Dez
dezziegriff.bsky.social
Dez
@dezziegriff.bsky.social
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being married is like being an anthropologist of one person in particular, and the field work only ends when one of you dies
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Asking average Millennial if they've seen a TV show other than Avatar the Last Airbender and they respond "what? You mean like Legend of Korra?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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writers! you can just have a garden, you don’t have to have a metaphor
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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White mess... lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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No wonder the political media failed us so hard they’re all fucking everybody
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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June 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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GUY WITH FRIENDS WHO STILL WORK AT THE NY TIMES: ok 🙄 here’s what you’re all getting wrong,
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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could i make it any more obvious
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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One of my favorite things about vaccines is that they make me harder to kill
November 24, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Leaning against the window of the train watching the beautiful coastal landscape pass by thinking about how similar it would be to live in any of these places. The exact same shit as anywhere else. A comfort.
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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this is going to ruin Toyotathon isn’t it
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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no one does "decadently hot, but kinda silly with it" quite like the midwest

i mean, forgive me father for i have sinned, i mean father i mean daddy i mean daddy i mean daddy i mean daddy i mean
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Lines that go insanely hard:
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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tech company in 2000: kinda good news we have invented a way for you to talk to the whole world from your phone

tech company in 2025: INCREDIBLE NEWS in a revolutionary achievement that will change the world you can now use emojis in filenames!!! Nobel Prize for our CEO when?
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Junji Ito tried to warn us
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty

Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Their consultants have told all of them to sprinkle "FIGHT" into their sentences. lol
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM