Flatiron
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Check out all this blue sky over here.
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WHERE THE SHIT IS MY SOUP okay it's here
May 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
WHERE THE SHIT IS MY SOUP okay it's here
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I hope she continues to inspire people for generations to come, just as she did for me. ❤️
Jane Goodall, conservationist and chimpanzee researcher, dead at 91 | CBC News
Jane Goodall, the British conservationist and researcher renowned for her work with chimpanzees, has died at age 91.
www.cbc.ca
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I hope she continues to inspire people for generations to come, just as she did for me. ❤️
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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I expected the tyranny and the blustering and the mockery of everything they’ve ever claimed America was supposed to stand for
what I didn’t expect was the depth and speed of the capitulation at every level
what I didn’t expect was the depth and speed of the capitulation at every level
September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I expected the tyranny and the blustering and the mockery of everything they’ve ever claimed America was supposed to stand for
what I didn’t expect was the depth and speed of the capitulation at every level
what I didn’t expect was the depth and speed of the capitulation at every level
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William S Burroughs on Capitalism
June 19, 2024 at 1:59 AM
William S Burroughs on Capitalism
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New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
August 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
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The only government regulation of a persons body should be on how much cologne/perfume they are allowed to wear on a given day.
August 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The only government regulation of a persons body should be on how much cologne/perfume they are allowed to wear on a given day.
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I don’t need a self driving car. I need a vehicle that runs between major areas and can transport large numbers of people at once to reduce environmental impact…wait it’s a train. I’m describing trains.
Build more goddamned TRAINS, America.
Build more goddamned TRAINS, America.
August 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I don’t need a self driving car. I need a vehicle that runs between major areas and can transport large numbers of people at once to reduce environmental impact…wait it’s a train. I’m describing trains.
Build more goddamned TRAINS, America.
Build more goddamned TRAINS, America.
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I don't have time for wallabies. You're either a kangaroo or you're not.
August 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I don't have time for wallabies. You're either a kangaroo or you're not.
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"Halt, cat! Halt!"
November 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM
"Halt, cat! Halt!"
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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
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They'll always make exceptions for themselves. That's how fascism works.
July 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They'll always make exceptions for themselves. That's how fascism works.
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To all Americans.
When Trump brags about how his tariffs are “taking in a lotta money”….
He means from you.
You’re paying the tariff if goods are still coming into your country. Or if the goods go elsewhere because of the tariff, you don’t get the good at all.
That’s what he’s bragging about.
When Trump brags about how his tariffs are “taking in a lotta money”….
He means from you.
You’re paying the tariff if goods are still coming into your country. Or if the goods go elsewhere because of the tariff, you don’t get the good at all.
That’s what he’s bragging about.
July 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
To all Americans.
When Trump brags about how his tariffs are “taking in a lotta money”….
He means from you.
You’re paying the tariff if goods are still coming into your country. Or if the goods go elsewhere because of the tariff, you don’t get the good at all.
That’s what he’s bragging about.
When Trump brags about how his tariffs are “taking in a lotta money”….
He means from you.
You’re paying the tariff if goods are still coming into your country. Or if the goods go elsewhere because of the tariff, you don’t get the good at all.
That’s what he’s bragging about.
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ICE nazis aren’t assaulted enough, tbh
July 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ICE nazis aren’t assaulted enough, tbh
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My dog hates your fucking fireworks
June 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My dog hates your fucking fireworks
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all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat
June 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat
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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
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a trans person has never negatively impacted my life. politicians and billionaires sure have
June 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
a trans person has never negatively impacted my life. politicians and billionaires sure have
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Current mood in downtown Los Angeles
June 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Current mood in downtown Los Angeles
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When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.
June 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.
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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don't want one
November 14, 2024 at 1:39 PM
The biggest problem with finding another job is I don't want one
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Someone tried to comfort me with a hug and expected me to show emotion..horrifying.
May 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Someone tried to comfort me with a hug and expected me to show emotion..horrifying.
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Me when I'm trying to figure out if an image is AI:
a man with long hair and a mustache says i do not mean to pry but you do n't
Alt: A gif of Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride asking, "I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"
media.tenor.com
May 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Me when I'm trying to figure out if an image is AI:
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same