ellie maybe 🦕
@ellie.thecancellations.com
she/her • musician, writer, plant chef, weirdo • nashville based, chicago bred
my depressing y'allternative band: thecancellations.com
interests: sci fi, dogs, cows, wind turbines, mushrooms, spiders, soup
my depressing y'allternative band: thecancellations.com
interests: sci fi, dogs, cows, wind turbines, mushrooms, spiders, soup
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@ellie.thecancellations.com
· Jul 15
"Smile" - The Cancellations (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Cancellations
youtu.be
Last year I wrote a song about killing a guy for telling me to smile and then I made a gay little music video for it with my band
*gasp* I thought I was the only one! @bcdreyer.social
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
*gasp* I thought I was the only one! @bcdreyer.social
🧠🌶️ Adventures in Neurospiciness 🌶️🧠
I got up to get a toothpick.
I made pudding.
I still don't have a toothpick.
I got up to get a toothpick.
I made pudding.
I still don't have a toothpick.
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
🧠🌶️ Adventures in Neurospiciness 🌶️🧠
I got up to get a toothpick.
I made pudding.
I still don't have a toothpick.
I got up to get a toothpick.
I made pudding.
I still don't have a toothpick.
the future is now
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
the future is now
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primary them all
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
primary them all
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
Claire is a badass. May we all be a little more like Claire.
A cycling influencer nominated for a list of top 100 women cyclists said she has declined the honour due to the decision not to include trans women.
Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻
Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out - BBC News
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Claire is a badass. May we all be a little more like Claire.
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
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I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
Stoked to pay some of my bills for a month! 🙃
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Stoked to pay some of my bills for a month! 🙃
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Hey @aaron.bsky.team why did these folks get suspensions and Link got a permaban?
Why the inconsistency huh?
Why the inconsistency huh?
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hey @aaron.bsky.team why did these folks get suspensions and Link got a permaban?
Why the inconsistency huh?
Why the inconsistency huh?
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So why isn't Link back, Aaron?
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
So why isn't Link back, Aaron?
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Love this so much. 💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Love this so much. 💜
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It's hard to express what it meant to watch Maurice, Natalia, Celeste, and Rhea tell their stories—in their own voices—this morning.
The segment revealed a brutal reality: homelessness at this scale isn't about personal failure. It's the result of policy choices and systems built to exploit people.
The segment revealed a brutal reality: homelessness at this scale isn't about personal failure. It's the result of policy choices and systems built to exploit people.
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's hard to express what it meant to watch Maurice, Natalia, Celeste, and Rhea tell their stories—in their own voices—this morning.
The segment revealed a brutal reality: homelessness at this scale isn't about personal failure. It's the result of policy choices and systems built to exploit people.
The segment revealed a brutal reality: homelessness at this scale isn't about personal failure. It's the result of policy choices and systems built to exploit people.
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"Executive Function Theft (EFT) is the deliberate abdication of [tasks] to another person, with the result that the receiving person’s executive function becomes so exhausted that they are unable to [perform] higher level efforts."
- @hedgielib.bsky.social
hedgehoglibrarian.com/2023/08/14/e...
- @hedgielib.bsky.social
hedgehoglibrarian.com/2023/08/14/e...
Executive Function Theft
The phrase arrived in my head so completely formed and concrete that I couldn't believe it wasn't already established in the lexicon, but at least preliminary searches suggest it is not. Of the people...
hedgehoglibrarian.com
November 15, 2023 at 7:36 PM
"Executive Function Theft (EFT) is the deliberate abdication of [tasks] to another person, with the result that the receiving person’s executive function becomes so exhausted that they are unable to [perform] higher level efforts."
- @hedgielib.bsky.social
hedgehoglibrarian.com/2023/08/14/e...
- @hedgielib.bsky.social
hedgehoglibrarian.com/2023/08/14/e...
I am begging people to please read articles before reacting to them. The "victims" are literally petting the dogs and laughing in the photo. There's enough fuckery in the world to get riled up about w/o posters misinterpreting headlines for clicks.
Chat, is "the rich are doing the 'fox' hunts again where the fox is a person" a recession indicator www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
‘Are they going to eat me alive?’: trail runners become prey in newest form of hunting
Nervous reporter is chased across English countryside by baying bloodhounds, in what could soon be only legal way to hunt with dogs
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am begging people to please read articles before reacting to them. The "victims" are literally petting the dogs and laughing in the photo. There's enough fuckery in the world to get riled up about w/o posters misinterpreting headlines for clicks.
All ketchup is trash but so if being a ketchup reply guy
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
All ketchup is trash but so if being a ketchup reply guy
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Part 85 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
A neon saleman’s sample case, circa 1935
A neon saleman’s sample case, circa 1935
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Part 85 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
A neon saleman’s sample case, circa 1935
A neon saleman’s sample case, circa 1935
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Please note the cop in the middle of the first picture with the gigantic gun. Peaceful protestors are pointing out that they’re not turning on their body cams cause I mean, why would they do that even though that is what they’re supposed to do according to the law. Hahaha “the law” lol remember that
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Please note the cop in the middle of the first picture with the gigantic gun. Peaceful protestors are pointing out that they’re not turning on their body cams cause I mean, why would they do that even though that is what they’re supposed to do according to the law. Hahaha “the law” lol remember that
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Special Note: Election
If you are a Democrat in Tennessee's 7th district, voting is going on now.
Vote now!
It is possible to flip this red district and get another member for the U.S. House!
Let's achieve victory!
#SheShed
#DefendersOfDemocracy
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
If you are a Democrat in Tennessee's 7th district, voting is going on now.
Vote now!
It is possible to flip this red district and get another member for the U.S. House!
Let's achieve victory!
#SheShed
#DefendersOfDemocracy
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Democrats eye Trump country for a special election surprise
The upcoming special election to replace retired Rep. Mark Green is bringing top Democratic names to a district Donald Trump carried by more than 20 points.
www.politico.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Special Note: Election
If you are a Democrat in Tennessee's 7th district, voting is going on now.
Vote now!
It is possible to flip this red district and get another member for the U.S. House!
Let's achieve victory!
#SheShed
#DefendersOfDemocracy
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
If you are a Democrat in Tennessee's 7th district, voting is going on now.
Vote now!
It is possible to flip this red district and get another member for the U.S. House!
Let's achieve victory!
#SheShed
#DefendersOfDemocracy
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
call off your dogs @govpritzker.illinois.gov
Earlier, in the first round of arrests, we saw state troopers drag one woman down the street over 100 feet to their wagon.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
call off your dogs @govpritzker.illinois.gov
we paid immigrants below minimum wage to build all these pseudo-luxury apartment complexes no one can afford to live in while developers reap tax breaks for sitting on vacant units, so it kind of is their fault if you really think about it
HUD Secretary Scott Turner: "I want to get to the root: over 12 million illegal aliens came into our country, which has put a great strain on our housing supply and affordability."
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
we paid immigrants below minimum wage to build all these pseudo-luxury apartment complexes no one can afford to live in while developers reap tax breaks for sitting on vacant units, so it kind of is their fault if you really think about it
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Police are defunding Chicago
BREAKING: The City Council voted unanimously to pay $17M to a man who spent 27 years in prison after he was convicted of a double murder he did not commit, bringing the total cost of settling 9 lawsuits naming disgraced former CPD Detective Reynaldo Guevara to $112M, records show. @wttw.bsky.social
Cost to Resolve Lawsuits Tied to Disgraced Ex-CPD Detective Tops $112M, with 44 Lawsuits Pending
Chicago taxpayers have spent at least $285.3 million to resolve lawsuits alleging Chicago police officers committed a wide range of misconduct — including wrongful convictions and improper pursuits — ...
news.wttw.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Police are defunding Chicago
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Now this loser is saying it might be New York so who knows. I’d say if you live pretty much anywhere in the US that you think a federal official could find on a map, feel free to reach out about setting up a little local whistle defense
If anyone has connections in Charlotte, NC or any other city where ICE/CBP are ramping up operations or announcing intent, I’d be happy to tap them into our Chicago whistle network.
Please message me on Signal if you’re willing to host assembly events or receive supplies! emidly.08
Please message me on Signal if you’re willing to host assembly events or receive supplies! emidly.08
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Now this loser is saying it might be New York so who knows. I’d say if you live pretty much anywhere in the US that you think a federal official could find on a map, feel free to reach out about setting up a little local whistle defense
i would rather sit in silence than listen to Weezer
thank you for coming to my ted talk
thank you for coming to my ted talk
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i would rather sit in silence than listen to Weezer
thank you for coming to my ted talk
thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Tremane Wood is alive in spite of the Supreme Court, which, this morning, rejected his request to block Oklahoma from executing him at 10am as punishment for a murder he did not commit
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt commuted the sentence to life in prison at 9:59
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trema...
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt commuted the sentence to life in prison at 9:59
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trema...
Oklahoma Didn’t Kill Tremane Wood, No Thanks to the Supreme Court
The justices used to struggle with the constitutionality of the death penalty. Now, they rubber-stamp it.
ballsandstrikes.org
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Tremane Wood is alive in spite of the Supreme Court, which, this morning, rejected his request to block Oklahoma from executing him at 10am as punishment for a murder he did not commit
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt commuted the sentence to life in prison at 9:59
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trema...
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt commuted the sentence to life in prison at 9:59
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trema...