It's Liz!
@twolemonades.com
I'm Liz (they/she)!
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
Media cabinets that store records on the lowest possible shelf... I am far too old for this. Who is crouching to flip through their collection. Please. Think of my knees and back.
February 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Media cabinets that store records on the lowest possible shelf... I am far too old for this. Who is crouching to flip through their collection. Please. Think of my knees and back.
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Mama was thrust into the presidency as the secretary of education and led humanity to earth 🫡
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Mama was thrust into the presidency as the secretary of education and led humanity to earth 🫡
Of all of the many things that my teenage self would find utterly unbelievable about my life at age 42, the fact that I am currently trying to figure out how to make two laptops, one PC, and three monitors work at my desk may be chief among them.
February 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Of all of the many things that my teenage self would find utterly unbelievable about my life at age 42, the fact that I am currently trying to figure out how to make two laptops, one PC, and three monitors work at my desk may be chief among them.
I require a wealthy patron to buy me tickets to see Bob the Drag Queen in Moulin Rouge.
February 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I require a wealthy patron to buy me tickets to see Bob the Drag Queen in Moulin Rouge.
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Curling
Bisbee, ND
Bisbee, ND
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Curling
Bisbee, ND
Bisbee, ND
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
The means of production
Can be seized by you
Violets are blue
The means of production
Can be seized by you
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The means of production
Can be seized by you
Violets are blue
The means of production
Can be seized by you
WON'T SOMEONE THROW A PARTY FOR THE MEN!? THEY'RE SO NEGLECTED. NO ONE IS THROWING PARTIES FOR MEN.
Many people are saying bsky.app/profile/chel...
Great piece from @thebaltimorebanner.com on the Heated Rivalry dance night craze in Baltimore, but the fact that Ottobar was referred to as a “straight establishment” has me absolutely WHEEZING.
www.thebanner.com/culture/film...
www.thebanner.com/culture/film...
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
WON'T SOMEONE THROW A PARTY FOR THE MEN!? THEY'RE SO NEGLECTED. NO ONE IS THROWING PARTIES FOR MEN.
Wait. Hold up. I have been busy. And I'm only just catching up.
A cis gay dude writer at The Banner made Dyke Nite's Heated Rivalry party a whole thing about some dIviDe in the local queer community? Bc Dyke Nite is a "woman-hosted" event and Ottobar is... for straights?
lol LMAOOOOOO
A cis gay dude writer at The Banner made Dyke Nite's Heated Rivalry party a whole thing about some dIviDe in the local queer community? Bc Dyke Nite is a "woman-hosted" event and Ottobar is... for straights?
lol LMAOOOOOO
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Wait. Hold up. I have been busy. And I'm only just catching up.
A cis gay dude writer at The Banner made Dyke Nite's Heated Rivalry party a whole thing about some dIviDe in the local queer community? Bc Dyke Nite is a "woman-hosted" event and Ottobar is... for straights?
lol LMAOOOOOO
A cis gay dude writer at The Banner made Dyke Nite's Heated Rivalry party a whole thing about some dIviDe in the local queer community? Bc Dyke Nite is a "woman-hosted" event and Ottobar is... for straights?
lol LMAOOOOOO
I was delivered an ad for necklaces with your partner's name spelled out in Morse code that featured a nameless woman saying, "I want to wear his name around my neck..." Cut to gauzy, romantic footage where she is filling out the order form and he's called TRAVIS.
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I was delivered an ad for necklaces with your partner's name spelled out in Morse code that featured a nameless woman saying, "I want to wear his name around my neck..." Cut to gauzy, romantic footage where she is filling out the order form and he's called TRAVIS.
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12yo: You know that song that starts one two three four?!
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
12yo: You know that song that starts one two three four?!
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
Let me tell you one thing about Big Thief: no matter how large you're expecting the thief to be, it's much larger. Just ask @solidshepard.bsky.social. She knows. She's seen it with her own eyes and lived to tell the story.
12yo: You know that song that starts one two three four?!
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Let me tell you one thing about Big Thief: no matter how large you're expecting the thief to be, it's much larger. Just ask @solidshepard.bsky.social. She knows. She's seen it with her own eyes and lived to tell the story.
12yo: You know that song that starts one two three four?!
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
12yo: You know that song that starts one two three four?!
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
Me: That's... a lot of songs.
12yo: It's by that band you love. What's it called? Big... robber?
Me: Oh. Velvet Ring by Big THIEF.
I would like a word with Stacy about how sharp and pointy her pita chips are.
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I would like a word with Stacy about how sharp and pointy her pita chips are.
The makers of everything but the bagel seasoning blends do not understand the quantity in which my family consumes their concoctions. I do not wish to buy in ounces. Such small containers cannot meet our needs.
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The makers of everything but the bagel seasoning blends do not understand the quantity in which my family consumes their concoctions. I do not wish to buy in ounces. Such small containers cannot meet our needs.
Mario isn't on board with working today. Only snuggles will be allowed.
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Mario isn't on board with working today. Only snuggles will be allowed.
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his side quests go crazy
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
his side quests go crazy
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'll update the deck."
"I'll update the deck."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Was it DNS?"
"Was it DNS?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"How did this _ever_ work?"
"How did this _ever_ work?"
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'll update the deck."
"I'll update the deck."
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Here it is!!!! The Sandwich Fact!!!! Near guaranteed to make you go "huh I didn't know that" unless you did!
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Here it is!!!! The Sandwich Fact!!!! Near guaranteed to make you go "huh I didn't know that" unless you did!
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
"What if Moo Deng was a selkie?"
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
"What if Moo Deng was a selkie?"
Saw a @leask.bsky.social doppelganger picking up his girl from the airport with a huge bouquet of flowers. Dude was just CHEESING as she ran towards him. I love an airport reunion. 😭
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Saw a @leask.bsky.social doppelganger picking up his girl from the airport with a huge bouquet of flowers. Dude was just CHEESING as she ran towards him. I love an airport reunion. 😭
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No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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A small but deeply meaningful local project - digitising issues of 90s Scottish trans magazine The Tartan Skirt so all of us can access them.
It's a really modest fundraising target with a significant outcome, please share or contribute if you can!
It's a really modest fundraising target with a significant outcome, please share or contribute if you can!
Donate to Help The Tartan Skirt Go Digital, organized by Julia Gordon
Hi, I'm Julia Gordon and for several years in the 90s I was involved in working for wide… Julia Gordon needs your support for Help The Tartan Skirt Go Digital
www.gofundme.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 PM
A small but deeply meaningful local project - digitising issues of 90s Scottish trans magazine The Tartan Skirt so all of us can access them.
It's a really modest fundraising target with a significant outcome, please share or contribute if you can!
It's a really modest fundraising target with a significant outcome, please share or contribute if you can!