El Havoc
@elhavoc.bsky.social
El (Fox, Shadow). She/they. Queer Jewish witchy writer. With cats. Avatar by @bluucat . If you know my gov't name, no you don't. :)
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I keep seeing videos that are like "THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT/YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT/THIS IS WHERE IT REALLY COMES FROM" about food and i dont know how to explain to people the concept of "cooking is a transformational process that turns one thing into another"
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I keep seeing videos that are like "THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT/YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT/THIS IS WHERE IT REALLY COMES FROM" about food and i dont know how to explain to people the concept of "cooking is a transformational process that turns one thing into another"
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Remember, kids: Anyone who tries to talk about the opioid crisis without also mentioning the unaddressed chronic illness and medical neglect crises is talking out of their ass
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Remember, kids: Anyone who tries to talk about the opioid crisis without also mentioning the unaddressed chronic illness and medical neglect crises is talking out of their ass
With the right mod you can go camping with a blue cat person who has more humanity in his scripted lines than will ever be found in an LLM.
Here is why Skyrim is weird.
You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.
Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.
Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
With the right mod you can go camping with a blue cat person who has more humanity in his scripted lines than will ever be found in an LLM.
Also today in DnD: @sambakesgames.bsky.social showed me a sneak peek of our party portrait commission and it's so good aaaaaaa I had to resist the urge to show everyone at the table early
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Also today in DnD: @sambakesgames.bsky.social showed me a sneak peek of our party portrait commission and it's so good aaaaaaa I had to resist the urge to show everyone at the table early
Today in DnD: we remembered the barbarian had Crusher AND the druid [me] managed to land a thorn whip so both of us got to launch enemies into a ravine :)
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Today in DnD: we remembered the barbarian had Crusher AND the druid [me] managed to land a thorn whip so both of us got to launch enemies into a ravine :)
There are exactly three things I miss about living in Colorado Springs
1) the air was somehow incredible for my asthma
2) waffle house
3) mountain views all the time
1) the air was somehow incredible for my asthma
2) waffle house
3) mountain views all the time
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There are exactly three things I miss about living in Colorado Springs
1) the air was somehow incredible for my asthma
2) waffle house
3) mountain views all the time
1) the air was somehow incredible for my asthma
2) waffle house
3) mountain views all the time
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Thread on how to detect ai in that viral dog video
Yeah, I mean, I'm critical of any video nowadays that is trying to elicit an emotional response, especially when it's asking for subs at the end. It's weird that all the people seem to end up with the dog they want. And shelters are overflowing, where are the rooms full of people wanting to adopt?
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Thread on how to detect ai in that viral dog video
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it's not a Waffle House, it's a waffle home
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
it's not a Waffle House, it's a waffle home
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Here’s why Skyrim is weird.
There’s a dragon so ancient that his sins may no longer hold meaning curled on the highest peak. He peddles grand philosophies and spurs you to win an impossible war.
The most memorable part of meeting him is hauling ass to escape an ice monkey halfway up the mountain.
There’s a dragon so ancient that his sins may no longer hold meaning curled on the highest peak. He peddles grand philosophies and spurs you to win an impossible war.
The most memorable part of meeting him is hauling ass to escape an ice monkey halfway up the mountain.
Here is why Skyrim is weird.
You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.
Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
You have a thousand locations that are mostly similar. Here's an orc village, here's a Nord village, here's a elf camp, etc.
Oh! And here's costume party that takes place in a demented clown's brain and all the goats can talk and you can win a wand that's a dildo.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Here’s why Skyrim is weird.
There’s a dragon so ancient that his sins may no longer hold meaning curled on the highest peak. He peddles grand philosophies and spurs you to win an impossible war.
The most memorable part of meeting him is hauling ass to escape an ice monkey halfway up the mountain.
There’s a dragon so ancient that his sins may no longer hold meaning curled on the highest peak. He peddles grand philosophies and spurs you to win an impossible war.
The most memorable part of meeting him is hauling ass to escape an ice monkey halfway up the mountain.
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WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
Aluminum is an ADJUVANT.
It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine.
That’s it.
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EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
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TF Publishing is now open for all general submissions. For the first time, art books & comics are also now being considered! Novels/novellas outside of the preferred 30k-120k range can also be queried.
Check out our submission guidelines and criteria here: www.tfpublishing.com.au/submission-g...
Check out our submission guidelines and criteria here: www.tfpublishing.com.au/submission-g...
Submission Guidelines — Transcendent Fiction Publishing
www.tfpublishing.com.au
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
TF Publishing is now open for all general submissions. For the first time, art books & comics are also now being considered! Novels/novellas outside of the preferred 30k-120k range can also be queried.
Check out our submission guidelines and criteria here: www.tfpublishing.com.au/submission-g...
Check out our submission guidelines and criteria here: www.tfpublishing.com.au/submission-g...
I need a werewolf game in the vein [heh] of VtM: Bloodlines but I get to bite Nazis.
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I need a werewolf game in the vein [heh] of VtM: Bloodlines but I get to bite Nazis.
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A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.
May 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I genuinely think this is all engineered and was from the start. (Is unlocked, just the best place for an essay.)
I genuinely think this is all engineered and was from the start. (Is unlocked, just the best place for an essay.)
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I genuinely think this is all engineered and was from the start. (Is unlocked, just the best place for an essay.)
I genuinely think this is all engineered and was from the start. (Is unlocked, just the best place for an essay.)
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This is fucked up & factually incorrect.
1. MAGA is a fully American thing. We need to own our own shit, not exotify it.
2. MAGA is GLUTTED with suburban middle-class-and-higher ppl. It ain't hillbilly SHIT.
✨️Stop using "rural" as shorthand for "bigot."✨️
- an old hick queer.
1. MAGA is a fully American thing. We need to own our own shit, not exotify it.
2. MAGA is GLUTTED with suburban middle-class-and-higher ppl. It ain't hillbilly SHIT.
✨️Stop using "rural" as shorthand for "bigot."✨️
- an old hick queer.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is fucked up & factually incorrect.
1. MAGA is a fully American thing. We need to own our own shit, not exotify it.
2. MAGA is GLUTTED with suburban middle-class-and-higher ppl. It ain't hillbilly SHIT.
✨️Stop using "rural" as shorthand for "bigot."✨️
- an old hick queer.
1. MAGA is a fully American thing. We need to own our own shit, not exotify it.
2. MAGA is GLUTTED with suburban middle-class-and-higher ppl. It ain't hillbilly SHIT.
✨️Stop using "rural" as shorthand for "bigot."✨️
- an old hick queer.
I'm having some kind of stomach pain that won't let me sleep but @tkingfisher.com 's The Hollow Places sure did help me forget about it for a bit. Mostly via gutwrenching fear. Uh. Thanks?
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm having some kind of stomach pain that won't let me sleep but @tkingfisher.com 's The Hollow Places sure did help me forget about it for a bit. Mostly via gutwrenching fear. Uh. Thanks?
Current kids' toys are almost always tied to character licenses (Barbie, Disney, etc.). No wonder there's such a push for "nostalgic"/vintage/secondhand toys in crunchy parenting circles. If you're trying to avoid drowning in Marvel and Disney Princesses you literally don't have much other choice
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Current kids' toys are almost always tied to character licenses (Barbie, Disney, etc.). No wonder there's such a push for "nostalgic"/vintage/secondhand toys in crunchy parenting circles. If you're trying to avoid drowning in Marvel and Disney Princesses you literally don't have much other choice
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Red fox
Skunk
Black bear
Crow
Garter snake
Red fox
Skunk
Black bear
Crow
Garter snake
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Rattlesnake
Hyena
Tuatara
Orca
Puerto Rican giant millipede
Rattlesnake
Hyena
Tuatara
Orca
Puerto Rican giant millipede
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Bald eagle
Marmot
Elk
Snapping turtle
Humpback whale
Bald eagle
Marmot
Elk
Snapping turtle
Humpback whale
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Red fox
Skunk
Black bear
Crow
Garter snake
Red fox
Skunk
Black bear
Crow
Garter snake
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
I'm choking laughing. Just read the whole thing. Sexually explicit, but not upsetting or disturbing
And I'm like AHA! He's a fruit fucker.
Men will fuck *anything*
So anyway that's not even the funniest part.
Men will fuck *anything*
So anyway that's not even the funniest part.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm choking laughing. Just read the whole thing. Sexually explicit, but not upsetting or disturbing
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Anyway time to post this again.
AI is a tool of fascism.
AI is a tool of fascism.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Anyway time to post this again.
AI is a tool of fascism.
AI is a tool of fascism.
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You can play the demo for my next game now! Come meet your charming neighbours! 🌱💀🐝
The Greenhearth Necromancer demo is now available! ✨🌱💀
Start your magical journey and:
🌱 Grow & care for a balcony of plants!
✨ Try out some spells, potions, and rituals!
👋 Meet + greet some of your fellow neighbours!
+ sandbox play, achievements, & more!*
➡ store.steampowered.com/app/2127570/...
Start your magical journey and:
🌱 Grow & care for a balcony of plants!
✨ Try out some spells, potions, and rituals!
👋 Meet + greet some of your fellow neighbours!
+ sandbox play, achievements, & more!*
➡ store.steampowered.com/app/2127570/...
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You can play the demo for my next game now! Come meet your charming neighbours! 🌱💀🐝