I am Patrick's Sports Angst
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Senior Engineering Director. Sometimes I talk about making software for government.
Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.
Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.
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Go and make all the Jaden Happy memes your heart desires and post them
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That's a goddamned balogna bag
I had to do it to ‘em
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 AM
That's a goddamned balogna bag
Reminder that you can come try and beat me at board games tomorrow at 2dcon I'm Bloomington if you need a break from chasing ICE
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January 31, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Reminder that you can come try and beat me at board games tomorrow at 2dcon I'm Bloomington if you need a break from chasing ICE
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A great day to be a Gopher fan.
#3 Gopher Women's Hockey upsets #1 Wisconsin 3-2 in OT
Gopher men's hockey upsets #7/8 Wisconsin 4-1
Gopher Wrestling upsets #4 Iowa in Iowa City 21-16.
SKI-U-MAH and BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!
#3 Gopher Women's Hockey upsets #1 Wisconsin 3-2 in OT
Gopher men's hockey upsets #7/8 Wisconsin 4-1
Gopher Wrestling upsets #4 Iowa in Iowa City 21-16.
SKI-U-MAH and BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 AM
A great day to be a Gopher fan.
#3 Gopher Women's Hockey upsets #1 Wisconsin 3-2 in OT
Gopher men's hockey upsets #7/8 Wisconsin 4-1
Gopher Wrestling upsets #4 Iowa in Iowa City 21-16.
SKI-U-MAH and BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!
#3 Gopher Women's Hockey upsets #1 Wisconsin 3-2 in OT
Gopher men's hockey upsets #7/8 Wisconsin 4-1
Gopher Wrestling upsets #4 Iowa in Iowa City 21-16.
SKI-U-MAH and BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!
WHO HATES IOWA!?
A great day to be a Gopher fan.
#3 Gopher Women's Hockey upsets #1 Wisconsin 3-2 in OT
Gopher men's hockey upsets #7/8 Wisconsin 4-1
Gopher Wrestling upsets #4 Iowa in Iowa City 21-16.
SKI-U-MAH and BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!
#3 Gopher Women's Hockey upsets #1 Wisconsin 3-2 in OT
Gopher men's hockey upsets #7/8 Wisconsin 4-1
Gopher Wrestling upsets #4 Iowa in Iowa City 21-16.
SKI-U-MAH and BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 AM
WHO HATES IOWA!?
The final boss scene is a RZA track?
a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched surrounded by glowing lines
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January 31, 2026 at 5:59 AM
The final boss scene is a RZA track?
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we're being ruled by a dying pedophile with dementia because another pedophile collected all the scientists and nazis he could into one big network and then died, leaving them rudderless
Jeffrey Epstein sent a link to the white nationalist podcast The Right Stuff, whose core hosts played an active role in the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally. He did so in February 2016. Before TRS made national news, really.
Genuinely bizarre.
Genuinely bizarre.
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
we're being ruled by a dying pedophile with dementia because another pedophile collected all the scientists and nazis he could into one big network and then died, leaving them rudderless
You all need to watch Wrecking Crew if you love dumb action movies
Silliest action scenes and fantastic in betweens
Silliest action scenes and fantastic in betweens
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 AM
You all need to watch Wrecking Crew if you love dumb action movies
Silliest action scenes and fantastic in betweens
Silliest action scenes and fantastic in betweens
Aight, shut it down. We're done for the night
I searched the files for GamerGate and got like 10 hits and immediately closed the tab
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Aight, shut it down. We're done for the night
When you're watching a movie that you like and realize there I still an hour left
a man on a boat with the words knicks yessirr written on the bottom
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January 31, 2026 at 5:19 AM
When you're watching a movie that you like and realize there I still an hour left
It fuckin wimdy city baby
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 AM
It fuckin wimdy city baby
Wrecking Crew fucking rocks! The first fight scene
Hoooooo
Hoooooo
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Wrecking Crew fucking rocks! The first fight scene
Hoooooo
Hoooooo
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I don't feel so bad about the other night now
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I don't feel so bad about the other night now
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Many such cases
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Many such cases
Vacillating between cracking some coors lights or not based on this 9 mile run tomorrow.
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Vacillating between cracking some coors lights or not based on this 9 mile run tomorrow.
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Fantastic sign, Minnesota
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Fantastic sign, Minnesota
Press as a verb here is some dipshit ass English
One of the "overt acts" of the conspiracy was Don Lemon and Georgia Fort interviewing the pastor of the church:
January 30, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Press as a verb here is some dipshit ass English
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....yea if good people could stop dying and bad people could start dying instead that would be great.
a man with a beard says " personally " in front of a younger tv logo
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January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
....yea if good people could stop dying and bad people could start dying instead that would be great.
If those docs with yellow highlighter are real we really gotta ask a lot of fucking questions about a lot of fucking people
It's crazy how the president is a pedophile and everyone knows it
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
If those docs with yellow highlighter are real we really gotta ask a lot of fucking questions about a lot of fucking people
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Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
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you, yes you, are not qualified to give opsec advice to people whom you do not have a threat model for nor even remotely know personally
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
you, yes you, are not qualified to give opsec advice to people whom you do not have a threat model for nor even remotely know personally
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Republicans have advanced a bill to pack Utah’s Supreme Court in response to its rulings against their congressional gerrymander.
It fits into a wider pattern of Republican court-packing: Arizona’s and Georgia’s GOP did it in 2016, and North Carolina’s GOP tried it in 2018 but was blocked by voters
It fits into a wider pattern of Republican court-packing: Arizona’s and Georgia’s GOP did it in 2016, and North Carolina’s GOP tried it in 2018 but was blocked by voters
The Utah Senate has passed a bill that would expand the state supreme court by 2 seats (to be filled by the GOP governor).
This comes as local conservatives are angry about judicial decisions in Utah, inc. one that safeguarded direct democracy in 2024 & one that struck down their gerrymander.
This comes as local conservatives are angry about judicial decisions in Utah, inc. one that safeguarded direct democracy in 2024 & one that struck down their gerrymander.
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Republicans have advanced a bill to pack Utah’s Supreme Court in response to its rulings against their congressional gerrymander.
It fits into a wider pattern of Republican court-packing: Arizona’s and Georgia’s GOP did it in 2016, and North Carolina’s GOP tried it in 2018 but was blocked by voters
It fits into a wider pattern of Republican court-packing: Arizona’s and Georgia’s GOP did it in 2016, and North Carolina’s GOP tried it in 2018 but was blocked by voters
The replies to each of these skeeta are filled with insane people
ICE should switch to “we’re actually wearing masks to prevent the spread of long COVID” and instantly watch the opposition collapse into vicious factional infighting
Will Stancil is a covid denier and a fascist
wear a fucking mask
wear a fucking mask
January 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The replies to each of these skeeta are filled with insane people
I am so mad I'm not at first Ave rn man
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I am so mad I'm not at first Ave rn man
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I’m never going to shut up about being in the room for a bunch of Scandinavians screaming “NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLDJA” like their lives depended on it.
Also my voice is gone.
Also my voice is gone.
January 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I’m never going to shut up about being in the room for a bunch of Scandinavians screaming “NOW YOU DO WHAT THEY TOLDJA” like their lives depended on it.
Also my voice is gone.
Also my voice is gone.