Glasgow Kiss
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I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴
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Glasgow Kiss
@xanderglasgow.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”.
I’m 53 now but will I live to see 54?
The way things are going…..
Probably.
The way things are going…..
Probably.
January 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I’m 53 now but will I live to see 54?
The way things are going…..
Probably.
The way things are going…..
Probably.
Careful America, these mother fuckers are everywhere.
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Careful America, these mother fuckers are everywhere.
“Hey Google, explain to me why you are offering me an alternative route, that is 23 minutes longer than the one I’m on”?
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 PM
“Hey Google, explain to me why you are offering me an alternative route, that is 23 minutes longer than the one I’m on”?
I was sitting in a Volvo at IKEA, thinking to myself, “what have the Swedes ever did for anyone”?
Honestly couldn’t think of anything, so just went back to listening to “Super Trooper”.
Honestly couldn’t think of anything, so just went back to listening to “Super Trooper”.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I was sitting in a Volvo at IKEA, thinking to myself, “what have the Swedes ever did for anyone”?
Honestly couldn’t think of anything, so just went back to listening to “Super Trooper”.
Honestly couldn’t think of anything, so just went back to listening to “Super Trooper”.
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Just like they said I would, I ignored all the perforations and dotted lines and a perfectly functional open here it's easy and resealable so I could look ripped in package's eyes
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Just like they said I would, I ignored all the perforations and dotted lines and a perfectly functional open here it's easy and resealable so I could look ripped in package's eyes
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Me (scrolling): I've seen all of these posts... where is everyone? It's not that late?!
Also me: Oh... this is my page.
Also me: Oh... this is my page.
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Me (scrolling): I've seen all of these posts... where is everyone? It's not that late?!
Also me: Oh... this is my page.
Also me: Oh... this is my page.
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I live in the economic friend zone: not poor enough to be poor, yet not rich enough to be rich.
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I live in the economic friend zone: not poor enough to be poor, yet not rich enough to be rich.
Remember to put all your PPE on, before you start scrolling.
January 29, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Remember to put all your PPE on, before you start scrolling.
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Imagine cooking with me. No, more cheese.
Imagine cooking with me. No, more butter.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Imagine cooking with me. No, more cheese.
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if you go looking for trouble, you're bound to find it
(accidentally discovered a mosquito bite on my wrist)
(accidentally discovered a mosquito bite on my wrist)
January 28, 2026 at 8:50 PM
if you go looking for trouble, you're bound to find it
(accidentally discovered a mosquito bite on my wrist)
(accidentally discovered a mosquito bite on my wrist)
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too little to take with me, too much to leave behind
- me, sculling the rest of my coffee before participating in the work fire drill
- me, sculling the rest of my coffee before participating in the work fire drill
January 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
too little to take with me, too much to leave behind
- me, sculling the rest of my coffee before participating in the work fire drill
- me, sculling the rest of my coffee before participating in the work fire drill
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live laugh leave it all behind
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
live laugh leave it all behind
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i'm gonna need some of these people to go breathe loudly in another room
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
i'm gonna need some of these people to go breathe loudly in another room
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Today's weirdo award goes to the person who commented on a photo of Floyd, followed me, then blocked me, all within 10 minutes.
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Today's weirdo award goes to the person who commented on a photo of Floyd, followed me, then blocked me, all within 10 minutes.
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the eye twitching will continue until morale improves
January 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
the eye twitching will continue until morale improves
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sometimes you've just gotta raise an eyebrow, flip the bird and keep on going
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
sometimes you've just gotta raise an eyebrow, flip the bird and keep on going
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Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
Doing a drive by in a Zamboni because I’m cool.
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Doing a drive by in a Zamboni because I’m cool.
Right if anyone asks, I was on here all night.
January 28, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Right if anyone asks, I was on here all night.
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channelling your rage into humour is an underrated coping mechanism
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
channelling your rage into humour is an underrated coping mechanism
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The ritual of reading a newspaper upside down in public was not even noticed so it worked, we are now incognito to invisible people reading right side up newspapers
January 27, 2026 at 5:41 AM
The ritual of reading a newspaper upside down in public was not even noticed so it worked, we are now incognito to invisible people reading right side up newspapers
I’m assuming if your name is, “Evie” you hate EV’s.
January 27, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I’m assuming if your name is, “Evie” you hate EV’s.
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once again participating in wednesday against my will
January 27, 2026 at 8:34 PM
once again participating in wednesday against my will
This cunt, can fuck right off.
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
This cunt, can fuck right off.