Ella Austin
@ellaaustin.bsky.social
Midwest, middle age, middle child. She/her
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I don’t make the rules, but when it’s reposting this, I damn well follow them and YOU’D BETTER TOO. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I don’t make the rules, but when it’s reposting this, I damn well follow them and YOU’D BETTER TOO. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
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If we learn nothing else tonight, please PLEASE let's learn that the American people were NOT won over by an absolute firehose of the most vile dehumanization of trans people. Please @democrats.org, for the love of God and all that's holy, let's FINALLY start refusing to throw ANYone under ANY bus.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If we learn nothing else tonight, please PLEASE let's learn that the American people were NOT won over by an absolute firehose of the most vile dehumanization of trans people. Please @democrats.org, for the love of God and all that's holy, let's FINALLY start refusing to throw ANYone under ANY bus.
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"Gone will be stoves, ovens and flat tops. Restaurant kitchens will only be a small closet with a microwave."
"I’ve moved all my employees to exclusively using microwaves. After I threatened to fire any employee that complained everyone told me the microwaves were great."
via @totter87.bsky.social
"I’ve moved all my employees to exclusively using microwaves. After I threatened to fire any employee that complained everyone told me the microwaves were great."
via @totter87.bsky.social
In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen
As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s m…
www.colincornaby.me
August 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Gone will be stoves, ovens and flat tops. Restaurant kitchens will only be a small closet with a microwave."
"I’ve moved all my employees to exclusively using microwaves. After I threatened to fire any employee that complained everyone told me the microwaves were great."
via @totter87.bsky.social
"I’ve moved all my employees to exclusively using microwaves. After I threatened to fire any employee that complained everyone told me the microwaves were great."
via @totter87.bsky.social
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Wrote up a blog post about the 11:59 pm ET deadline to comment telling the government to allow folks under 65 to keep getting COVID vaccines.
Please do feel free to share with your not-very-online friends!
gregpak.net/2025/05/23/a...
Please do feel free to share with your not-very-online friends!
gregpak.net/2025/05/23/a...
ACTION ITEM! Tell the government to allow folks under 65 to get COVID vaccinations - deadline 5/23 at 11:59 pm ET - gregpak.net
Horrifyingly, Trump’s FDA is trying to “limit access to Covid-19 vaccines going forward to people 65 and older and others who are at high risk of becoming seriously ill if they are infected.” (You can...
gregpak.net
May 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Wrote up a blog post about the 11:59 pm ET deadline to comment telling the government to allow folks under 65 to keep getting COVID vaccines.
Please do feel free to share with your not-very-online friends!
gregpak.net/2025/05/23/a...
Please do feel free to share with your not-very-online friends!
gregpak.net/2025/05/23/a...
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Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
NEWS:
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
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I've got a new book coming out next month - all about how prehistoric plants changed the world - and I'd love for it to bloom wildly when it comes out.
Pre-orders make a massive difference, so please consider ordering a physical, ebook, or audio copy, and asking for it from your favorite library 🌱
Pre-orders make a massive difference, so please consider ordering a physical, ebook, or audio copy, and asking for it from your favorite library 🌱
When the Earth Was Green
Winner, A Friend of Darwin Award, 2024 A gorgeously composed look at the longstanding relationship between prehistoric plants and life on EarthFossils plants...
us.macmillan.com
January 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I've got a new book coming out next month - all about how prehistoric plants changed the world - and I'd love for it to bloom wildly when it comes out.
Pre-orders make a massive difference, so please consider ordering a physical, ebook, or audio copy, and asking for it from your favorite library 🌱
Pre-orders make a massive difference, so please consider ordering a physical, ebook, or audio copy, and asking for it from your favorite library 🌱
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Copied (with permission) from a discworld group I’m in if anyone can help even if it’s just a share
December 31, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Copied (with permission) from a discworld group I’m in if anyone can help even if it’s just a share
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Do this to spite the worlds richest man
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Do this to spite the worlds richest man
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Hey, I know it seems like a little thing, but you’ve made it to the darkest point. From here on there will be more light. It was hard, but you’ve made it this far. I’m proud of you.
December 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Hey, I know it seems like a little thing, but you’ve made it to the darkest point. From here on there will be more light. It was hard, but you’ve made it this far. I’m proud of you.
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"Democrats need to organize their future politics around the simple reality that the establishment media is structural hostile to the Democratic party."
Wired for the GOP
This column, by Alexander Burns, the head of news at Politico, is a rich example of the DC logic that only Democrats have agency and it’s only to Democrats that standards, norms…
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 AM
"Democrats need to organize their future politics around the simple reality that the establishment media is structural hostile to the Democratic party."
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Ooooh! THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON by Kimberly Lemming is only $2.99 today!
I freakin' loved this fantasy romance, it was so fun and sexy. You need it in your life, especially at that price!
amzn.to/49oLOsS
#romancereader #romancenovels
I freakin' loved this fantasy romance, it was so fun and sexy. You need it in your life, especially at that price!
amzn.to/49oLOsS
#romancereader #romancenovels
December 3, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Ooooh! THAT TIME I GOT DRUNK AND SAVED A DEMON by Kimberly Lemming is only $2.99 today!
I freakin' loved this fantasy romance, it was so fun and sexy. You need it in your life, especially at that price!
amzn.to/49oLOsS
#romancereader #romancenovels
I freakin' loved this fantasy romance, it was so fun and sexy. You need it in your life, especially at that price!
amzn.to/49oLOsS
#romancereader #romancenovels
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
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If you like having access to Doritos, weed, and porn, this should be the easiest election choice in the gd world for you
November 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
If you like having access to Doritos, weed, and porn, this should be the easiest election choice in the gd world for you
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Fourteen new things today. Queer artists making cool stuff, thank you for supporting our small business!!!
www.peculiarityshop.com
www.peculiarityshop.com
November 3, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Fourteen new things today. Queer artists making cool stuff, thank you for supporting our small business!!!
www.peculiarityshop.com
www.peculiarityshop.com
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It’s not too late. If you live in:
California
Colorado
Connecticut
D.C.
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay
California
Colorado
Connecticut
D.C.
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay
November 2, 2024 at 4:45 PM
It’s not too late. If you live in:
California
Colorado
Connecticut
D.C.
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay
California
Colorado
Connecticut
D.C.
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay
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Since a lot of people are coming over today, there is also this list if you just want a bunch of cool science and book people and other smart interesting people!
go.bsky.app/P4ix91w
go.bsky.app/P4ix91w
October 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Since a lot of people are coming over today, there is also this list if you just want a bunch of cool science and book people and other smart interesting people!
go.bsky.app/P4ix91w
go.bsky.app/P4ix91w
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Gift link: how to get free Paxlovid in the US as many times as you need: wapo.st/49z3ocf
Opinion | Here’s how to get free Paxlovid as many times as you need it
There’s a terrific new program for free Paxlovid, but many people don’t know about it.
wapo.st
February 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Gift link: how to get free Paxlovid in the US as many times as you need: wapo.st/49z3ocf
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🍓🍓 TODAY'S THE DAY! LET'S GET PETTY! 🍓🍓
My ex’s judgy older bro (39m) told him to dump me (37f). Now I'm broke & stuck in a 10-ft-wide Spite House next door. If I blast monsterfucking audiobooks & tell MLM reps that older bro can host Tupperware parties, AITA? www.harpercollins.com/products/at-...
My ex’s judgy older bro (39m) told him to dump me (37f). Now I'm broke & stuck in a 10-ft-wide Spite House next door. If I blast monsterfucking audiobooks & tell MLM reps that older bro can host Tupperware parties, AITA? www.harpercollins.com/products/at-...
February 13, 2024 at 2:06 PM
🍓🍓 TODAY'S THE DAY! LET'S GET PETTY! 🍓🍓
My ex’s judgy older bro (39m) told him to dump me (37f). Now I'm broke & stuck in a 10-ft-wide Spite House next door. If I blast monsterfucking audiobooks & tell MLM reps that older bro can host Tupperware parties, AITA? www.harpercollins.com/products/at-...
My ex’s judgy older bro (39m) told him to dump me (37f). Now I'm broke & stuck in a 10-ft-wide Spite House next door. If I blast monsterfucking audiobooks & tell MLM reps that older bro can host Tupperware parties, AITA? www.harpercollins.com/products/at-...
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Making my debut for Reckon News, I wrote about Republican rhetoric about trans people in the run up to today’s Iowa caucuses. www.reckon.news/justice/2024...
PERSPECTIVES: Republicans are obsessed with hating trans people, but will it actually help them win?
Republicans' virulent transphobia will dominate in the Iowa Caucuses. But recent election results indicate that this strategy may lose in the general election.
www.reckon.news
January 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Making my debut for Reckon News, I wrote about Republican rhetoric about trans people in the run up to today’s Iowa caucuses. www.reckon.news/justice/2024...
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Now that we have embedded video here, I decided to be the one to start this round:
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
Tom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p...
www.youtube.com
December 29, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Now that we have embedded video here, I decided to be the one to start this round:
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What the hell
December 2, 2023 at 2:39 PM
What the hell
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NOAA's printable holiday cards dropped today! There's some real good ones this year and this one is my favorite!!!!
www.noaa.gov/education/NO...
www.noaa.gov/education/NO...
November 30, 2023 at 11:38 PM
NOAA's printable holiday cards dropped today! There's some real good ones this year and this one is my favorite!!!!
www.noaa.gov/education/NO...
www.noaa.gov/education/NO...
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Warrior of the Wind is out in the world. Thanks to everyone who helped make it happen & has supported my work so far. I appreciate you.
Available in print, ebook & audio, everywhere you buy books! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/suyi-...
Available in print, ebook & audio, everywhere you buy books! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/suyi-...
November 24, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Warrior of the Wind is out in the world. Thanks to everyone who helped make it happen & has supported my work so far. I appreciate you.
Available in print, ebook & audio, everywhere you buy books! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/suyi-...
Available in print, ebook & audio, everywhere you buy books! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/suyi-...