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@deejetski.bsky.social
Twitter expat. Voiced both of the Angry Beavers. Im in the 100th percentile for head size and shape. Mothman is real and he committed tax fraud in my name.
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no amount of free money is going to get people to have children in a stagnant society of rampant corruption and dwindling opportunity
It's interesting because despite Hungary's much-touted Orbanist pro-family and supposedly fertility-inducing policies, such as exempting families with 3+ kids from all income taxation, the Hungarian fertility rate has plummeted right into the toilet in the last few years
June 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
no amount of free money is going to get people to have children in a stagnant society of rampant corruption and dwindling opportunity
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the US inserted itself as a load bearing foundation of modern prosperity on like ten different fronts which was fine until we decided to go completely insane and destroy it all for no reason
May 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the US inserted itself as a load bearing foundation of modern prosperity on like ten different fronts which was fine until we decided to go completely insane and destroy it all for no reason
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honestly the longer the luigi mangione case goes on for the more i’ve become convinced he wasn’t even the guy that shot the unitedhealth CEO and is just a fall guy the state decided upon to punish
May 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
honestly the longer the luigi mangione case goes on for the more i’ve become convinced he wasn’t even the guy that shot the unitedhealth CEO and is just a fall guy the state decided upon to punish
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May 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I keep my head down and turn out good work and I just barely made rent this month, but a lady calls a kid the n-word at a playground and she raises a half-million dollars in a week. I don't get the world, and I don't like it. We are surrounded by rotten dogshit assholes and they're thriving.
May 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I keep my head down and turn out good work and I just barely made rent this month, but a lady calls a kid the n-word at a playground and she raises a half-million dollars in a week. I don't get the world, and I don't like it. We are surrounded by rotten dogshit assholes and they're thriving.
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I love how the Times tried to give their inane column a schmaltzy sendoff and the top commenter just ethers them into oblivion
May 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I love how the Times tried to give their inane column a schmaltzy sendoff and the top commenter just ethers them into oblivion
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I think crime show tv writers and true crime Podcasters should have a think about how they've equated "due process" with "horrible guilty criminal gets off on a technicality" for decades
Again I cannot emphasize how little sense this makes. The process is literally how you figure out who is a citizen or a legal resident!
This is a shockingly mistaken understanding of due process by Stephen Miller. It is likely this misunderstanding that is informing the President’s misunderstanding.
May 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think crime show tv writers and true crime Podcasters should have a think about how they've equated "due process" with "horrible guilty criminal gets off on a technicality" for decades
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It's final paper season.
May 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's final paper season.
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Agree totally with this @sebastianpayne.bsky.social take on declining social cohesion. The anarchist-minded people who think it's bad to punish petty crimes like shoplifting, fare evasion etc don't appreciate how that moves everybody else to the right. www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
May 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Agree totally with this @sebastianpayne.bsky.social take on declining social cohesion. The anarchist-minded people who think it's bad to punish petty crimes like shoplifting, fare evasion etc don't appreciate how that moves everybody else to the right. www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
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These cases will never survive federal courts overseen by federal judges...which means at some point I'm pretty sure they're going to resort to military tribunals or kangaroo courts in soccer stadiums
Bondi declares war on the courts: "What has happened to our judiciary is beyond me ... they are deranged ... we are sending a very strong message today ... we will come after you and we will prosecute you. We will find you."
April 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
These cases will never survive federal courts overseen by federal judges...which means at some point I'm pretty sure they're going to resort to military tribunals or kangaroo courts in soccer stadiums
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Guys, fascism is not a trick to make rich people richer. Radical reactionary populism is a real thing. People REALLY DO get self-destructively radicalized around social resentments, punishing marginalized groups for the psychic reward of seeing them suffer and feeling dominant.
April 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Guys, fascism is not a trick to make rich people richer. Radical reactionary populism is a real thing. People REALLY DO get self-destructively radicalized around social resentments, punishing marginalized groups for the psychic reward of seeing them suffer and feeling dominant.
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Yea, this is true. Treating any ism as a trick the rich pull ignores that they believe it, too. Elites were phrenologists, it wasn't a backwoods tradition.
Guys, fascism is not a trick to make rich people richer. Radical reactionary populism is a real thing. People REALLY DO get self-destructively radicalized around social resentments, punishing marginalized groups for the psychic reward of seeing them suffer and feeling dominant.
April 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Yea, this is true. Treating any ism as a trick the rich pull ignores that they believe it, too. Elites were phrenologists, it wasn't a backwoods tradition.
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It is essential for the rule of law that everyone involved in this end up in prison. Nothing else is a sufficient deterrent against the intentional, repeated abuse of government power to systematically deny fundamental rights.
Gritting my teeth and watching the clock as DOJ misses its daily 5 p.m. ET deadline for giving Judge Xinis an update in the Abrego Garcia case ...
15 minutes late so far ...
15 minutes late so far ...
April 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It is essential for the rule of law that everyone involved in this end up in prison. Nothing else is a sufficient deterrent against the intentional, repeated abuse of government power to systematically deny fundamental rights.
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The judicial branch as a check on the executive branch fell today.
The courts are dead.
Trump openly defied the nation's highest court with the full support of the congressional majority.
For now, it's all over. He has free reign. We're now living in a dictatorship.
The courts are dead.
Trump openly defied the nation's highest court with the full support of the congressional majority.
For now, it's all over. He has free reign. We're now living in a dictatorship.
April 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The judicial branch as a check on the executive branch fell today.
The courts are dead.
Trump openly defied the nation's highest court with the full support of the congressional majority.
For now, it's all over. He has free reign. We're now living in a dictatorship.
The courts are dead.
Trump openly defied the nation's highest court with the full support of the congressional majority.
For now, it's all over. He has free reign. We're now living in a dictatorship.
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lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account
April 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account
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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
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Among the (many) costs of our entire national news media being populated by the same incestuous group of ivy grads: this whole "Trump is the true voice of the herrenvolk" attitude they take is a direct result of none of them having ever met a real person before.
April 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Among the (many) costs of our entire national news media being populated by the same incestuous group of ivy grads: this whole "Trump is the true voice of the herrenvolk" attitude they take is a direct result of none of them having ever met a real person before.
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you do NOT need groceries
you do NOT need clothing
you do NOT need a car
you want them (blah blah)
you do NOT need clothing
you do NOT need a car
you want them (blah blah)
April 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
you do NOT need groceries
you do NOT need clothing
you do NOT need a car
you want them (blah blah)
you do NOT need clothing
you do NOT need a car
you want them (blah blah)
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"You want them, but you can't get them anymore" is a real winner of a slogan
April 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"You want them, but you can't get them anymore" is a real winner of a slogan
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People went insane from doordash pricing alone how do they think they will successfully avert that with literally every consumer good in the country?
April 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
People went insane from doordash pricing alone how do they think they will successfully avert that with literally every consumer good in the country?
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every r/conservative post is like a mass grave. you go to expand entire trees of comments and find that they're deleted
April 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
every r/conservative post is like a mass grave. you go to expand entire trees of comments and find that they're deleted