Miss Alyssa
@doostroyer.bsky.social
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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The noises are absolutely glorious!!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The noises are absolutely glorious!!!
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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Put it in the Criterion Collection
Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Put it in the Criterion Collection
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You don't hear much about canoodling anymore
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You don't hear much about canoodling anymore
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WATCH — @pabloreports.bsky.social : “Do you think you could beat JD Vance in a head to head race for president as polling suggests?”
Rep. @aoc.bsky.social : “Listen, these polls 3 years out are what they are… but let the record show: I would stomp him.” ‼️
Rep. @aoc.bsky.social : “Listen, these polls 3 years out are what they are… but let the record show: I would stomp him.” ‼️
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
WATCH — @pabloreports.bsky.social : “Do you think you could beat JD Vance in a head to head race for president as polling suggests?”
Rep. @aoc.bsky.social : “Listen, these polls 3 years out are what they are… but let the record show: I would stomp him.” ‼️
Rep. @aoc.bsky.social : “Listen, these polls 3 years out are what they are… but let the record show: I would stomp him.” ‼️
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Between the speech, the Truth Social posts, the press-availability rants, and the presidential photo plaques, it's as if Trump is trying to surround himself with his own opinions, the way hoarders want to surround themselves with their own junk.
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Between the speech, the Truth Social posts, the press-availability rants, and the presidential photo plaques, it's as if Trump is trying to surround himself with his own opinions, the way hoarders want to surround themselves with their own junk.
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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actually i prefer savory caroline
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
actually i prefer savory caroline
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My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
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Grok, ChatGPT, and other AI image detectors are telling people this image is real.
The misinformation is helping spread conspiracy theories about the terror attack in Australia.
The misinformation is helping spread conspiracy theories about the terror attack in Australia.
AI Image Falsely Suggests Bondi Beach Terror Attack Was Staged
Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude all insist the image is real.
gizmodo.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Grok, ChatGPT, and other AI image detectors are telling people this image is real.
The misinformation is helping spread conspiracy theories about the terror attack in Australia.
The misinformation is helping spread conspiracy theories about the terror attack in Australia.
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Luigi Mangione is in prison for his own good. If he were freed, it would only be a matter of days (perhaps hours) before he turned into a dessicated mummy from having his dick sucked so much.
February 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Luigi Mangione is in prison for his own good. If he were freed, it would only be a matter of days (perhaps hours) before he turned into a dessicated mummy from having his dick sucked so much.
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who is running this account and why are they so bad at it?
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
who is running this account and why are they so bad at it?
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Also just tapping the sign again — A.I. eliminates the opportunity for creative discovery on your way to the destination you *thought* you wanted. You’re making art, process is everything.
placeholder art is supposed to look like this. you're supposed to make it in 5 seconds.
it's a crucial part of the process because a placeholder will often be remarkably similar to the final art/text, because you were unburdened by bigger details when you made it.
it's a crucial part of the process because a placeholder will often be remarkably similar to the final art/text, because you were unburdened by bigger details when you made it.
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Also just tapping the sign again — A.I. eliminates the opportunity for creative discovery on your way to the destination you *thought* you wanted. You’re making art, process is everything.
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Wow — White House Chief of staff Susie Wiles did not hold back. 👀
Start the clock! ⏰
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
Start the clock! ⏰
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Wow — White House Chief of staff Susie Wiles did not hold back. 👀
Start the clock! ⏰
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
Start the clock! ⏰
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/u...
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This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.
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The sociopathic tone of glee and mockery is bad enough, but that's really not the worst of it. He made up a claim that a Trump supporter had done it, *in order to say that would be good and justified.* Unambiguously telling his most insane cult followers that murdering his opponents makes him happy.
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The sociopathic tone of glee and mockery is bad enough, but that's really not the worst of it. He made up a claim that a Trump supporter had done it, *in order to say that would be good and justified.* Unambiguously telling his most insane cult followers that murdering his opponents makes him happy.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
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so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.
insanity.
insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.
insanity.
insanity.
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this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
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They would never let me into this country if I weren't already here
In addition to 5 years of social media history, CBP would also require tourists to provide all phone numbers used over that period, any email addresses used in the past decade, DNA and iris scans, and the names, addresses, birthdates and birthplaces of family members
Including children
Including children
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They would never let me into this country if I weren't already here