I am Patrick's Sports Angst
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Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.
Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
You all make it to Eugene yet?
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You all make it to Eugene yet?
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Ate at a Thai/Jewish fusion food truck named L'Thaim and it was fantastic. Curry latkes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ate at a Thai/Jewish fusion food truck named L'Thaim and it was fantastic. Curry latkes.
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This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
Ate at a Thai/Jewish fusion food truck named L'Thaim and it was fantastic. Curry latkes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This should be on a plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty.
Eggs Benedict Oregon style
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Eggs Benedict Oregon style
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Lemme tell you. If I’m a Dem candidate, especially one that could look a lil too squeaky clean to voters, some onlyfans follows are gonna be a feature not a bug.
Not saying it’s good or bad but that’s masculinity politics 101. He’s a Regular Guy (TM)!
Not saying it’s good or bad but that’s masculinity politics 101. He’s a Regular Guy (TM)!
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
James Talarico shuts down OnlyFans controversy with perfect response
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Lemme tell you. If I’m a Dem candidate, especially one that could look a lil too squeaky clean to voters, some onlyfans follows are gonna be a feature not a bug.
Not saying it’s good or bad but that’s masculinity politics 101. He’s a Regular Guy (TM)!
Not saying it’s good or bad but that’s masculinity politics 101. He’s a Regular Guy (TM)!
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Mafia governance in action
"the only offer on the table was that I needed to resign by 5pm that day or the DOJ would basically rain hell on UVA... If I did not resign that day, I was told that the DOJ would extract/block hundreds of millions of dollars from UVA before they would even negotiate."
"the only offer on the table was that I needed to resign by 5pm that day or the DOJ would basically rain hell on UVA... If I did not resign that day, I was told that the DOJ would extract/block hundreds of millions of dollars from UVA before they would even negotiate."
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Mafia governance in action
"the only offer on the table was that I needed to resign by 5pm that day or the DOJ would basically rain hell on UVA... If I did not resign that day, I was told that the DOJ would extract/block hundreds of millions of dollars from UVA before they would even negotiate."
"the only offer on the table was that I needed to resign by 5pm that day or the DOJ would basically rain hell on UVA... If I did not resign that day, I was told that the DOJ would extract/block hundreds of millions of dollars from UVA before they would even negotiate."
Holy shit this is good
Is it still a garage beer if you're in a hotel?
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Holy shit this is good
Is it still a garage beer if you're in a hotel?
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is it still a garage beer if you're in a hotel?
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reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow
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“The president is a pedophile, what does this mean for the election” is the kind of news coverage that will kill us all. Horrible and immoral
Harry Enten: "Nobody is buying what Trump is selling on Epstein. His net approval on it is an absolutely dreadful -39 pts... Far worse than any other major issue.
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“The president is a pedophile, what does this mean for the election” is the kind of news coverage that will kill us all. Horrible and immoral
Yay Portland
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yay Portland
8ts pretty fucked up that this is a horse race situation and peso ring can't even break through to "moral correct to cover this"
We can only see through the lens of elections, now.
We can only see through the lens of elections, now.
Harry Enten: "Nobody is buying what Trump is selling on Epstein. His net approval on it is an absolutely dreadful -39 pts... Far worse than any other major issue.
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
8ts pretty fucked up that this is a horse race situation and peso ring can't even break through to "moral correct to cover this"
We can only see through the lens of elections, now.
We can only see through the lens of elections, now.
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Harry Enten: "Nobody is buying what Trump is selling on Epstein. His net approval on it is an absolutely dreadful -39 pts... Far worse than any other major issue.
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Harry Enten: "Nobody is buying what Trump is selling on Epstein. His net approval on it is an absolutely dreadful -39 pts... Far worse than any other major issue.
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
It isn't improving over time.
Even among the GOP, just 45% (!) approve of the job the Trump admin is doing on the Epstein case."
Still can't get over hoid the new Superman has Lois lane both sidesing her boyfriend, a meta human from another planet that she is sleeping with
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Still can't get over hoid the new Superman has Lois lane both sidesing her boyfriend, a meta human from another planet that she is sleeping with
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Trump's first pick for Attorney General paid money to have sex with a homeless 17-year-old who was trying to save up money for braces
the depravity of these people somehow continues to shock me
the depravity of these people somehow continues to shock me
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Trump's first pick for Attorney General paid money to have sex with a homeless 17-year-old who was trying to save up money for braces
the depravity of these people somehow continues to shock me
the depravity of these people somehow continues to shock me
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Schumer reached out to leading presidential contenders to try and mute criticism of the deal, calling Josh Shapiro, Andy Beshear, JB Pritzker, and Gavin Newsom.
While Schumer voted against it, the eight Dems behind the shutdown deal said the minority leader was aware of their plan. trib.al/lcNlGik
While Schumer voted against it, the eight Dems behind the shutdown deal said the minority leader was aware of their plan. trib.al/lcNlGik
Schumer Begged 2028 Dem Contenders Not to Criticize Shutdown Deal
The Senate minority leader was well aware the shutdown deal would face backlash across the Democratic Party.
trib.al
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Schumer reached out to leading presidential contenders to try and mute criticism of the deal, calling Josh Shapiro, Andy Beshear, JB Pritzker, and Gavin Newsom.
While Schumer voted against it, the eight Dems behind the shutdown deal said the minority leader was aware of their plan. trib.al/lcNlGik
While Schumer voted against it, the eight Dems behind the shutdown deal said the minority leader was aware of their plan. trib.al/lcNlGik
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how about a piece of investigative journalism that accuses a mayoral candidate of fraud based on an application for college he filled out when he was 17 that a neo-Nazi gave the paper because they were racist? you're insulting the intelligence of everyone here to imply this is about standards
I am not defending Landon’s relationship with Epstein. In fact, the NYT didn’t even try to defend it. He left the paper. What I’m saying is that a piece of investigative journalism that exposes a secret, criminal act such as statutory rape requires far more than what is in these emails.
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
how about a piece of investigative journalism that accuses a mayoral candidate of fraud based on an application for college he filled out when he was 17 that a neo-Nazi gave the paper because they were racist? you're insulting the intelligence of everyone here to imply this is about standards
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Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
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Oh, it's gonna happen.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh, it's gonna happen.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Just checkin' the facts!
I just remembered this from Glenn Kessler 3 months ago
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just checkin' the facts!
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Internet friends: Looking like my wife is going to be searching for a new job soon.
Anyone who has a line on work in the Instructional Design field, or anything else for a hard-working, smart, funny, individual with 2 Masters degrees in Education & Business, please reach out!
Anyone who has a line on work in the Instructional Design field, or anything else for a hard-working, smart, funny, individual with 2 Masters degrees in Education & Business, please reach out!
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Internet friends: Looking like my wife is going to be searching for a new job soon.
Anyone who has a line on work in the Instructional Design field, or anything else for a hard-working, smart, funny, individual with 2 Masters degrees in Education & Business, please reach out!
Anyone who has a line on work in the Instructional Design field, or anything else for a hard-working, smart, funny, individual with 2 Masters degrees in Education & Business, please reach out!
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It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's another layer of national degradation and moral decline to see the political media treat child rape like just another horserace issue.
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According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.