Tuppence Pennyapple IV
@fabulucy.bsky.social
She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
Just been stood in a 6 people deep single file queue for a bar because I thought going landscape and pushing in would be considered an act of war. I am the epitome of sheeple. I’m sorry I failed you all.
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just been stood in a 6 people deep single file queue for a bar because I thought going landscape and pushing in would be considered an act of war. I am the epitome of sheeple. I’m sorry I failed you all.
My mum asked me yesterday if belly buttons can close up over time if you’ve ever wondered how miraculous my survival into adulthood has been.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My mum asked me yesterday if belly buttons can close up over time if you’ve ever wondered how miraculous my survival into adulthood has been.
Right. Let’s have a wee dram for a night cap and turn in. Big love you bunch of very kind but generally a bit weird strangers from the internet.
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Right. Let’s have a wee dram for a night cap and turn in. Big love you bunch of very kind but generally a bit weird strangers from the internet.
Just found out the lodger died. Epic battle hard fought sunshine. No doubt you’ve got to the pearly gates and called St Peter a cunt so I’ll see you down below when I get there.
#fuckcancer
#fuckcancer
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Just found out the lodger died. Epic battle hard fought sunshine. No doubt you’ve got to the pearly gates and called St Peter a cunt so I’ll see you down below when I get there.
#fuckcancer
#fuckcancer
I’ve made the school girl error of washing all my bedding at the same time including the pillows, so tonight I’m going to have to sleep in the spare room like I’m visiting an awkward relatives house.
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve made the school girl error of washing all my bedding at the same time including the pillows, so tonight I’m going to have to sleep in the spare room like I’m visiting an awkward relatives house.
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My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.
Good morning star sailors, may your coffee pop some rich brown electricity into your veins, your toast be lavishly buttered and golden like the hair of a flaxen maiden and your morning wood give your tummy and butthole butterflies. Go well into the weekend chums.
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Good morning star sailors, may your coffee pop some rich brown electricity into your veins, your toast be lavishly buttered and golden like the hair of a flaxen maiden and your morning wood give your tummy and butthole butterflies. Go well into the weekend chums.
I’ve travelled the lands this week, I’ve been to Manchester, Camberley, Chipping Camden and tomorrow I’m at Wembley doing some work stuff and boozing (I hope there’s booze) I could do with a sit down tbqhwy
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’ve travelled the lands this week, I’ve been to Manchester, Camberley, Chipping Camden and tomorrow I’m at Wembley doing some work stuff and boozing (I hope there’s booze) I could do with a sit down tbqhwy
Things I would pop on a bonfire:
- Broad beans
- The person who was driving in lane 3 of the M1 southbound this afternoon at 59mph with their full beams on in broad daylight burning the shitting retinas out of everyone.
- Broad beans
- The person who was driving in lane 3 of the M1 southbound this afternoon at 59mph with their full beams on in broad daylight burning the shitting retinas out of everyone.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Things I would pop on a bonfire:
- Broad beans
- The person who was driving in lane 3 of the M1 southbound this afternoon at 59mph with their full beams on in broad daylight burning the shitting retinas out of everyone.
- Broad beans
- The person who was driving in lane 3 of the M1 southbound this afternoon at 59mph with their full beams on in broad daylight burning the shitting retinas out of everyone.
For whoever is interested QVC have got a banger of an Elemis deal on at the moment.
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
For whoever is interested QVC have got a banger of an Elemis deal on at the moment.
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Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
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Let's just take a moment to reflect on the self-sacrifice and hope this person embodies - not the evil, hateful monsters thirsting for violence.
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Let's just take a moment to reflect on the self-sacrifice and hope this person embodies - not the evil, hateful monsters thirsting for violence.
Been t’seaside had a fantastic Sunday lunch at North in Seaburn. Good weekending. #beefonthetimeline
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Been t’seaside had a fantastic Sunday lunch at North in Seaburn. Good weekending. #beefonthetimeline
You know what I really love about Halloween. Living in a gated community. Hands off my haribo you little fucking urchins.
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You know what I really love about Halloween. Living in a gated community. Hands off my haribo you little fucking urchins.
Anyway how are things? All good? Any dramas? Anyone won a 5 metre swimming badge to sew onto their trunks or a bare knuckle boxing match?
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Anyway how are things? All good? Any dramas? Anyone won a 5 metre swimming badge to sew onto their trunks or a bare knuckle boxing match?
I read that as Prince Andrew gives up royal titties and I imagined him handing them back on a red velvet cushion and a beefeater rinsing them off in alcohol solution before locking them in a box of shame in the tower. Anyway I got that wrong so there’s that.
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I read that as Prince Andrew gives up royal titties and I imagined him handing them back on a red velvet cushion and a beefeater rinsing them off in alcohol solution before locking them in a box of shame in the tower. Anyway I got that wrong so there’s that.
Oh hello Jesmond you little minx #upthetoon
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh hello Jesmond you little minx #upthetoon
Just asked mum what she wants for Christmas and she wants a CD player. *checks to see how far the clocks actually went back last night
October 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just asked mum what she wants for Christmas and she wants a CD player. *checks to see how far the clocks actually went back last night
The random yet oddly specific things my mum asks for No. 397
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The random yet oddly specific things my mum asks for No. 397
It’s nice out today.
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s nice out today.
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i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
I stood on a hidden raspberry that was lurking next to the kitchen skirting earlier and now my stair carpet looks like I’ve killed and skinned Mr Blobby.
So that’s my evening sorted
*dons marigolds and gets the upholstery spray out
So that’s my evening sorted
*dons marigolds and gets the upholstery spray out
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I stood on a hidden raspberry that was lurking next to the kitchen skirting earlier and now my stair carpet looks like I’ve killed and skinned Mr Blobby.
So that’s my evening sorted
*dons marigolds and gets the upholstery spray out
So that’s my evening sorted
*dons marigolds and gets the upholstery spray out
Things I have acquired this week:
4 dining chairs from ebay
New fluffy slippers that are like warm hugs for my ever cold feet
A boyfriend
4 dining chairs from ebay
New fluffy slippers that are like warm hugs for my ever cold feet
A boyfriend
October 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Things I have acquired this week:
4 dining chairs from ebay
New fluffy slippers that are like warm hugs for my ever cold feet
A boyfriend
4 dining chairs from ebay
New fluffy slippers that are like warm hugs for my ever cold feet
A boyfriend