Mexican in a suit
@dtectivesalvaje.bsky.social
Not all those who wander are lost…but some sure are.
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𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. ✊🏻
June 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼, 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. ✊🏻
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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I’ve reached a new level of efficiency where I’m just keeping the wine bottle on my nightstand until it’s empty.
May 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’ve reached a new level of efficiency where I’m just keeping the wine bottle on my nightstand until it’s empty.
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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jar jar binks shouting “oh no yousa medusa” as he turns to stone
April 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
jar jar binks shouting “oh no yousa medusa” as he turns to stone
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They genetically engineered bringing back the extinct dire wolf species before we got The Winds of Winter.
A serial entrepreneur worth an estimated $3.7 billion and a professor of genetics at Harvard Medical School have teamed up to try and bring back extinct species—starting with the dire wolf.
The Dire Wolf Is Back
Colossal, a genetics startup, has birthed three pups that contain ancient DNA retrieved from the remains of the animal’s extinct ancestors. Is the woolly mammoth next?
www.newyorker.com
April 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They genetically engineered bringing back the extinct dire wolf species before we got The Winds of Winter.
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Alright doomscroll friends, here's a thread to 📌 on safeguarding yourself.
First, a guide to protecting yourself from government surveillance as Donald Trump vows to go after his enemies and exploit America’s digital surveillance machine to do so.
First, a guide to protecting yourself from government surveillance as Donald Trump vows to go after his enemies and exploit America’s digital surveillance machine to do so.
The WIRED Guide to Protecting Yourself From Government Surveillance
Donald Trump has vowed to deport millions and jail his enemies. To carry out that agenda, his administration will exploit America’s digital surveillance machine. Here are some steps you can take to ev...
www.wired.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Alright doomscroll friends, here's a thread to 📌 on safeguarding yourself.
First, a guide to protecting yourself from government surveillance as Donald Trump vows to go after his enemies and exploit America’s digital surveillance machine to do so.
First, a guide to protecting yourself from government surveillance as Donald Trump vows to go after his enemies and exploit America’s digital surveillance machine to do so.
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ni- = I
no- = myself
quetza = stand
-z = future
ihuan = and
ahmo = not
ni- = I
nemi = live
-z = future
inic = while
ni- = I
no- = myself
tlancuaquetza = kneel
-z future
(Literally, "I choose to die while standing and not to live while kneeling.")
2/
no- = myself
quetza = stand
-z = future
ihuan = and
ahmo = not
ni- = I
nemi = live
-z = future
inic = while
ni- = I
no- = myself
tlancuaquetza = kneel
-z future
(Literally, "I choose to die while standing and not to live while kneeling.")
2/
March 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ni- = I
no- = myself
quetza = stand
-z = future
ihuan = and
ahmo = not
ni- = I
nemi = live
-z = future
inic = while
ni- = I
no- = myself
tlancuaquetza = kneel
-z future
(Literally, "I choose to die while standing and not to live while kneeling.")
2/
no- = myself
quetza = stand
-z = future
ihuan = and
ahmo = not
ni- = I
nemi = live
-z = future
inic = while
ni- = I
no- = myself
tlancuaquetza = kneel
-z future
(Literally, "I choose to die while standing and not to live while kneeling.")
2/
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Revolutionary Nahuatl 3/2/25
Nicpehpena nimiquiz inic ninoquetzaz ihuan ahmo ninemiz inic ninotlancuaquetzaz.
"I prefer to die on my feet than live on my knees."
—Emiliano Zapata
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ni- = I
-c- = it
pehpena = choose
ni- = I
miqui = die
-z = future tense
inic = while
1/
Nicpehpena nimiquiz inic ninoquetzaz ihuan ahmo ninemiz inic ninotlancuaquetzaz.
"I prefer to die on my feet than live on my knees."
—Emiliano Zapata
———————————————————————
ni- = I
-c- = it
pehpena = choose
ni- = I
miqui = die
-z = future tense
inic = while
1/
March 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Revolutionary Nahuatl 3/2/25
Nicpehpena nimiquiz inic ninoquetzaz ihuan ahmo ninemiz inic ninotlancuaquetzaz.
"I prefer to die on my feet than live on my knees."
—Emiliano Zapata
———————————————————————
ni- = I
-c- = it
pehpena = choose
ni- = I
miqui = die
-z = future tense
inic = while
1/
Nicpehpena nimiquiz inic ninoquetzaz ihuan ahmo ninemiz inic ninotlancuaquetzaz.
"I prefer to die on my feet than live on my knees."
—Emiliano Zapata
———————————————————————
ni- = I
-c- = it
pehpena = choose
ni- = I
miqui = die
-z = future tense
inic = while
1/
Soothsayer:” beware the Ides of March!”
Me *looks at the world *: “yeh, no, i f*cking know”
Me *looks at the world *: “yeh, no, i f*cking know”
March 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Soothsayer:” beware the Ides of March!”
Me *looks at the world *: “yeh, no, i f*cking know”
Me *looks at the world *: “yeh, no, i f*cking know”
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THEM: you look tired
ME: I am tired
THEM: oh right because of the…
ME: the horrors yeah
THEM: right right, that’s right
ME: I am tired
THEM: oh right because of the…
ME: the horrors yeah
THEM: right right, that’s right
February 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
THEM: you look tired
ME: I am tired
THEM: oh right because of the…
ME: the horrors yeah
THEM: right right, that’s right
ME: I am tired
THEM: oh right because of the…
ME: the horrors yeah
THEM: right right, that’s right
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I’ve been attacked.
September 18, 2023 at 10:35 PM
I’ve been attacked.
Super easy to spam this thing.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Super easy to spam this thing.
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me: does it smell like updog in here?
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
February 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
me: does it smell like updog in here?
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
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Women in STEM baby!!!
February 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Women in STEM baby!!!
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Kevin Bacon is six degrees away
Five degrees now, sir
*alarm sirens blare*
Four degrees
Sir he’s breached the perimeter
Three degrees
Sir
Two degrees
One
*kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*
Five degrees now, sir
*alarm sirens blare*
Four degrees
Sir he’s breached the perimeter
Three degrees
Sir
Two degrees
One
*kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*
August 31, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Kevin Bacon is six degrees away
Five degrees now, sir
*alarm sirens blare*
Four degrees
Sir he’s breached the perimeter
Three degrees
Sir
Two degrees
One
*kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*
Five degrees now, sir
*alarm sirens blare*
Four degrees
Sir he’s breached the perimeter
Three degrees
Sir
Two degrees
One
*kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*
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maybe the rapture just happened and only Gene Hackman and his wife and dog were selected
February 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
maybe the rapture just happened and only Gene Hackman and his wife and dog were selected
Mis fanes? Cai.
My monkeys? Arctic.
my peas? black eyed.
February 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Mis fanes? Cai.
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The entire Silmarillion is basically....
Long dramatic narrative, filled with woe heartbreaking breathless action!!
Moral: "and that is why the Noldor elves speak a different tongue."
Long dramatic narrative, filled with woe heartbreaking breathless action!!
Moral: "and that is why the Noldor elves speak a different tongue."
February 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The entire Silmarillion is basically....
Long dramatic narrative, filled with woe heartbreaking breathless action!!
Moral: "and that is why the Noldor elves speak a different tongue."
Long dramatic narrative, filled with woe heartbreaking breathless action!!
Moral: "and that is why the Noldor elves speak a different tongue."
This made me laugh harder than it should have (but…the title is factually correct)
February 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This made me laugh harder than it should have (but…the title is factually correct)
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throwing out the COVID-era panic rice
heading out to pick up the Mad King-era panic rice
heading out to pick up the Mad King-era panic rice
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
throwing out the COVID-era panic rice
heading out to pick up the Mad King-era panic rice
heading out to pick up the Mad King-era panic rice
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Every time I get on my phone to do literally anything
February 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Every time I get on my phone to do literally anything