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Laissez Les Biff Temps Ruler
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Matt. Wide-Awake. Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Everton, Werder, Brøndby, and beyond. Sports, Steely Dan, The Union Forever.

https://woke-walleye.printify.me/

LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/tm2s
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With new seasons starting I’m refreshing my sports tattoo commitment.

I will get a tattoo for every one of my teams that wins a top-flight conference/league/national title or domestic/international cup.
ICE is terrorizing and killing innocent people all over the place and they want to do more of it. There is no future where this org can be allowed to survive.
February 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
#GoDons

(I haven’t read it yet I’m jus excited for #AFL)
Unhappy Essendon seasons tend to each be unhappy in their own way.

2025 was wrecked by injuries and the captain trying to leave.

But destruction can be the beginning of creation.

My 2026 Essendon season preview: www.onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-s...
2026 AFL Season Previews: Essendon
Lots of pain – how much gain?
www.onepercenters.net.au
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Finally watched the new Muppets last night and that was some good stuff. Hope we get a full season. Sabrina Carpenter was an excellent first host.
February 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Babe Ruth hit 149 home runs after Robert Duvall was born.
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Let’s not forget Robert Duvall’s very first film role: Boo Radley in “To Kill A Mockingbird”
a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a window in a room .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a window in a room .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Live view of my first full season as a #Werder supporter:
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Such is the pull of baseball for me that even knowing the Twins will probably be frustrating this year, this image and the smells and sounds my brain places over it fills me with hope.
Baseball is good.
February 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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I was at a campaign event yesterday & a politician friend made this very important point to me: we can talk about all the different MN elections in Nov, but none of them is as close and crucial to fighting fascism than reelecting Keith Ellison
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Part of my theory of change is to share the words white men need to hear, spoken by white men. This is because creating defections is crucial to stopping authoritarianism and democratic backsliding. This is because almost everyone else is already off the Trump train.
"I never want to see a child ever run away from our own government ever again"
Notes on changing brains. And Brians.
www.thefarce.org
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
February 16, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Kid waited until AFTER I had laid on his bed to tell me he’d had an accident last night
the man is wearing glasses and a plaid shirt
ALT: the man is wearing glasses and a plaid shirt
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Adam Carolla saw Elliot Gould in Oceans 11 and said “Yup that’s the look of the future!”
February 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Meanwhile I, an adult male, am spending all my money on Minnesota anti-ICE merch and books. The walking Exception-That-Proves-The-Rule
February 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Catching up on the Discord servers after a wild 2 weeks by scrolling to the bottom and considering it all read
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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It started as a joke but to celebrate and accelerate Woke 2, here’s the “Woke Loves Me, Fish Fear Me” hat (and other stuff), featuring Wilbert the Woke Walleye

woke-walleye.printify.me

All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
Woke Walleye
Welcome to Woke Walleye
woke-walleye.printify.me
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Took the 5 year old to open skate this afternoon and for the first time, he skated me into the ice for a full hour. I’m sore and exhausted… this kid could become a Rink Rat yet
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Realize State of Origin is controversial but God it is good to have #AFL to watch again, can’t wait to see how the Bombers will break my heart this season
February 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Absolutely incredible gifts from my good friend @stepper.bsky.social

Guess I have to write my long overdue “Paul Giel sucked” paper now! #Gophers
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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😭😭😭 a community member just handed this off to a patroller in our neighborhood
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Go #Brøndby beat Viborg #sldk
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It started as a joke but to celebrate and accelerate Woke 2, here’s the “Woke Loves Me, Fish Fear Me” hat (and other stuff), featuring Wilbert the Woke Walleye

woke-walleye.printify.me

All proceeds go to fight evictions through rent relief in SE Minnesota with the Hope At Home Fund
Woke Walleye
Welcome to Woke Walleye
woke-walleye.printify.me
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 PM