Natalie H. "The Cool Natalie" Ironside
@natalieironside.bsky.social
Award-winning author of queer speculative fiction, anarchist, lunatic, influencer for the deadbeat transsexual lifestyle. She/her
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“How can I be a better ally to trans people?”
Buy us pizza.
This isn’t a joke. I’m fully serious.
Buy us pizza.
This isn’t a joke. I’m fully serious.
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
“How can I be a better ally to trans people?”
Buy us pizza.
This isn’t a joke. I’m fully serious.
Buy us pizza.
This isn’t a joke. I’m fully serious.
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February 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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2016: Amber Heard exposes Johnny Depp abuse
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
2016: Amber Heard exposes Johnny Depp abuse
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
no more Groundhog Day. You leave that woodchuck alone.
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
no more Groundhog Day. You leave that woodchuck alone.
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JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
![Peggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets.
Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup"
CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreibvvykhmreglympq4uaov4u3syunnowmaxran4gkhjrstbg2d6pby@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
"It's fine that there are stormtroopers but we should give the stormtroopers better training and body cameras" go fuck yourself to hell
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
"It's fine that there are stormtroopers but we should give the stormtroopers better training and body cameras" go fuck yourself to hell
The CEO of Antifa, everyone. And the president of anarchy.
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 AM
The CEO of Antifa, everyone. And the president of anarchy.
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I read this, and I almost regret it. What do you even do with the knowledge that Epstein wanted and was trying to engineer societal breakdown via far right populism bc he thought it would benefit his sex trafficking business?
I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
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February 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I read this, and I almost regret it. What do you even do with the knowledge that Epstein wanted and was trying to engineer societal breakdown via far right populism bc he thought it would benefit his sex trafficking business?
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This! I will not willingly climb on the altar as your scapegoat.
Like I’m never going to vote for someone who is going to act like I’m a second class citizen. I have more self respect than that. I am not a sacrifice. And I will not pretend to be cis to save myself because that’s fucking miserable I spent too long pretending to be cis I won’t do it again.
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
This! I will not willingly climb on the altar as your scapegoat.
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I know the people who run this. It is a tiny organisation but has taken some massive stands. Was the first Pride in the UK to ban politicians and is always the first out with strong statements supporting trans people.
I know things are tight but please help support them if you can.
I know things are tight but please help support them if you can.
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I know the people who run this. It is a tiny organisation but has taken some massive stands. Was the first Pride in the UK to ban politicians and is always the first out with strong statements supporting trans people.
I know things are tight but please help support them if you can.
I know things are tight but please help support them if you can.
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"it’s reasonable to not vote for someone that is willing to sacrifice you"
It’s so insane to me that my bf understand this and he’s a 21 year old cis male who grew up in a household that wasn’t very political. Like I was venting to him about this exact thing and he was like “yeah that’s really shitty it’s reasonable to not vote for someone that is willing to sacrifice you”
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 AM
"it’s reasonable to not vote for someone that is willing to sacrifice you"
I'll gladly show up for a debate on any stream or podcast. The people who don't agree with me about stuff (whatever ones, doesn't matter) only don't want to debate me because they're scared and they know I'll win with my logic and facts.
My debating fee is $10,000.
My debating fee is $10,000.
February 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I'll gladly show up for a debate on any stream or podcast. The people who don't agree with me about stuff (whatever ones, doesn't matter) only don't want to debate me because they're scared and they know I'll win with my logic and facts.
My debating fee is $10,000.
My debating fee is $10,000.
ICE is not the American Freikorps. We already had an American Freikorps about 5-6 years ago, if you were paying attention.
ICE is the American Sturmabteilung.
ICE is the American Sturmabteilung.
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
ICE is not the American Freikorps. We already had an American Freikorps about 5-6 years ago, if you were paying attention.
ICE is the American Sturmabteilung.
ICE is the American Sturmabteilung.
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So, first, holy shit, and second, does anyone else remember Will Stancil saying everyone should calm down because we were never going to lose Roe v Wade and no one would suffer any real harm if we did?
We need to hang these comments from his neck like albatri. 🧐
We need to hang these comments from his neck like albatri. 🧐
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 AM
So, first, holy shit, and second, does anyone else remember Will Stancil saying everyone should calm down because we were never going to lose Roe v Wade and no one would suffer any real harm if we did?
We need to hang these comments from his neck like albatri. 🧐
We need to hang these comments from his neck like albatri. 🧐
So like, the USA is a rogue state operating death camps. They're gonna try like hell to call it something else, but like I think we need to put the tiger on the table here. That's a rogue state. Those are death camps. Call things what they are.
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 AM
So like, the USA is a rogue state operating death camps. They're gonna try like hell to call it something else, but like I think we need to put the tiger on the table here. That's a rogue state. Those are death camps. Call things what they are.
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I just...
You really think a federal agent provocateur is thinking, "we just shot a guy. You know what would distract the nation from this? A MINOR TRASH FIRE."
Come on. They're not bright but. Come on.
You really think a federal agent provocateur is thinking, "we just shot a guy. You know what would distract the nation from this? A MINOR TRASH FIRE."
Come on. They're not bright but. Come on.
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I just...
You really think a federal agent provocateur is thinking, "we just shot a guy. You know what would distract the nation from this? A MINOR TRASH FIRE."
Come on. They're not bright but. Come on.
You really think a federal agent provocateur is thinking, "we just shot a guy. You know what would distract the nation from this? A MINOR TRASH FIRE."
Come on. They're not bright but. Come on.
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I should not have to say this but if you are a legal observer your job is not to go snitch on any and all illegal things.
Your job is SPECIFICALLY AND EXCLUSIVELY to record law enforcement brutality, illegality, and overreach.
It is ABSOLUTELY NOT to snitch on protests you find too spicy.
Your job is SPECIFICALLY AND EXCLUSIVELY to record law enforcement brutality, illegality, and overreach.
It is ABSOLUTELY NOT to snitch on protests you find too spicy.
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I should not have to say this but if you are a legal observer your job is not to go snitch on any and all illegal things.
Your job is SPECIFICALLY AND EXCLUSIVELY to record law enforcement brutality, illegality, and overreach.
It is ABSOLUTELY NOT to snitch on protests you find too spicy.
Your job is SPECIFICALLY AND EXCLUSIVELY to record law enforcement brutality, illegality, and overreach.
It is ABSOLUTELY NOT to snitch on protests you find too spicy.
Oh no, the social media darling celebrity activist Mylar Whatsisdick was revealed to be a big jackass. Who could've foreseen this. Nothing like this has ever happened before with anyone.
February 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Oh no, the social media darling celebrity activist Mylar Whatsisdick was revealed to be a big jackass. Who could've foreseen this. Nothing like this has ever happened before with anyone.
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Fuck comics, I'm all about BOGRAPHIC NOVELOKS now
Recently the Forbidden Planet webstore had the best categorisation error. Graphic Novels are nested as part of Books, which led to
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Fuck comics, I'm all about BOGRAPHIC NOVELOKS now
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RANGE has yet to hear from SPD about why the men were at the event or if they will be disciplined, but it’s unequivocally clear they were violating a policy put in place more than six months ago.
Masked SPD officers removed from healthcare workers vigil – RANGE Media
At a demonstration last week to honor Alex Pretti, protesters thought two men were ICE officers. They called the local cops, and the pair turned out to be Spokane police.
rangemedia.co
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
RANGE has yet to hear from SPD about why the men were at the event or if they will be disciplined, but it’s unequivocally clear they were violating a policy put in place more than six months ago.
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hey buy my book i wrote
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The Last Girl Scout
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February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
You should buy Awesome Natalie’s Awesome Book about trans lesbian anarchists fighting vampires in the post apocalyptic wasteland.
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You should buy this book, it's real good
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The Last Girl Scout
The Last Girl Scout - Kindle edition by Ironside, Natalie. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Last Girl Scout.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
You should buy this book, it's real good
hey buy my book i wrote
www.amazon.com/Last-Girl-Sc...
www.amazon.com/Last-Girl-Sc...
The Last Girl Scout
The Last Girl Scout - Kindle edition by Ironside, Natalie. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Last Girl Scout.
www.amazon.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
hey buy my book i wrote
www.amazon.com/Last-Girl-Sc...
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