A Different Dylan
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A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
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NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pickleball.
March 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pickleball.
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'
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Every $1 invested in SNAP generates $1.80 in local economic activity. Without SNAP, that will mean a loss of $15 billion to the US economy just in November alone.
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Every $1 invested in SNAP generates $1.80 in local economic activity. Without SNAP, that will mean a loss of $15 billion to the US economy just in November alone.
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[pulled over]
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
October 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
[pulled over]
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
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heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
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Beef jerky edible underwear
September 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Beef jerky edible underwear
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Just picked this up, not my favorite
September 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just picked this up, not my favorite
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Self care is cancelled. I’m drinking corn liquor and listening to Rage Against the Machine
August 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Self care is cancelled. I’m drinking corn liquor and listening to Rage Against the Machine
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Flight of the butthole surfers
August 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Flight of the butthole surfers
In the WNBA, it's dild if you do, dild if you don't
August 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
In the WNBA, it's dild if you do, dild if you don't
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unironically, this is the song of the summer. it's been in my head for three days straight.
August 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
unironically, this is the song of the summer. it's been in my head for three days straight.
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Oh crap. I certainly shouldn't have said I knew Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapping young girls from my hotel spa.
July 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oh crap. I certainly shouldn't have said I knew Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapping young girls from my hotel spa.
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Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
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Hate it when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop everything I'm doing to be quiet and pretend I'm not home.
July 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hate it when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop everything I'm doing to be quiet and pretend I'm not home.
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They SHUT DOWN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
July 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They SHUT DOWN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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The Accusers of Theft, Adultery, Murder (War), by William Blake, 1794-96, 📸 by @dustoffdeano
June 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Accusers of Theft, Adultery, Murder (War), by William Blake, 1794-96, 📸 by @dustoffdeano
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If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").
November 18, 2023 at 7:00 PM
If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").