Dave's Not Here
@davesn0there.bsky.social
Artist, musician, writer, & part-time mad scientist living in wonderful Chicago. Autodidact, unabashed liberal, sober af since 1/6/2016.
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We Finally Know Why the Chicken Crossed the Road. The Answer Will Shock You
December 16, 2023 at 1:40 AM
We Finally Know Why the Chicken Crossed the Road. The Answer Will Shock You
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A vast, covert Russian influence operation on TikTok involving 12,800 fake accounts spreading disinformation about the war in Ukraine to millions of users in Germany, France, Italy, Poland, Israel and Ukraine, has been uncovered by BBC Verify and @dfrlab.bsky.social.
Ukraine war: How TikTok fakes pushed Russian lies to millions
The BBC uncovers a vast Russia-based network of fake TikTok accounts pushing disinformation about Ukraine.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 16, 2023 at 1:08 AM
A vast, covert Russian influence operation on TikTok involving 12,800 fake accounts spreading disinformation about the war in Ukraine to millions of users in Germany, France, Italy, Poland, Israel and Ukraine, has been uncovered by BBC Verify and @dfrlab.bsky.social.
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this is my lawyer dawg i'm going to pay a 9 figure settlement
December 15, 2023 at 10:27 PM
this is my lawyer dawg i'm going to pay a 9 figure settlement
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Hotel California reviews
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Such a lovely place
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Plenty of room. Excellent check out
⭐☆☆☆☆
Can't leave
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Such a lovely place
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Plenty of room. Excellent check out
⭐☆☆☆☆
Can't leave
October 25, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Hotel California reviews
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Such a lovely place
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Plenty of room. Excellent check out
⭐☆☆☆☆
Can't leave
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Such a lovely place
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Plenty of room. Excellent check out
⭐☆☆☆☆
Can't leave
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Nicholas Cage and John Travolta should go as each other for Halloween.
October 14, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Nicholas Cage and John Travolta should go as each other for Halloween.
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Big deal. This wouldn't even have cracked the top 25 creepiest things I've seen at Goodwill.
September 16, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Big deal. This wouldn't even have cracked the top 25 creepiest things I've seen at Goodwill.
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you say you don’t believe in god but how do you explain tater tots
August 14, 2023 at 11:08 AM
you say you don’t believe in god but how do you explain tater tots
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Gordon Ramsay, screaming at God: you absolute fucking peanut
According to many astronauts, the vacuum of space smells like burnt steak (or at least, things you've just brought inside from vacuum smell like that).
September 16, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Gordon Ramsay, screaming at God: you absolute fucking peanut
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I can never enjoy the opera because the plots are too implausible. I mean, what are the chances that everyone in that village is so good at singing
September 10, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I can never enjoy the opera because the plots are too implausible. I mean, what are the chances that everyone in that village is so good at singing
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Headless mannequins set such unrealistic body image standards for those of us with heads.
September 10, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Headless mannequins set such unrealistic body image standards for those of us with heads.
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okay friends, since covid is really taking off again right now, i thought i would do a thread on how not to give it to the people you live with. covid has been in my house *twice* now without spreading to everyone else. it's *hard work* but it's absolutely worth it. thread:
September 10, 2023 at 2:12 PM
okay friends, since covid is really taking off again right now, i thought i would do a thread on how not to give it to the people you live with. covid has been in my house *twice* now without spreading to everyone else. it's *hard work* but it's absolutely worth it. thread:
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on the one hand i do appreciate that zack took the time to read rufo’s book, interview him, and give as close to a good faith reading of it as possible. on the other hand that is a lot of work to come to the obvious conclusion that rufo is a shameless liar and overall piece of shit
Chris Rufo’s dangerous fictions
The right’s leading culture warrior has invented a leftist takeover of America to justify his very real power grabs.
www.vox.com
September 10, 2023 at 2:28 PM
on the one hand i do appreciate that zack took the time to read rufo’s book, interview him, and give as close to a good faith reading of it as possible. on the other hand that is a lot of work to come to the obvious conclusion that rufo is a shameless liar and overall piece of shit
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Remember these photos when the Republicans try and tell you that they are inevitable, and that they have a majority in this country. Trump went to an Iowa State game tonight and this was the response from the stands. 
September 9, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Remember these photos when the Republicans try and tell you that they are inevitable, and that they have a majority in this country. Trump went to an Iowa State game tonight and this was the response from the stands. 
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It is true. Gaiman's Law...
September 10, 2023 at 3:24 AM
It is true. Gaiman's Law...
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♫ Cruella De Vil
♫ Cruella De Vil
♫ If she doesn't scare you
♫ No evil thing will
♫ Cruella De Vil
♫ If she doesn't scare you
♫ No evil thing will
September 10, 2023 at 3:16 AM
♫ Cruella De Vil
♫ Cruella De Vil
♫ If she doesn't scare you
♫ No evil thing will
♫ Cruella De Vil
♫ If she doesn't scare you
♫ No evil thing will
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me: they are called nuns because chick monks was taken
wife: it’s chipmunks not chick monks
me: *spits coffee* WHAT
wife: it’s chipmunks not chick monks
me: *spits coffee* WHAT
September 9, 2023 at 8:13 PM
me: they are called nuns because chick monks was taken
wife: it’s chipmunks not chick monks
me: *spits coffee* WHAT
wife: it’s chipmunks not chick monks
me: *spits coffee* WHAT
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Formal sex > casual sex, so put on your fuckxedo, baby.
August 6, 2023 at 6:41 AM
Formal sex > casual sex, so put on your fuckxedo, baby.
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YouTuber: If you like what you hear, go ahead and smash that subscribe button.
Hulk: Hulk like to think those days behind him.
Hulk: Hulk like to think those days behind him.
September 4, 2023 at 11:42 AM
YouTuber: If you like what you hear, go ahead and smash that subscribe button.
Hulk: Hulk like to think those days behind him.
Hulk: Hulk like to think those days behind him.
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I’ve been actively circling the drain for a good 15 years now.
September 1, 2023 at 5:33 PM
I’ve been actively circling the drain for a good 15 years now.
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Struggle with sleep? Here are some useful tips:
• Turn your phone off early
• Have a relaxing bath
• Open the window
• Help a raccoon climb through the window so you can watch NetFlix together
• This is a sleepover now
• Make popcorn for the raccoon
• Avoid caffeine
• Turn your phone off early
• Have a relaxing bath
• Open the window
• Help a raccoon climb through the window so you can watch NetFlix together
• This is a sleepover now
• Make popcorn for the raccoon
• Avoid caffeine
July 8, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Struggle with sleep? Here are some useful tips:
• Turn your phone off early
• Have a relaxing bath
• Open the window
• Help a raccoon climb through the window so you can watch NetFlix together
• This is a sleepover now
• Make popcorn for the raccoon
• Avoid caffeine
• Turn your phone off early
• Have a relaxing bath
• Open the window
• Help a raccoon climb through the window so you can watch NetFlix together
• This is a sleepover now
• Make popcorn for the raccoon
• Avoid caffeine
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i wrote all the funny parts of the bible.
September 7, 2023 at 9:17 PM
i wrote all the funny parts of the bible.
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A relationship should be 50/50, they bring me the teeth of my enemies and I turn them into a tree using a curse I learned from old forest gods
August 24, 2023 at 12:55 AM
A relationship should be 50/50, they bring me the teeth of my enemies and I turn them into a tree using a curse I learned from old forest gods