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DianaJS
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Glaswegian dog loving book devourer
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"He's not going to win a Nobel Peace Prize doing that"
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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If you hear us screaming, just turn and run. Don't look back. Save yourselves!
Thanks to all the Australians and New Zealanders, for going into 2026 first and checking it out for the rest of us.

💙 Much appreciated 💙
December 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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DONKEYS

That's the way
hee-haw
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we like it
hee-haw
hee-haw
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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sure, why not
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Wheat naturally grows in complex circular designs but the vast majority of it is straightened by aliens in a desperate doomed attempt to communicate with us.
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Don't ask me to elaborate, but the theme tune to The Traitors is just an evil version of the theme tune to The Chase.
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Trying to get a tan in the hot weather.
July 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Pink Cadillac on #TOTP
April 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I'm giving you just one recommendation on this cold Tuesday night, and it's to add Tr*mp to your muted words list on here

It has removed so much rubbish from my timeline, you do not need to hear about every single thing the deranged orange bollock does each day

Preserve your sanity
February 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Shout out to all the fanny waxers working double shifts this week leading up to Valentine’s day ✊
February 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Well, I like Smoking World, but I also like Smokin Ideas. How does one choose?
February 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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It’s February Eve not February Steve
January 31, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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this interview - Lynn Barber on Marianne Faithfull - is the sort of brilliant, bonkers thing nobody writes anymore. It reads like a meeting of fabulous monsters

www.theguardian.com/film/2001/ju...
Marianne Faithfull: 'You know, I'm not everybody's cup of tea!'
Late, rude and unapologetic... and then the interview goes from bad to worse. But after some prompting and wine, Marianne Faithfull talks to Lynn Barber about finding a new lover at last, what she rea...
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
On the whole, just mind your own business
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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THEM: Let me take you down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are hot.

ME: What's the grass situation?
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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If you wanted to post about politics all day, you could've just stayed over there
January 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Well, after having to rearrange my bookings for tomorrow I better see some weather!
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
God this lot are a right serious bunch of miseries #thetraitors
January 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Alan Rickman’s death was announced on air by us on Loose Women. There was an audible gasp in the audience and people were crying on the way out. We knew how to give people a good show.
Alan Rickman died 9 years ago.
Here’s Jason Isaacs on getting acting advice from him about how to react while watching a Quidditch match www.theguardian.com/film/2022/se...
January 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Often think of a guy I once knew who thought the past tense of drove was droove.
Probably a managing director now.
January 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Simple name for simple folk. Barber shop near where my brother lives.
January 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Watching old Outnumbered's and shocked to see I dressed like the mum. I don't remember her being cool and trendy but there ye go.
December 28, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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They’re ready, and you?
December 25, 2024 at 9:21 PM