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@ellie.thecancellations.com
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she/her • musician, writer, plant chef, weirdo • nashville based, chicago bred

my depressing y'allternative band: thecancellations.com

interests: sci fi, dogs, cows, wind turbines, mushrooms, spiders, soup
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*gasp* I thought I was the only one! @bcdreyer.social
An excerpt from Dryer's English: Buy me a cocktail or two and I'll regale you at length with my admittedly crackpot notion that gray and grey are, push comes to shove, two different colors, the former having a glossy, almost silvery sheen to it, the latter being heavier, duller, and sodden.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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🧠🌶️ Adventures in Neurospiciness 🌶️🧠

I got up to get a toothpick.

I made pudding.

I still don't have a toothpick.
Four small white bowls filled with a thick chocolate pudding. In the background is the whisk used to make the pudding, and a dirty cutting board that I meant to clean before I served dinner hours ago.
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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This is Meowie Anclawnette. Her strings are tangled but she is in otherwise pristine condition and needs a new home. She is probably not haunted. You must promise to appreciate her and cover shipping (or pick her up in Nashville). You are not allowed to change her name.
An impeccably crafted humanoid cat marionette in a powder wig, a flowing, embellished gown and tri corner hat. An impeccably crafted humanoid cat marionette in a powder wig, a flowing, embellished gown and tri corner hat. Her hang tag reads La marionette di MARAEL.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Well I'm starting another rewatch of farscape so at least I have that going for me
A photo of a plush replica of a maintenance droid with the number 1812 embroidered on it leaning into a bowl of popcorn
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Gollum from Lord of the Rings. A CGI creation with several strands of hair falling from an otherwise bald crown, cartoonishly large eyes, and a toothed smile that illustrates obsession... Much like the AI photo in the OP
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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applied for an apartment today, we didn't get it
Top image: an instructional illustration that says "please upload two photos of your pet. One should be taken from the front and the other from the side." There are two illustrated dogs demonstrating a normal way to pose your dog for the photos. Bottom images: on the left, a black and tan dog resting only his nose on the arm of the couch, hiding the lower half of his face and most of his body behind. He looks like a dogshark. On the right, the same dog is in an awkwardly rigid standing up position that matches the corresponding illustration, but he is asleep in a dog bed. He looks like he fell asleep standing up and the bed appeared beneath him and then he slowly tipped over without moving a muscle.
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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trip is going well thanks for asking
A gorgeous sunrise over some mountains in California in shades of pink and orange, with a low fog covering the lower landscape. Poorly superimposed over all that is a stupid looking black & tan dog struggling to hold on to a bone.
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Found a malört bar with a claw machine on vacation because I am who I am
A plush rainbow eagle and red koala hold court around a mostly empty rocks glass of malört, the thing Chicagoans drink to equalize their self hatred
October 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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This book is about El Salvador in the 70s.
The image contains a paragraph from a book called WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD IS TRUE: Initially I believed him, as it was becoming obvious that the war he had been anticipating "in three to five years" might have already begun, as many wars do begin, he said, not with a major event reported in the news but with sufferings barely noticed: an unjust law, a murder, a peaceful protest march attacked by police. It begins, according to Leonel, with poverty endured by many and corruption benefiting the few, with crimes unpunished, a hardening of positions, the failure of peaceful means of appeal and redress. People were disappearing now every day, taken from the streets, from their vehicles and houses, at night and in the middle of the day.
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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"post two videos that give off the same energy"
An old man throwing a tantrum, specifically: a Gen x/boomer dude from the viral faceplant video flailing his arms like a toddler being put in time out while he bleeds from his face. An old man throwing a tantrum, specifically: an AI video of Trump wearing a crown and operating heavy machinery, something he is probably forbidden from doing by his doctors due to cognitive decline
October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I ended up going with this vibe instead
A woman's torso in a white tank top that says "raw milk is gross" in all caps, with a cow spot pattern in the text. Legs in a cow onesie, with the arms of the onesie tied at the waist cuz it's fucking hot out and my shirt is funny (see previous pic). A black & tan doggo pants in the foreground.
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Good morning Bluesky, this is Dog.
A large black and tan dog lies cutely on a very old & faded teenage mutant ninja turtles blanket. The dog is looking at the camera as if his relaxation is hampered by this paparazzi level photography.
October 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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ngl, would eat. we need more savory cold cereals anyway.

Meme harvested from @faineg.bsky.social
A fake Captain Crunch box that says "Oops All Brassica Oleracea" and features pictures of cauliflower, brussel sprouts, romanesco, kale, cabbage, broccoli, and chard maybe?
October 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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good timeline
A screenshot of Sheryl's post (which is the quoted post on this post) followed by a post from the Endless Screaming bot that says "AAAHHHHHHHHHH"
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Looking for a foster for a cute cat in the Nashville area. 1.5 yrs old, male, neutered, litterbox trained, very sweet. Currently being treated for fleas. Short term, long term, even potential adoption are possible. Can discuss details over DM/e-mail if you're interested! 🦞
a long-haired grey cat lays on the floor upside down
October 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I love that you don't name the Elon party candidate because it's obviously not a serious candidacy lol
Except from the article reading: A few independent candidates will also appear on the Dec. 2 ballot, including the first candidate to run under Elon Musk’s new America Party.
October 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Yeah so they're not even trying anymore

Source: apnews.com/article/ice-...
A screenshot from the linked AP article reading: The exact motivation for the attack was not immediately known. The head of the FBI, Kash Patel, released a photo on social media that shows a bullet found at the scene with the words "ANTI-ICE" written in what appears to be marker.
September 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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This guy's face says it all
A close up of the out-of-focus man in the right foreground of the original photo. Adams smiles in the rear, but this dude looks like he's trying not to make eye contact with a guy who has a huge booger hanging out of his nose and is wondering why no one's said anything yet and he just really doesn't wanna be the guy who has to say anything, he barely even knows Booger Guy
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Read this passage in my book last night and saved it to reply to you
A page from nnedi okorafor's "death of the author" with the words "maybe today is the day" highlighted in pink
September 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Twinsies!
A screenshot of Ellie's Bluesky alt text rating. It's at 100% because Ellie is cool. Also it says it analyzed 769 posts. Nice.
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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a google search result for "The Hawefultones - You May Be Entitled To Financial Skampensation", which exists here specifically because you can't send a screenshot in a DM
September 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Good morning Bluesky. This is Dog.
A black and tan hound-ish mutt lays on a blanket with a dinosaur pattern, which is completely normal for a grown adult. The dog has his nose pressed into the bed and is looking up at the camera dramatically, with the whites of his eyes showing. You can tell he knows how cute he is.
September 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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My other car is an honor student
An orange corn snake's tail sticks out of a paper towel tube in his enclosure. Smooshed in with him is his snout. He appears to be stuck, but he is not. An orange corn snake's tail sticks out of a paper towel tube in his enclosure. Smooshed in with him is his snout. He appears to be stuck, but he is not... But closer
August 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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This is a pretty good post but I only reposted it so I could be #666
Bluesky screenshot showing the reposts icon highlighted in green with the number 666 next to it
August 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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A screenshot showing that @andrea-am follows several awful conservative/terf accounts
August 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM