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I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴
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· Apr 18
Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”.
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"The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't." Henry Ward Beecher. "Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties." John Milton.
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't." Henry Ward Beecher. "Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties." John Milton.
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and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
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Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
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It's called gallows humour, ffs. Don't let the trapdoor hit your arse on the way out.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It's called gallows humour, ffs. Don't let the trapdoor hit your arse on the way out.
My son is a Civil Engineer on the railway and does earthwork examinations. Quite often at night or early hours, to save disruption to the lines. He sent me this from Bridge of Orchy, Scotland. 🏴 💙
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My son is a Civil Engineer on the railway and does earthwork examinations. Quite often at night or early hours, to save disruption to the lines. He sent me this from Bridge of Orchy, Scotland. 🏴 💙
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At a toolbox talk at work and we were being briefed on a guy who injured himself, with an angle grinder.
Someone piped up “not the first time Rab got fucked because of grinder”.
Classic. 😂
Someone piped up “not the first time Rab got fucked because of grinder”.
Classic. 😂
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
At a toolbox talk at work and we were being briefed on a guy who injured himself, with an angle grinder.
Someone piped up “not the first time Rab got fucked because of grinder”.
Classic. 😂
Someone piped up “not the first time Rab got fucked because of grinder”.
Classic. 😂
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did so much today and now at 4.41pm realising i only had one cup of coffee all day and it's too late to have anymore coffee so i will sit here and lament the coffees that never were please respect my privacy during this devastating time
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
did so much today and now at 4.41pm realising i only had one cup of coffee all day and it's too late to have anymore coffee so i will sit here and lament the coffees that never were please respect my privacy during this devastating time
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The freakiest part in Cheech and Chong is when they said "Danny's not here Mrs Torrance"
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The freakiest part in Cheech and Chong is when they said "Danny's not here Mrs Torrance"
I’ve been lolled into a false sense of security.
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I’ve been lolled into a false sense of security.
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Caturday without your glasses on
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Caturday without your glasses on
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If i ever accidentally become bezos rich, i will make a giant room for a toy train big enough that my cats can fit inside the little cars and ride around...
... which they will never once use 💔
... which they will never once use 💔
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If i ever accidentally become bezos rich, i will make a giant room for a toy train big enough that my cats can fit inside the little cars and ride around...
... which they will never once use 💔
... which they will never once use 💔
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Even I thought this was one of mine!
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whenever I sneeze Floyd gives this look of bemused concern not unlike the look humans give each other when we trip over our own feet
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
whenever I sneeze Floyd gives this look of bemused concern not unlike the look humans give each other when we trip over our own feet
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What a time to be technically alive.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What a time to be technically alive.
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ok but i never thought i'd get that much of a chuckle out of hearing news readers saying amyl and the sniffers
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
ok but i never thought i'd get that much of a chuckle out of hearing news readers saying amyl and the sniffers
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"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
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"In the case of good books, the point is not how many of them you can get though, but how many can get through to you." Mortimer J. Adler. "Í am fortunate in having known several people to whom I hated to say goodbye." Wiserafter90.
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"In the case of good books, the point is not how many of them you can get though, but how many can get through to you." Mortimer J. Adler. "Í am fortunate in having known several people to whom I hated to say goodbye." Wiserafter90.
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Listen my punk, if we keep jumping up and down about love in skinny ties not mad at all, people will say we're power pop
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Listen my punk, if we keep jumping up and down about love in skinny ties not mad at all, people will say we're power pop
If you see this, post the randomness thing on your phone.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you see this, post the randomness thing on your phone.
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"Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind." Bertrand Russell. "Poetry is the achievement of the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits." Carl Sandburg.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind." Bertrand Russell. "Poetry is the achievement of the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits." Carl Sandburg.
MANAGED TO UNPICK THE NUMBER LOCK ON MY COMPUTER.
NOW WE MOVE ON TO THE CAPS LOCK.
NOW WE MOVE ON TO THE CAPS LOCK.
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
MANAGED TO UNPICK THE NUMBER LOCK ON MY COMPUTER.
NOW WE MOVE ON TO THE CAPS LOCK.
NOW WE MOVE ON TO THE CAPS LOCK.