Anastasia Beaverhausen
@semisophrosyne.bsky.social
Lover of Peanut Butter. Insomniac. First Wife Kid. Favorite Little Shit Stirrer. AB, a marshmallow on fire.
I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.
Pinned
When I drive over speed bumps, I imagine I’m driving over the bodies of my enemies
Oh look, not AI.
Physical, mental and economic reasons are covered, you dumb son if a bitch.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortio...
Physical, mental and economic reasons are covered, you dumb son if a bitch.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortio...
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oh look, not AI.
Physical, mental and economic reasons are covered, you dumb son if a bitch.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortio...
Physical, mental and economic reasons are covered, you dumb son if a bitch.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortio...
Fuck the police.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Fuck the police.
Saying women use abortion as birth control tells me you’ve never experienced an abortion and should sit down and shut the fuck up.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Saying women use abortion as birth control tells me you’ve never experienced an abortion and should sit down and shut the fuck up.
Just another dehumanizing day of fighting for a work accommodation due to disability 🥰
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just another dehumanizing day of fighting for a work accommodation due to disability 🥰
Yet another time 45/47 has incited violence without consequence
Sen. Elissa Slotkin tells NBC News that Capitol Police are now with her 24/7.
"We've had hundreds and hundreds, if not closer to 1000 threats come in to our phones, our emails" since Trump threatened her and other Democrats.
"We've had hundreds and hundreds, if not closer to 1000 threats come in to our phones, our emails" since Trump threatened her and other Democrats.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Yet another time 45/47 has incited violence without consequence
A lot of KCMO streets are wider bc on-road parking, and this weird trend has started where if it’s a 4way stop, if someone is turning left, the person behind them goes to stop on the right, next to you. Like, it’s not like you’re going to have to wait forever for me to yield 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A lot of KCMO streets are wider bc on-road parking, and this weird trend has started where if it’s a 4way stop, if someone is turning left, the person behind them goes to stop on the right, next to you. Like, it’s not like you’re going to have to wait forever for me to yield 🤔
Managed to hit my alarm “stop” button this morning without accidentally calling anyone today, so it’s already a winning day
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Managed to hit my alarm “stop” button this morning without accidentally calling anyone today, so it’s already a winning day
Reposted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
Iron infusion brought my iron up from 8 to 22, but our goal for me bc of LC is 50. Bout to get another round of the good stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Iron infusion brought my iron up from 8 to 22, but our goal for me bc of LC is 50. Bout to get another round of the good stuff.
Reposted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
every time you try to forget who i am
i’ll be right there to remind you again
i’ll be right there to remind you again
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
every time you try to forget who i am
i’ll be right there to remind you again
i’ll be right there to remind you again
Reposted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, we honor the trans people lost to violence in the U.S. this year.
Widespread poverty, homelessness, and discrimination makes trans people 4x more likely to experience violence than the average person.
We shouldn’t have to live in fear to be who we are.
Widespread poverty, homelessness, and discrimination makes trans people 4x more likely to experience violence than the average person.
We shouldn’t have to live in fear to be who we are.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, we honor the trans people lost to violence in the U.S. this year.
Widespread poverty, homelessness, and discrimination makes trans people 4x more likely to experience violence than the average person.
We shouldn’t have to live in fear to be who we are.
Widespread poverty, homelessness, and discrimination makes trans people 4x more likely to experience violence than the average person.
We shouldn’t have to live in fear to be who we are.
My fashion style is called “kindergartner with a credit card.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
My fashion style is called “kindergartner with a credit card.”
I don’t know why, but I’m kinda not surprised that the LinkedIn co-founder has ties to Epstein
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I don’t know why, but I’m kinda not surprised that the LinkedIn co-founder has ties to Epstein
Ozark Law on Hulu is so Missouri.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ozark Law on Hulu is so Missouri.
Learned that nicotine pouches are a thing today
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Learned that nicotine pouches are a thing today
All people are presumed guilty until proven innocent
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
All people are presumed guilty until proven innocent
My knees are killing me and not even for fun reasons
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My knees are killing me and not even for fun reasons
Went to get my allergy shot last week & RN apologized for being a few mins late bc she was on the phone with insurance trying to get someone’s routine vaccine approved bc their insurance required a prior authorization.
A routine vaccine.
A routine vaccine.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Went to get my allergy shot last week & RN apologized for being a few mins late bc she was on the phone with insurance trying to get someone’s routine vaccine approved bc their insurance required a prior authorization.
A routine vaccine.
A routine vaccine.
I’m old and grouchy. I want to be the flower girl in your wedding, or the officiant. I’m tired of being the matron and buying dresses I’ll never wear again 😭
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m old and grouchy. I want to be the flower girl in your wedding, or the officiant. I’m tired of being the matron and buying dresses I’ll never wear again 😭
The wedding is themed. Then it’s canceled for a destination wedding. So I delete my Amazon list. Now it’s back on, themed, and two months away.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The wedding is themed. Then it’s canceled for a destination wedding. So I delete my Amazon list. Now it’s back on, themed, and two months away.
It was a crazy busy day at work, but yes, I should have paused my therapy sessions to answer your text about concert tickets.
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It was a crazy busy day at work, but yes, I should have paused my therapy sessions to answer your text about concert tickets.
It’s some bullshit that I need a doctor’s order to use my HSA to cover a probiotic but a grounding mat and compression sleeves were a-okay.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s some bullshit that I need a doctor’s order to use my HSA to cover a probiotic but a grounding mat and compression sleeves were a-okay.
I’ve been getting goosebumps a lot recently and it feels so good. What gives you goosebumps?
Today it was “This is Me” from The Greatest Showman.
Today it was “This is Me” from The Greatest Showman.
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’ve been getting goosebumps a lot recently and it feels so good. What gives you goosebumps?
Today it was “This is Me” from The Greatest Showman.
Today it was “This is Me” from The Greatest Showman.
I bet this is a really bad week for The Bad Place and I hope I ruin their holidays.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I bet this is a really bad week for The Bad Place and I hope I ruin their holidays.
If you have a kiddo/teen struggling with school avoidance, here’s a great parent resource— schoolavoidance.org/parents-course-vsi
(Note-not skipping, not truancy)
(Note-not skipping, not truancy)
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If you have a kiddo/teen struggling with school avoidance, here’s a great parent resource— schoolavoidance.org/parents-course-vsi
(Note-not skipping, not truancy)
(Note-not skipping, not truancy)