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I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴
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If you see this, post the randomness thing on your phone.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you see this, post the randomness thing on your phone.
Driving In Haddington 🏴 on Friday and got caught behind a tractor with a load of leeks. The smell was amazing, put me in the mood for some soup.
Anyway sent this picture to my mate Paddy, who installs heating systems and wrote, “not seen this amount of leaks, since yer last instal”.
Anyway sent this picture to my mate Paddy, who installs heating systems and wrote, “not seen this amount of leaks, since yer last instal”.
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Driving In Haddington 🏴 on Friday and got caught behind a tractor with a load of leeks. The smell was amazing, put me in the mood for some soup.
Anyway sent this picture to my mate Paddy, who installs heating systems and wrote, “not seen this amount of leaks, since yer last instal”.
Anyway sent this picture to my mate Paddy, who installs heating systems and wrote, “not seen this amount of leaks, since yer last instal”.
Longniddry. 💙🏴
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Longniddry. 💙🏴
Post something random for the collective amusement.
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Post something random for the collective amusement.
Asked an elderly gentleman, whose house I working in today, what these birds were?
Told me they were a Parliament of rooks, he said he tried to count them once and got to 80. Love talking to old folk, you learn loads. 💙🏴
Told me they were a Parliament of rooks, he said he tried to count them once and got to 80. Love talking to old folk, you learn loads. 💙🏴
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Asked an elderly gentleman, whose house I working in today, what these birds were?
Told me they were a Parliament of rooks, he said he tried to count them once and got to 80. Love talking to old folk, you learn loads. 💙🏴
Told me they were a Parliament of rooks, he said he tried to count them once and got to 80. Love talking to old folk, you learn loads. 💙🏴
Everyone’s a fukn comedian 😂
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Everyone’s a fukn comedian 😂
Aren’t they bonny? 💙🏴
November 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Aren’t they bonny? 💙🏴
The correct decision but not even a hint of irony, that these same people gave Trump a state visit and had the red carpet rolled out for him.
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The correct decision but not even a hint of irony, that these same people gave Trump a state visit and had the red carpet rolled out for him.
Is that the same as this one Jon? I was wondering what type of bird this was ?
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Is that the same as this one Jon? I was wondering what type of bird this was ?
North Berwick 🏴💙
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
North Berwick 🏴💙
Went to my youngest’s parents evening, this is his final year of school, so that’s my last parent’s evening ever!
Saw this outside the biology class and all I could think of was “it’d be a fucking nightmare, singing Happy Birthday to her”!
Saw this outside the biology class and all I could think of was “it’d be a fucking nightmare, singing Happy Birthday to her”!
October 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Went to my youngest’s parents evening, this is his final year of school, so that’s my last parent’s evening ever!
Saw this outside the biology class and all I could think of was “it’d be a fucking nightmare, singing Happy Birthday to her”!
Saw this outside the biology class and all I could think of was “it’d be a fucking nightmare, singing Happy Birthday to her”!
Welcome to my world.
October 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Welcome to my world.
Me without my passport 🏴💙
October 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Me without my passport 🏴💙
Me pretending to look for something in my van but I’m actually having a wee moment to myself.
Just had to get away from my fellow tradesmen, after cracking a joke that referenced, “The Picture of Dorian Gray” and nobody got it. 🥲
Fuck those cunts.
Just had to get away from my fellow tradesmen, after cracking a joke that referenced, “The Picture of Dorian Gray” and nobody got it. 🥲
Fuck those cunts.
October 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me pretending to look for something in my van but I’m actually having a wee moment to myself.
Just had to get away from my fellow tradesmen, after cracking a joke that referenced, “The Picture of Dorian Gray” and nobody got it. 🥲
Fuck those cunts.
Just had to get away from my fellow tradesmen, after cracking a joke that referenced, “The Picture of Dorian Gray” and nobody got it. 🥲
Fuck those cunts.
I’m used to opening customers front doors, quite cautiously, so that their pets don’t escape. Never thought I’d have to do it with a vacuum cleaner, he’s called “Ron” by the way. 😀
October 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I’m used to opening customers front doors, quite cautiously, so that their pets don’t escape. Never thought I’d have to do it with a vacuum cleaner, he’s called “Ron” by the way. 😀
Getting a bit of help today. 💙
October 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Getting a bit of help today. 💙
Who's your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Who's your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
