Triske
@triske.chicagostylecu.be
Stan account for the scene in Tommy Boy (1995) where a crash test machine destroys Rob Lowe’s balls. he/him.
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Me pitching a train ad campaign
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Me pitching a train ad campaign
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
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remembering two legends today
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
remembering two legends today
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
imagine if it happens on tv
Please join, I have no idea what to do since they nerfed Maverick and Icewing
Chicago's premiere cubing-related Discord channel is going to be the place to find important CSCE announcements. We just sent an e-mail to all ticket holders, but DM us for an invite if you're still on the fence, have any technical issues, or want to share Once Upon a Galaxy deck lists with me.
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Please join, I have no idea what to do since they nerfed Maverick and Icewing
Just submitted El Classico... plus a secret cube you've never seen before? 👀👀👀
Your cubes. Give them to us. Submissions open until the end of the month.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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January 19, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Just submitted El Classico... plus a secret cube you've never seen before? 👀👀👀
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Available to rent or buy for a killer movie night.
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Available to rent or buy for a killer movie night.
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Super Mario Strikers and Mario Strikers Charged contain a threatening comment in the code for the shot accuracy variable: "DO NOT TOUCH THIS NUMBER MIKE INGLEHART". Ironically, the number has in fact been touched, since it was cut in half between the two games.
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Super Mario Strikers and Mario Strikers Charged contain a threatening comment in the code for the shot accuracy variable: "DO NOT TOUCH THIS NUMBER MIKE INGLEHART". Ironically, the number has in fact been touched, since it was cut in half between the two games.
Bottom surgery clinic called I Bet On Losing Hogs
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Bottom surgery clinic called I Bet On Losing Hogs
Share a television show that qrt trained you
January 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Share a television show that qrt trained you
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Really appreciating #FocusFriend, btw.
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Really appreciating #FocusFriend, btw.
This is how we got Sam Bankman-Fried
I am more likely to place faith in an academic's teachings if they have a really fucked-up hairstyle. To me, that says you're so invested in your subject, you don't even have time for personal grooming.
January 19, 2026 at 4:31 PM
This is how we got Sam Bankman-Fried
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Power 9 is no more. It is power 11. Here is how i found it:
So.... It was put to my attention that Arena powered cube never has packs with 2 pieces of power 9 in them.
I was sceptical, but turns out it is true.
I looked at ~18000 drafts and results are striking.
1/5
So.... It was put to my attention that Arena powered cube never has packs with 2 pieces of power 9 in them.
I was sceptical, but turns out it is true.
I looked at ~18000 drafts and results are striking.
1/5
January 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Power 9 is no more. It is power 11. Here is how i found it:
So.... It was put to my attention that Arena powered cube never has packs with 2 pieces of power 9 in them.
I was sceptical, but turns out it is true.
I looked at ~18000 drafts and results are striking.
1/5
So.... It was put to my attention that Arena powered cube never has packs with 2 pieces of power 9 in them.
I was sceptical, but turns out it is true.
I looked at ~18000 drafts and results are striking.
1/5
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⚠ 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜-𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣 ⚠
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
⚠ 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜-𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣 ⚠
Me: I love Oink Games and am never not thinking about “congrats on your ethnostate”.
MIT Mystery Hunt 2026: You’re going to be your team’s MVP for the next eight minutes.
MIT Mystery Hunt 2026: You’re going to be your team’s MVP for the next eight minutes.
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Me: I love Oink Games and am never not thinking about “congrats on your ethnostate”.
MIT Mystery Hunt 2026: You’re going to be your team’s MVP for the next eight minutes.
MIT Mystery Hunt 2026: You’re going to be your team’s MVP for the next eight minutes.
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I've long considered Chris Farley to be America's Toshiro Mifune.
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I've long considered Chris Farley to be America's Toshiro Mifune.
Every time Caleb Williams throws he hits an angel in the ballsack
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Every time Caleb Williams throws he hits an angel in the ballsack
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Hey everyone, unfortunately due to life circumstances the person I’m rooming with for Shoebox is no longer able to attend. The reservation was under my name so I’m looking for a new roommate!
It’s at the Saint Paul hotel a few minutes walk from the convention center
It’s at the Saint Paul hotel a few minutes walk from the convention center
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Hey everyone, unfortunately due to life circumstances the person I’m rooming with for Shoebox is no longer able to attend. The reservation was under my name so I’m looking for a new roommate!
It’s at the Saint Paul hotel a few minutes walk from the convention center
It’s at the Saint Paul hotel a few minutes walk from the convention center
Me five beers in talking about the removal of MuppetVision 3*D:
Land Back is now a Disney Value that should be central to every Disney Adult
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Me five beers in talking about the removal of MuppetVision 3*D:
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The Rams would be up two touchdowns if this was indoors and I’d be looking at what’s new on the Criterion Channel, but instead it’s tied and Stafford looks like he’s had a glimpse of how he dies
January 19, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The Rams would be up two touchdowns if this was indoors and I’d be looking at what’s new on the Criterion Channel, but instead it’s tied and Stafford looks like he’s had a glimpse of how he dies
Leave room for beefsus
This is how they tell you to social distance in Pathologic 3. I love it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Leave room for beefsus
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
Game that provides achievements for a pacifist run, a 100% run, a 110% run, an exactly 69% run, and a run where you keep kosher
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Game that provides achievements for a pacifist run, a 100% run, a 110% run, an exactly 69% run, and a run where you keep kosher
ANARCHY REIGNS
NO LAYERS NO MASTERS
WE CAN FINALLY TAP ELVES TO FETCH FORESTS
NO LAYERS NO MASTERS
WE CAN FINALLY TAP ELVES TO FETCH FORESTS
Deleting the Magic: the Gathering Comprehensive Rules is a pretty ham-fisted way to implement the Commander hybrid rule change by just not having any rules at all.
January 18, 2026 at 8:09 PM
ANARCHY REIGNS
NO LAYERS NO MASTERS
WE CAN FINALLY TAP ELVES TO FETCH FORESTS
NO LAYERS NO MASTERS
WE CAN FINALLY TAP ELVES TO FETCH FORESTS