ellie maybe 🦕
@ellie.thecancellations.com
she/her • musician, writer, plant chef, weirdo • nashville based, chicago bred
my depressing y'allternative band: thecancellations.com
interests: sci fi, dogs, cows, wind turbines, mushrooms, spiders, soup
my depressing y'allternative band: thecancellations.com
interests: sci fi, dogs, cows, wind turbines, mushrooms, spiders, soup
My spouse is 6'6 and skinny. He weighs 190. If Elon weighs 185, he's either missing a leg we don't know about or grok has become shockingly fallible out of absolutely nowhere lol
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My spouse is 6'6 and skinny. He weighs 190. If Elon weighs 185, he's either missing a leg we don't know about or grok has become shockingly fallible out of absolutely nowhere lol
Kids are so brutal
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Kids are so brutal
Hey, that's the first book I ever grabbed from you, over a year ago!
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hey, that's the first book I ever grabbed from you, over a year ago!
I really hate how right this is
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I really hate how right this is
Reposted by ellie maybe 🦕
Hey @aaron.bsky.team why did these folks get suspensions and Link got a permaban?
Why the inconsistency huh?
Why the inconsistency huh?
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hey @aaron.bsky.team why did these folks get suspensions and Link got a permaban?
Why the inconsistency huh?
Why the inconsistency huh?
Just as long as he gets shot
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Just as long as he gets shot
Did I pick a good day to not look at Bluesky yet? Should I go to something productive instead of catching up?
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Did I pick a good day to not look at Bluesky yet? Should I go to something productive instead of catching up?
And my dog thinks squirrels are out to get him, what's your point
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
And my dog thinks squirrels are out to get him, what's your point
Woof, that's a gut punch. Lay in bed, you deserve rest. 🖤
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Woof, that's a gut punch. Lay in bed, you deserve rest. 🖤