Laissez Les Biff Temps Ruler
@biffthetick.bsky.social
Matt. Wide-Awake. Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Everton, Werder, Brøndby, and beyond. Sports, Steely Dan, The Union Forever.
https://woke-walleye.printify.me/
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With new seasons starting I’m refreshing my sports tattoo commitment.
I will get a tattoo for every one of my teams that wins a top-flight conference/league/national title or domestic/international cup.
I will get a tattoo for every one of my teams that wins a top-flight conference/league/national title or domestic/international cup.
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
Kid waited until AFTER I had laid on his bed to tell me he’d had an accident last night
the man is wearing glasses and a plaid shirt
ALT: the man is wearing glasses and a plaid shirt
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Kid waited until AFTER I had laid on his bed to tell me he’d had an accident last night
Adam Carolla saw Elliot Gould in Oceans 11 and said “Yup that’s the look of the future!”
February 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Adam Carolla saw Elliot Gould in Oceans 11 and said “Yup that’s the look of the future!”
Meanwhile I, an adult male, am spending all my money on Minnesota anti-ICE merch and books. The walking Exception-That-Proves-The-Rule
February 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Meanwhile I, an adult male, am spending all my money on Minnesota anti-ICE merch and books. The walking Exception-That-Proves-The-Rule
Catching up on the Discord servers after a wild 2 weeks by scrolling to the bottom and considering it all read
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Catching up on the Discord servers after a wild 2 weeks by scrolling to the bottom and considering it all read
Reposted by Laissez Les Biff Temps Ruler
It started as a joke but to celebrate and accelerate Woke 2, here’s the “Woke Loves Me, Fish Fear Me” hat (and other stuff), featuring Wilbert the Woke Walleye
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
Woke Walleye
Welcome to Woke Walleye
woke-walleye.printify.me
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
It started as a joke but to celebrate and accelerate Woke 2, here’s the “Woke Loves Me, Fish Fear Me” hat (and other stuff), featuring Wilbert the Woke Walleye
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
Took the 5 year old to open skate this afternoon and for the first time, he skated me into the ice for a full hour. I’m sore and exhausted… this kid could become a Rink Rat yet
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Took the 5 year old to open skate this afternoon and for the first time, he skated me into the ice for a full hour. I’m sore and exhausted… this kid could become a Rink Rat yet
Realize State of Origin is controversial but God it is good to have #AFL to watch again, can’t wait to see how the Bombers will break my heart this season
February 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Realize State of Origin is controversial but God it is good to have #AFL to watch again, can’t wait to see how the Bombers will break my heart this season
Absolutely incredible gifts from my good friend @stepper.bsky.social
Guess I have to write my long overdue “Paul Giel sucked” paper now! #Gophers
Guess I have to write my long overdue “Paul Giel sucked” paper now! #Gophers
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Absolutely incredible gifts from my good friend @stepper.bsky.social
Guess I have to write my long overdue “Paul Giel sucked” paper now! #Gophers
Guess I have to write my long overdue “Paul Giel sucked” paper now! #Gophers
Reposted by Laissez Les Biff Temps Ruler
😭😭😭 a community member just handed this off to a patroller in our neighborhood
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
😭😭😭 a community member just handed this off to a patroller in our neighborhood
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It started as a joke but to celebrate and accelerate Woke 2, here’s the “Woke Loves Me, Fish Fear Me” hat (and other stuff), featuring Wilbert the Woke Walleye
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
Woke Walleye
Welcome to Woke Walleye
woke-walleye.printify.me
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
It started as a joke but to celebrate and accelerate Woke 2, here’s the “Woke Loves Me, Fish Fear Me” hat (and other stuff), featuring Wilbert the Woke Walleye
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
*whispers*
(Dire Straits was the greatest band of the late 70s/early 80s…Brothers in Arms is my favorite song of the 80s)
(Dire Straits was the greatest band of the late 70s/early 80s…Brothers in Arms is my favorite song of the 80s)
I love how growing up in the 90s the general consensus was that 80s music sucked and I’m sorry but Prince, Petty, Mark Knopfler, Phil Collins, Sting, George Michael, that was the decade of dorky lead guys who punched way above their weight class
February 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
*whispers*
(Dire Straits was the greatest band of the late 70s/early 80s…Brothers in Arms is my favorite song of the 80s)
(Dire Straits was the greatest band of the late 70s/early 80s…Brothers in Arms is my favorite song of the 80s)
Had a 1:1 kick-about with the 5 year old today, beat him 5-0. It’s like he’s never played a 43 year old before.
February 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Had a 1:1 kick-about with the 5 year old today, beat him 5-0. It’s like he’s never played a 43 year old before.
Getting around to watching Ireland vs Italy in the Six Nations:
February 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Getting around to watching Ireland vs Italy in the Six Nations:
A few weeks ago I made a joke about celebrating Woke 2 with a “Woke Loves Me, Fish Fear Me” hat. Several people said I should make it so I did!
All proceeds will go to the Hope At Home Fund for rent relief and eviction-prevention in SE Minnesota.
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds will go to the Hope At Home Fund for rent relief and eviction-prevention in SE Minnesota.
woke-walleye.printify.me
Woke Walleye
Welcome to Woke Walleye
woke-walleye.printify.me
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
A few weeks ago I made a joke about celebrating Woke 2 with a “Woke Loves Me, Fish Fear Me” hat. Several people said I should make it so I did!
All proceeds will go to the Hope At Home Fund for rent relief and eviction-prevention in SE Minnesota.
woke-walleye.printify.me
All proceeds will go to the Hope At Home Fund for rent relief and eviction-prevention in SE Minnesota.
woke-walleye.printify.me
This is me.
But in fairness the @mnaurorafc.bsky.social scarf might be the nicest, warmest, softest scarf I have ever owned
But in fairness the @mnaurorafc.bsky.social scarf might be the nicest, warmest, softest scarf I have ever owned
Buying a bunch of apparel and stuff for my house because I love my community and Minnesota and absolutely fucking hate ICE.
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
This is me.
But in fairness the @mnaurorafc.bsky.social scarf might be the nicest, warmest, softest scarf I have ever owned
But in fairness the @mnaurorafc.bsky.social scarf might be the nicest, warmest, softest scarf I have ever owned
Motzko raus
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Motzko raus
My wife and kid qualify for Canadian citizenship!!! Yay!!!
Think I'm gonna fuck around and get Canadian citizenship thanks to my great-grandfather.
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
My wife and kid qualify for Canadian citizenship!!! Yay!!!
See you on the other side
February 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
See you on the other side
Rewatches of Ireland vs Italy in 6 Nations and Victoria vs Western Australia State of Origin somewhere this weekend. Might save State of Origin for tomorrow because @stepper.bsky.social is visiting
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Tom Homan: "I'm not going to sit here and say anybody did anything wrong and that, you know, they were, you know, unprofessional."
Today at Homewood Suites in New Brighton, MN:
Today at Homewood Suites in New Brighton, MN:
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Tom Homan: "I'm not going to sit here and say anybody did anything wrong and that, you know, they were, you know, unprofessional."
Today at Homewood Suites in New Brighton, MN:
Today at Homewood Suites in New Brighton, MN:
I’m sorry but if the past several months have taught us anything it’s that people standing up and saying “No fuck you, that’s not how it works” takes the wind right out.
“American democracy has like 9 months left” is hystericism at best, demoralizing defeatism at worst.
“American democracy has like 9 months left” is hystericism at best, demoralizing defeatism at worst.
This may be the most dangerous development of all. It will give Trump fake legal pretext to reject Nov election results. American democracy has like 9 months left.
Trump says he will issue executive order to get voter-ID requirements before midterms www.cnbc.com/2026/02/13/t...
Trump says he will issue executive order to get voter-ID requirements before midterms www.cnbc.com/2026/02/13/t...
Trump says he will issue executive order to get voter-ID requirements before midterms
President Donald Trump proclaims that he will find a way to implement national voter-ID requirements by November's elections.
www.cnbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I’m sorry but if the past several months have taught us anything it’s that people standing up and saying “No fuck you, that’s not how it works” takes the wind right out.
“American democracy has like 9 months left” is hystericism at best, demoralizing defeatism at worst.
“American democracy has like 9 months left” is hystericism at best, demoralizing defeatism at worst.