petegriffin
@petegriffin.bsky.social
carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
trump knew the only way to stop bill clinton from macking on your girl is to suck his dick dry.
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
trump knew the only way to stop bill clinton from macking on your girl is to suck his dick dry.
lonely in a target bathroom
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
lonely in a target bathroom
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Amazing things going on out there
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Amazing things going on out there
normally we'd hunt and kill witches for a sky like tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
normally we'd hunt and kill witches for a sky like tonight.
the sky is christmas🎄.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the sky is christmas🎄.
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
trump is in the broadcast booth claiming the redskins would've been up 10.
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
trump is in the broadcast booth claiming the redskins would've been up 10.
ivan helped fix the washer and claims that's how it's supposed to look.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
ivan helped fix the washer and claims that's how it's supposed to look.
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suckin' his dick "rodeo style"
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
suckin' his dick "rodeo style"
67 is just 69 but one is a robot.
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
67 is just 69 but one is a robot.
alone in a mall at 3am
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
alone in a mall at 3am
rooting for chip kelly is always hilarious.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
rooting for chip kelly is always hilarious.
this is a perfect game for people who can't count past ten.
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
this is a perfect game for people who can't count past ten.
watching this game like it's soccer.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
watching this game like it's soccer.
them: jerk off 32 times a month to reduce prostate cancer
me: jerking off 1,000 times a month to cure cancer.
me: jerking off 1,000 times a month to cure cancer.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
them: jerk off 32 times a month to reduce prostate cancer
me: jerking off 1,000 times a month to cure cancer.
me: jerking off 1,000 times a month to cure cancer.
doing dak's "yaaaaa here we gooooo" as i take my dog to the vet to have his swollen, infected anal gland drained.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
doing dak's "yaaaaa here we gooooo" as i take my dog to the vet to have his swollen, infected anal gland drained.
ordering a dumpster for cleanup around the house gets my wife wet.
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
ordering a dumpster for cleanup around the house gets my wife wet.
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Lower the listening end of a stethoscope into your aquarium and mouth the words softly to the end where the heart goes. "I want you to get a second opinion. Doctor Swim Through Holes is not even an x-ray machine"
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Lower the listening end of a stethoscope into your aquarium and mouth the words softly to the end where the heart goes. "I want you to get a second opinion. Doctor Swim Through Holes is not even an x-ray machine"
phillies lost on purpose to serve up revenge on the blue jays for '93.
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
phillies lost on purpose to serve up revenge on the blue jays for '93.
"genitals should act like magnets" -christian scientist
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"genitals should act like magnets" -christian scientist
let's not talk about the base running there
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
let's not talk about the base running there
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[watching Blue Jays v. Dodgers]
go birds
go birds
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
[watching Blue Jays v. Dodgers]
go birds
go birds