thiiird person
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he/them. songwriter and dad. sometime dad and songwriter. requesting assistance to feed my family at tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam.
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My family is struggling. I'm looking for a job but the search has been long and difficult. We need help with groceries and bills while I continue to search.
Your direct support keeps the lights on and food on the table.
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living in a food desert would suck. living in a food dessert would suck a little less. there's still no celery or carrots for sale, but the walls are made of cinnamon bun.
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
living in a food desert would suck. living in a food dessert would suck a little less. there's still no celery or carrots for sale, but the walls are made of cinnamon bun.
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“People won’t vote for that sort of candidate, and since I’d like to win elections I’m pointing out, while time remains, it’s a mistake to run them” seems to hit certain ears as “I am threatening you because I want to lose elections” and nothing seems to be able to make them hear anything else.
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“People won’t vote for that sort of candidate, and since I’d like to win elections I’m pointing out, while time remains, it’s a mistake to run them” seems to hit certain ears as “I am threatening you because I want to lose elections” and nothing seems to be able to make them hear anything else.
every little bit helps! thanks for pausing your scroll long enough to read this today
My family needs groceries this week and I don't have money for groceries. If you can spare anything, I'd really appreciate it.
I'm thiiirdperson with three i's at cashapp, venmo, paypal, and ko-fi.
Your help helps me focus on my job search during this struggle season.
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Your help helps me focus on my job search during this struggle season.
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February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
every little bit helps! thanks for pausing your scroll long enough to read this today
My family needs groceries this week and I don't have money for groceries. If you can spare anything, I'd really appreciate it.
I'm thiiirdperson with three i's at cashapp, venmo, paypal, and ko-fi.
Your help helps me focus on my job search during this struggle season.
tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam
I'm thiiirdperson with three i's at cashapp, venmo, paypal, and ko-fi.
Your help helps me focus on my job search during this struggle season.
tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam
Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person
Hello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family
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February 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
My family needs groceries this week and I don't have money for groceries. If you can spare anything, I'd really appreciate it.
I'm thiiirdperson with three i's at cashapp, venmo, paypal, and ko-fi.
Your help helps me focus on my job search during this struggle season.
tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam
I'm thiiirdperson with three i's at cashapp, venmo, paypal, and ko-fi.
Your help helps me focus on my job search during this struggle season.
tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam
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groceries need refilling and bills need paying! please help by chipping in if you can, it means everything.
My family is struggling. I'm looking for a job but the search has been long and difficult. We need help with groceries and bills while I continue to search.
Your direct support keeps the lights on and food on the table.
paypal, cashapp, venmo, kofi: thiiirdperson
tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam
Your direct support keeps the lights on and food on the table.
paypal, cashapp, venmo, kofi: thiiirdperson
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Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person
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February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
groceries need refilling and bills need paying! please help by chipping in if you can, it means everything.
well on your way to a few small beers
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
well on your way to a few small beers
they can run him in the primary and maybe he'll even win that. but if he loses in the general, they can't try to blame the thousands and thousands of people who have said they wouldn't vote for him, and given specific reasons.
i prefer when dems win; i think they ought to try somebody else.
i prefer when dems win; i think they ought to try somebody else.
democratic party cheerleaders are really doing their best to make it seem like the nominee for president in 2028 is gavin newsom already huh
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
they can run him in the primary and maybe he'll even win that. but if he loses in the general, they can't try to blame the thousands and thousands of people who have said they wouldn't vote for him, and given specific reasons.
i prefer when dems win; i think they ought to try somebody else.
i prefer when dems win; i think they ought to try somebody else.
David, to Goliath:
While you studied the blade I studied a smooth stone
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
David, to Goliath:
moving through all the Kubler Ross stages of grift
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
moving through all the Kubler Ross stages of grift
no need for scare quotes. i'm a cannabis addict and i attend meetings with other addicts. on average there are 1 or 2 people who've suffered CHS in every meeting. there's even a specific meeting based around CHS. smokers who don't have it yet are fortunate to be able to thumb their noses at it.
The fucking panic about “cannabis hyperemesis syndrome” is so funny to me. From what I know, you have to consume WAY too much cannabis for months or years straight to have a shot at getting it, and even then, most people won’t get it.
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
no need for scare quotes. i'm a cannabis addict and i attend meetings with other addicts. on average there are 1 or 2 people who've suffered CHS in every meeting. there's even a specific meeting based around CHS. smokers who don't have it yet are fortunate to be able to thumb their noses at it.
groceries need refilling and bills need paying! please help by chipping in if you can, it means everything.
My family is struggling. I'm looking for a job but the search has been long and difficult. We need help with groceries and bills while I continue to search.
Your direct support keeps the lights on and food on the table.
paypal, cashapp, venmo, kofi: thiiirdperson
tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam
Your direct support keeps the lights on and food on the table.
paypal, cashapp, venmo, kofi: thiiirdperson
tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam
Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person
Hello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family
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February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
groceries need refilling and bills need paying! please help by chipping in if you can, it means everything.
niggas will literally eat food
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
niggas will literally eat food
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My family is struggling. I'm looking for a job but the search has been long and difficult. We need help with groceries and bills while I continue to search.
Your direct support keeps the lights on and food on the table.
paypal, cashapp, venmo, kofi: thiiirdperson
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Your direct support keeps the lights on and food on the table.
paypal, cashapp, venmo, kofi: thiiirdperson
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Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person
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February 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
My family is struggling. I'm looking for a job but the search has been long and difficult. We need help with groceries and bills while I continue to search.
Your direct support keeps the lights on and food on the table.
paypal, cashapp, venmo, kofi: thiiirdperson
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Your direct support keeps the lights on and food on the table.
paypal, cashapp, venmo, kofi: thiiirdperson
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
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i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
so maybe satire isn't supposed to work on chuds. maybe we write the chuds off as unreachable and do good satire in the meantime
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
so maybe satire isn't supposed to work on chuds. maybe we write the chuds off as unreachable and do good satire in the meantime
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They should just keep asking for clarifications like "Is it a violation of the rules to suggest that the vice president looks like bees started stinging him but found it so unpleasant they couldn't fully commit"
House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
They should just keep asking for clarifications like "Is it a violation of the rules to suggest that the vice president looks like bees started stinging him but found it so unpleasant they couldn't fully commit"
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i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet
guy who is upset because he has to "put his dog down", but then it turns out he just has to call the dog a dumbass or something like that
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
guy who is upset because he has to "put his dog down", but then it turns out he just has to call the dog a dumbass or something like that
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You can't spell racism without the cis
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
You can't spell racism without the cis