I am Patrick's Sports Angst
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Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.
Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.
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Granted, I am drunk, and my team does not represent a threat.
But I had a blast at Oregon tonight.
But I had a blast at Oregon tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Granted, I am drunk, and my team does not represent a threat.
But I had a blast at Oregon tonight.
But I had a blast at Oregon tonight.
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Every time I get a brain MRI scan the doc says “everything looks perfect, see you in three weeks”
so trump just out there getting standard MRI scans as a standard part of the standard multiple annual check ups a president gets in the first ten months
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Every time I get a brain MRI scan the doc says “everything looks perfect, see you in three weeks”
I still expect the gophers to go 8-4 this year
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I still expect the gophers to go 8-4 this year
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Steph dropping 49 with visible gray in his hair, I can't quit this man
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Steph dropping 49 with visible gray in his hair, I can't quit this man
This is way better than jump around
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This is way better than jump around
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Let’s forget about everything else. If you have a chance to come to Eugene, you should do it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Let’s forget about everything else. If you have a chance to come to Eugene, you should do it.
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What a joke.
That was not a touchdown.
That was not a touchdown.
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
What a joke.
That was not a touchdown.
That was not a touchdown.
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Netflix has been killing it recently with the limited series.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Netflix has been killing it recently with the limited series.
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 8-4
record: 8-4
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 8-4
record: 8-4
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This is a *ridiculous* TD run from Oregon's Noah Whittington but he lost the ball crossing the goal line - on review they said he had enough control on recovery to keep it a TD
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This is a *ridiculous* TD run from Oregon's Noah Whittington but he lost the ball crossing the goal line - on review they said he had enough control on recovery to keep it a TD
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The officiating crew tonight is not going to do Minnesota any favors.
That much is abundantly clear.
That much is abundantly clear.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The officiating crew tonight is not going to do Minnesota any favors.
That much is abundantly clear.
That much is abundantly clear.
Fire harbaugh at half
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fire harbaugh at half
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[in the most exhausted voice possible]: It’s time for Minnesota Golden Gophers football.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
[in the most exhausted voice possible]: It’s time for Minnesota Golden Gophers football.
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Drake Lindsey falls down in the pocket on third down and the Gophers go three-and-out on their opening drive.
Another road game. Another no-show.
Another road game. Another no-show.
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Drake Lindsey falls down in the pocket on third down and the Gophers go three-and-out on their opening drive.
Another road game. Another no-show.
Another road game. Another no-show.
Oregon pre game really not impressing. Hoping the football team is sleepwalking as well
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oregon pre game really not impressing. Hoping the football team is sleepwalking as well
Oregon pre game really not impressing. Hoping the football team is sleepwalking as well
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oregon pre game really not impressing. Hoping the football team is sleepwalking as well
Can pj overcome his urge to control the clock and try to win? Fans wait with bated breath
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Can pj overcome his urge to control the clock and try to win? Fans wait with bated breath
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Blake Griffin: "Knicks fans mark it down. This is a pivotal moment in your franchise's future: KAT just figured out he can pass to himself. It is over. It is over!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Blake Griffin: "Knicks fans mark it down. This is a pivotal moment in your franchise's future: KAT just figured out he can pass to himself. It is over. It is over!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Row the dang boat
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Row the dang boat
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The shutdown is over.
YouTube TV, Disney reach deal to restore access to ESPN networks after two-week standoff. www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
YouTube TV, Disney reach deal to restore access to ESPN networks after two-week standoff. www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
YouTube TV, Disney reach deal to restore access to ESPN networks after two-week standoff
The two-week impasse ends in time for fans to tune in for college football Saturday and "Monday Night Football" next week.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The shutdown is over.
YouTube TV, Disney reach deal to restore access to ESPN networks after two-week standoff. www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
YouTube TV, Disney reach deal to restore access to ESPN networks after two-week standoff. www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
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First away game for me since 2014, I missed this
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
First away game for me since 2014, I missed this
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Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
Game day
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Game day