It's Liz!
@twolemonades.com
I'm Liz (they/she)!
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
🏳️🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom.
💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs.
🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine.
💌 twolemonades.com
"Oh my God MOM! It looks JUST like the picture from the website. It's like AN INSTAGRAM TURKEY." -- the 12yo when I pulled the bird out the oven
Thanks, as ever, to @smittenkitchen.bsky.social.
Thanks, as ever, to @smittenkitchen.bsky.social.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Oh my God MOM! It looks JUST like the picture from the website. It's like AN INSTAGRAM TURKEY." -- the 12yo when I pulled the bird out the oven
Thanks, as ever, to @smittenkitchen.bsky.social.
Thanks, as ever, to @smittenkitchen.bsky.social.
The crew at Toki Underground is hosting a free lunch on Thanksgiving.
11am-1pm at 2731 Greenmount Ave in Baltimore.
11am-1pm at 2731 Greenmount Ave in Baltimore.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The crew at Toki Underground is hosting a free lunch on Thanksgiving.
11am-1pm at 2731 Greenmount Ave in Baltimore.
11am-1pm at 2731 Greenmount Ave in Baltimore.
Being from Mitchell, SD, I like to check in and see what the theme is for The World's Only Corn Palace each year.
It is with a glad heart that I report to you all that they've finally done it: this year's palace will feature a pre-9/11 NYC skyline complete with the erect Twin Towers IN CORN.
It is with a glad heart that I report to you all that they've finally done it: this year's palace will feature a pre-9/11 NYC skyline complete with the erect Twin Towers IN CORN.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Being from Mitchell, SD, I like to check in and see what the theme is for The World's Only Corn Palace each year.
It is with a glad heart that I report to you all that they've finally done it: this year's palace will feature a pre-9/11 NYC skyline complete with the erect Twin Towers IN CORN.
It is with a glad heart that I report to you all that they've finally done it: this year's palace will feature a pre-9/11 NYC skyline complete with the erect Twin Towers IN CORN.
"Couldn't help but notice that you're eating some peanut butter toast. I happened to be a great fan of peanut butter toast."
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Couldn't help but notice that you're eating some peanut butter toast. I happened to be a great fan of peanut butter toast."
The 12yo continued her journey of being a small clone of me by choosing to be a vicious vampire.
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The 12yo continued her journey of being a small clone of me by choosing to be a vicious vampire.
Delighted by this little note mentioning @blackforager.bsky.social along one of the trails at Cylburn Arboretum in Baltimore.
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Delighted by this little note mentioning @blackforager.bsky.social along one of the trails at Cylburn Arboretum in Baltimore.
"Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh... I.C. Wiener?"
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh... I.C. Wiener?"
Statler: Do you believe in life after death?
Waldorf: Every time I leave this theater.
Waldorf: Every time I leave this theater.
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Statler: Do you believe in life after death?
Waldorf: Every time I leave this theater.
Waldorf: Every time I leave this theater.
Healing my inner child by gleefully listening to my daughter's music with her (and surprising her with Olivia Rodrigo and Katseye on vinyl).
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Healing my inner child by gleefully listening to my daughter's music with her (and surprising her with Olivia Rodrigo and Katseye on vinyl).
Two years ago today we went down to the Baltimore City courthouse and a man in a Ravens hoodie made us a gay family, legally.
Happy anniversary to us. 💌
Happy anniversary to us. 💌
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Two years ago today we went down to the Baltimore City courthouse and a man in a Ravens hoodie made us a gay family, legally.
Happy anniversary to us. 💌
Happy anniversary to us. 💌
Then ⏩ Now
I am so proud of the young woman she's becoming, so proud of the woman I've become through her.
Happy birthday to my very best girl.
I am so proud of the young woman she's becoming, so proud of the woman I've become through her.
Happy birthday to my very best girl.
October 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Then ⏩ Now
I am so proud of the young woman she's becoming, so proud of the woman I've become through her.
Happy birthday to my very best girl.
I am so proud of the young woman she's becoming, so proud of the woman I've become through her.
Happy birthday to my very best girl.
Good morning, Circuit of the Americas. The view from turn 11 is fabulous.
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Good morning, Circuit of the Americas. The view from turn 11 is fabulous.
Someone at Back Market is writing emails with a real Gob Bluth energy. Hope they're somewhere demanding to be taken seriously.
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Someone at Back Market is writing emails with a real Gob Bluth energy. Hope they're somewhere demanding to be taken seriously.
BLAMMO! IT'S OCTOBER Y'ALL.
October 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BLAMMO! IT'S OCTOBER Y'ALL.
The large ear menace was in urgent care last night to have her butt tended to by professionals.
Enormously grateful to the staff at Urgent Vet Care in Cockeysville for being patient with our anxious, bitchy dog. And also not disgustingly expensive.
Enormously grateful to the staff at Urgent Vet Care in Cockeysville for being patient with our anxious, bitchy dog. And also not disgustingly expensive.
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The large ear menace was in urgent care last night to have her butt tended to by professionals.
Enormously grateful to the staff at Urgent Vet Care in Cockeysville for being patient with our anxious, bitchy dog. And also not disgustingly expensive.
Enormously grateful to the staff at Urgent Vet Care in Cockeysville for being patient with our anxious, bitchy dog. And also not disgustingly expensive.
You should get Hetty McKinnon's book TO ASIA, WITH LOVE.
But, in the meantime, you should bookmark the recipe for Hetty's LIFE-CHANGING UDON NOODLES from Alexandra's Kitchen and make them soon bc they're impossibly delicious and so simple.
alexandracooks.com/2021/04/06/l...
But, in the meantime, you should bookmark the recipe for Hetty's LIFE-CHANGING UDON NOODLES from Alexandra's Kitchen and make them soon bc they're impossibly delicious and so simple.
alexandracooks.com/2021/04/06/l...
September 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You should get Hetty McKinnon's book TO ASIA, WITH LOVE.
But, in the meantime, you should bookmark the recipe for Hetty's LIFE-CHANGING UDON NOODLES from Alexandra's Kitchen and make them soon bc they're impossibly delicious and so simple.
alexandracooks.com/2021/04/06/l...
But, in the meantime, you should bookmark the recipe for Hetty's LIFE-CHANGING UDON NOODLES from Alexandra's Kitchen and make them soon bc they're impossibly delicious and so simple.
alexandracooks.com/2021/04/06/l...
ur pal Liz drove a Ferrari 488 today.
September 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ur pal Liz drove a Ferrari 488 today.
the musician liz uninvited is making Elliott Smith-ified versions of pop songs and it's EXACTLY the shit I think is hilarious.
September 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
the musician liz uninvited is making Elliott Smith-ified versions of pop songs and it's EXACTLY the shit I think is hilarious.