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@xanderglasgow.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”.
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Welcome to your 50s.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Welcome to your 50s.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
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"In a very real sense, people who have read good literature have lived more than people who cannot or will not read. It is not true that we only have one life to live. If we can read, we can live as many more lives and as many kinds of lives as we wish." S. I
Hayakawa.
Hayakawa.
January 30, 2026 at 10:02 AM
"In a very real sense, people who have read good literature have lived more than people who cannot or will not read. It is not true that we only have one life to live. If we can read, we can live as many more lives and as many kinds of lives as we wish." S. I
Hayakawa.
Hayakawa.
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It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
January 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
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Mortal combat, but with trad wives and feminists.
January 30, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Mortal combat, but with trad wives and feminists.
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It's all that I can do to sing these stupid songs to you, Charlie Brown
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
It's all that I can do to sing these stupid songs to you, Charlie Brown
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What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
youtu.be/HV2mlnPcWIM?...
youtu.be/HV2mlnPcWIM?...
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
What is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
youtu.be/HV2mlnPcWIM?...
youtu.be/HV2mlnPcWIM?...
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Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
Them: It was a four day week.
Me:
Them:
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
Them: It was a four day week.
Me:
Them:
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
Them: It was a four day week.
Me:
Them:
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
Them: It was a four day week.
Me:
Them:
Me: This was the longest workweek ever.
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In your far reaching book There's Always Another Horizon Just Around The Corner everything stops, right before the second horizon and the rest is blank. I so love art but why did you- "I was in a bad mood"
January 30, 2026 at 5:45 AM
In your far reaching book There's Always Another Horizon Just Around The Corner everything stops, right before the second horizon and the rest is blank. I so love art but why did you- "I was in a bad mood"
I’m 53 now but will I live to see 54?
The way things are going…..
Probably.
The way things are going…..
Probably.
January 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I’m 53 now but will I live to see 54?
The way things are going…..
Probably.
The way things are going…..
Probably.
Careful America, these mother fuckers are everywhere.
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Careful America, these mother fuckers are everywhere.
“Hey Google, explain to me why you are offering me an alternative route, that is 23 minutes longer than the one I’m on”?
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 PM
“Hey Google, explain to me why you are offering me an alternative route, that is 23 minutes longer than the one I’m on”?
I was sitting in a Volvo at IKEA, thinking to myself, “what have the Swedes ever did for anyone”?
Honestly couldn’t think of anything, so just went back to listening to “Super Trooper”.
Honestly couldn’t think of anything, so just went back to listening to “Super Trooper”.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I was sitting in a Volvo at IKEA, thinking to myself, “what have the Swedes ever did for anyone”?
Honestly couldn’t think of anything, so just went back to listening to “Super Trooper”.
Honestly couldn’t think of anything, so just went back to listening to “Super Trooper”.
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Just like they said I would, I ignored all the perforations and dotted lines and a perfectly functional open here it's easy and resealable so I could look ripped in package's eyes
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Just like they said I would, I ignored all the perforations and dotted lines and a perfectly functional open here it's easy and resealable so I could look ripped in package's eyes
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Me (scrolling): I've seen all of these posts... where is everyone? It's not that late?!
Also me: Oh... this is my page.
Also me: Oh... this is my page.
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Me (scrolling): I've seen all of these posts... where is everyone? It's not that late?!
Also me: Oh... this is my page.
Also me: Oh... this is my page.
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I live in the economic friend zone: not poor enough to be poor, yet not rich enough to be rich.
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I live in the economic friend zone: not poor enough to be poor, yet not rich enough to be rich.
Remember to put all your PPE on, before you start scrolling.
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Remember to put all your PPE on, before you start scrolling.
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Imagine cooking with me. No, more cheese.
Imagine cooking with me. No, more butter.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Imagine cooking with me. No, more cheese.
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if you go looking for trouble, you're bound to find it
(accidentally discovered a mosquito bite on my wrist)
(accidentally discovered a mosquito bite on my wrist)
January 28, 2026 at 8:50 PM
if you go looking for trouble, you're bound to find it
(accidentally discovered a mosquito bite on my wrist)
(accidentally discovered a mosquito bite on my wrist)
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too little to take with me, too much to leave behind
- me, sculling the rest of my coffee before participating in the work fire drill
- me, sculling the rest of my coffee before participating in the work fire drill
January 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
too little to take with me, too much to leave behind
- me, sculling the rest of my coffee before participating in the work fire drill
- me, sculling the rest of my coffee before participating in the work fire drill
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live laugh leave it all behind
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
live laugh leave it all behind
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i'm gonna need some of these people to go breathe loudly in another room
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
i'm gonna need some of these people to go breathe loudly in another room
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Today's weirdo award goes to the person who commented on a photo of Floyd, followed me, then blocked me, all within 10 minutes.
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Today's weirdo award goes to the person who commented on a photo of Floyd, followed me, then blocked me, all within 10 minutes.
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the eye twitching will continue until morale improves
January 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
the eye twitching will continue until morale improves
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sometimes you've just gotta raise an eyebrow, flip the bird and keep on going
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
sometimes you've just gotta raise an eyebrow, flip the bird and keep on going