Tyler Gooch
tylergooch.bsky.social
Tyler Gooch
@tylergooch.bsky.social
The comedian everyone hates to love.
One thing that I don’t think gets enough attention in the King Solomon cut the baby in half story is that they used to have the king, the one sovereign ruler of the land, set aside time every week to handle tasks that, nowadays, would be performed by Maury Povich
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just got confirmation that, since they discontinued the penny, you now have to say "One hundredth of a dollar for your thoughts" smh
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If I can’t leave the Hotel California why would they even let me check out? So they can turn my room over and have me just loitering in the lobby and using the computer in the business center for eternity?
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Reposted by Tyler Gooch
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October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If we’ve learned anything from Biden and now trump it’s that the next president needs to be even older
September 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Is there a law that says your signature can’t be bubble letters? Thinking about making some changes
September 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Can’t believe they let the mascots do one handed pushups after touchdowns now because of wokeness
August 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Several minds currently creating versions of the horny copypasta for this just in case
August 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Thinking about becoming one of those guys that has a lot of money but no one is really sure how or where he gets money from.
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Kid just asked me if “anyone was born in a year that starts with 19 instead of 20.” Heartbreaking
August 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Has it occurred to anyone that maybe the falling birth rates aren’t because of lifestyles or increased cost of living but because fewer bugs are living lives that earn them reincarnation as a human?
August 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Socrates: I see AC/DC, but is it not still a long way to the top even if one does not wish to rock and roll? It seems the length to the top is not then dependent on one’s desire to rock and roll.
July 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
“You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands,” I tell the officer pointing to the corner where a pair of severed human hands hold my gun pulling off a hilarious sight gag before being arrested & convicted of being The Hand Lopper, a serial killer known for removing his victims hands
July 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Family is gathered, waiting to watch the last great part of America: Mr. Joseph Gordon Chestnut
July 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cotton Eye Joe bravely asks only two questions throughout the song and successfully answers neither.
July 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What about doing Henny Oldman and Gary Youngman? Something to think about.
June 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The movie should’ve covered more of the struggle Pinocchio no doubt had trying to get a social security number or any sort of birth/citizenship papers.
June 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Brevity, the ability to convey ideas quickly and efficiently, without a lot of extraneous words or explanation, is the soul, the essence, the building block, of wit.
June 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s funny that NYC makes it everyone’s problem when they have to pick a mayor. I barely know the LA mayor, I only know the Chicago mayor when she wears comically large suits. But every time there is an NYC mayor election we all hear about how corrupt the eventual winner is.
June 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Matthew McConaughey serving as the bailiff in a court just before the judge enters: “all rise, all rise, all rise”
June 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Excited to be back in the newsletter of humorous writing this week!
May 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM