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This looped three times before i noticed
April 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This looped three times before i noticed
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this is where i post from
February 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
this is where i post from
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January 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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This cat looks like he is about to tie someone to some railroad tracks
January 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This cat looks like he is about to tie someone to some railroad tracks
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[forgetting the word coconut] one hairy bowling ball please
January 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
[forgetting the word coconut] one hairy bowling ball please
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No I'm not "going through it" I'm "always in it" and in fact "one with it"
January 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
No I'm not "going through it" I'm "always in it" and in fact "one with it"
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Not many people know this but the Heimlich Maneuver was named after the famed German doctor, Hans Maneuver.
January 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not many people know this but the Heimlich Maneuver was named after the famed German doctor, Hans Maneuver.
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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.
January 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.
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give me a cool rock and i am betrothed for all eternity
January 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
give me a cool rock and i am betrothed for all eternity
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at work i once heard someone refer to a meeting between two ceos as a top to top and i was like ok folks you need to think this through
January 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
at work i once heard someone refer to a meeting between two ceos as a top to top and i was like ok folks you need to think this through
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you're not the influencer of me
January 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
you're not the influencer of me
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Do we get a little break after we die or we just pop out of another vagina?
January 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Do we get a little break after we die or we just pop out of another vagina?
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falling asleep at the wheel call that a Ford Siesta
January 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
falling asleep at the wheel call that a Ford Siesta
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If anyone ever came up to me and said that aliens broke into their cottage and sucked their dick I would immediately believe them because who the fuck would lie about something that cool?
December 22, 2024 at 8:08 PM
If anyone ever came up to me and said that aliens broke into their cottage and sucked their dick I would immediately believe them because who the fuck would lie about something that cool?
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[Santa dislocating both shoulders to slither down your chimney]
December 16, 2024 at 2:50 AM
[Santa dislocating both shoulders to slither down your chimney]
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Women are at their prime age at 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89 and 97.
December 12, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Women are at their prime age at 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89 and 97.
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Me *being born* "I've got a bad feeling about this".
December 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Me *being born* "I've got a bad feeling about this".
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gotta convince myself not to get the Engels & Marx shipping doodle as a tattoo
December 8, 2024 at 12:15 AM
gotta convince myself not to get the Engels & Marx shipping doodle as a tattoo
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*attending your orgy
Whoever brought this artichoke dip...outstanding.
Whoever brought this artichoke dip...outstanding.
April 5, 2024 at 12:20 AM
*attending your orgy
Whoever brought this artichoke dip...outstanding.
Whoever brought this artichoke dip...outstanding.
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Physical media is so crazy to me because what to you mean every sound imaginable can be converted into really really tiny bumps?
December 9, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Physical media is so crazy to me because what to you mean every sound imaginable can be converted into really really tiny bumps?
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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.
December 9, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.
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Am I beautiful? No. But do I make up for it with an amazing personality? Also no
December 3, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Am I beautiful? No. But do I make up for it with an amazing personality? Also no
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They should invent a food I like that makes me hate myself less the more I eat it
December 5, 2024 at 1:52 PM
They should invent a food I like that makes me hate myself less the more I eat it