggests it’s a deeply incestuous community. The grinch looks much different and is not named Who perhaps making him the result of an extra-family affair?
I'm in @mcsweeneys.net today for the holidays
Jubilee: One Child vs. Twenty Santa Deniers
Mateo, a child, sits at a debate table opposite an empty chair. He’s surrounded by twenty Santa Claus Deniers, each holding a red flag.
MATEO: My n...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm in @mcsweeneys.net today for the holidays
One thing that I don’t think gets enough attention in the King Solomon cut the baby in half story is that they used to have the king, the one sovereign ruler of the land, set aside time every week to handle tasks that, nowadays, would be performed by Maury Povich
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
One thing that I don’t think gets enough attention in the King Solomon cut the baby in half story is that they used to have the king, the one sovereign ruler of the land, set aside time every week to handle tasks that, nowadays, would be performed by Maury Povich
Just got confirmation that, since they discontinued the penny, you now have to say "One hundredth of a dollar for your thoughts" smh
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just got confirmation that, since they discontinued the penny, you now have to say "One hundredth of a dollar for your thoughts" smh
If I can’t leave the Hotel California why would they even let me check out? So they can turn my room over and have me just loitering in the lobby and using the computer in the business center for eternity?
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If I can’t leave the Hotel California why would they even let me check out? So they can turn my room over and have me just loitering in the lobby and using the computer in the business center for eternity?
Reposted by Tyler Gooch
In this week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com and I round up great writing by @worldofktebs.bsky.social and @tylergooch.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net, Freddie Shanel in @reductress.bsky.social, & a quiz from @nygroove.nyc.
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A Newsletter of Humorous Writing
by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...
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October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In this week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com and I round up great writing by @worldofktebs.bsky.social and @tylergooch.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net, Freddie Shanel in @reductress.bsky.social, & a quiz from @nygroove.nyc.
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New Run Club humor in @pointsincase.com !! Thanks for the pub @jamesfolta.com !
www.pointsincase.com/articles/im-...
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I’m Excited to Join Your Run Club for All the Right Reasons
I don’t expect to meet anyone by joining your Club, but I wouldn’t be upset if someone asked about me. Has anyone asked about me yet?
www.pointsincase.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
New Run Club humor in @pointsincase.com !! Thanks for the pub @jamesfolta.com !
www.pointsincase.com/articles/im-...
www.pointsincase.com/articles/im-...
New from me on @pointsincase.com
If You’re Anything Like Me
If you’re like me, you also have compassion and empathy. So when you realize the traffic is because of a major collision, you go from frustrated to concerned.
www.pointsincase.com
September 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
New from me on @pointsincase.com
If we’ve learned anything from Biden and now trump it’s that the next president needs to be even older
September 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If we’ve learned anything from Biden and now trump it’s that the next president needs to be even older
Is there a law that says your signature can’t be bubble letters? Thinking about making some changes
September 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Is there a law that says your signature can’t be bubble letters? Thinking about making some changes
Can’t believe they let the mascots do one handed pushups after touchdowns now because of wokeness
August 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Can’t believe they let the mascots do one handed pushups after touchdowns now because of wokeness
Several minds currently creating versions of the horny copypasta for this just in case
August 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Several minds currently creating versions of the horny copypasta for this just in case
Thinking about becoming one of those guys that has a lot of money but no one is really sure how or where he gets money from.
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Thinking about becoming one of those guys that has a lot of money but no one is really sure how or where he gets money from.
Kid just asked me if “anyone was born in a year that starts with 19 instead of 20.” Heartbreaking
August 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Kid just asked me if “anyone was born in a year that starts with 19 instead of 20.” Heartbreaking
Has it occurred to anyone that maybe the falling birth rates aren’t because of lifestyles or increased cost of living but because fewer bugs are living lives that earn them reincarnation as a human?
August 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Has it occurred to anyone that maybe the falling birth rates aren’t because of lifestyles or increased cost of living but because fewer bugs are living lives that earn them reincarnation as a human?
Socrates: I see AC/DC, but is it not still a long way to the top even if one does not wish to rock and roll? It seems the length to the top is not then dependent on one’s desire to rock and roll.
July 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Socrates: I see AC/DC, but is it not still a long way to the top even if one does not wish to rock and roll? It seems the length to the top is not then dependent on one’s desire to rock and roll.