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@hunbothered.bsky.social
Chicago Dweller | Please don’t DM me
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If you’re reading this I want the best for you in life. Whether you need closure or peace or strength or health or prosperity or safety or love or understanding or courage or wisdom or forgiveness or whatever it is, I hope you get it.
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If I wake up at 4 AM and my wife sleeps until 10 AM, that's microdosing divorce.
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
If I wake up at 4 AM and my wife sleeps until 10 AM, that's microdosing divorce.
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Have you tried filling your kitchen sink with warm soapy water about it?
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Have you tried filling your kitchen sink with warm soapy water about it?
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I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
December 31, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
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I’m “Blockbuster and relax” years old.
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I’m “Blockbuster and relax” years old.
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White and red wine pairs well with different foods but both pair well with difficult relatives and annoying neighbors.
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
White and red wine pairs well with different foods but both pair well with difficult relatives and annoying neighbors.
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I just remembered the first time I heard of Pete Hegseth www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
Fox host says he 'hasn't washed hands in 10 years'
Harvard and Princeton graduate Pete Hegseth says germs don't exist because he can't see them.
www.bbc.com
March 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I just remembered the first time I heard of Pete Hegseth www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
Just burned 10,000 calories changing the battery in my key fob.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Just burned 10,000 calories changing the battery in my key fob.
Just a reminder to wash your hands. Tis the season, gross people.
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Just a reminder to wash your hands. Tis the season, gross people.
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My favourite thing about the Rainforest Café was when you beat one of their food challenges, you got to fuck a velociraptor.
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
My favourite thing about the Rainforest Café was when you beat one of their food challenges, you got to fuck a velociraptor.
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Just when you think things can’t get worse, they just get awfuller and awfuller.
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just when you think things can’t get worse, they just get awfuller and awfuller.
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I want to be more sexual, I’ve decided to become a Disney adult.
October 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I want to be more sexual, I’ve decided to become a Disney adult.
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My FBI handler just called and said my girlfriend and I are, “really, really gross.”
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My FBI handler just called and said my girlfriend and I are, “really, really gross.”
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You can't satisfy me in bed,
you're not 7 pillows.
you're not 7 pillows.
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You can't satisfy me in bed,
you're not 7 pillows.
you're not 7 pillows.
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People say Bluesky is a futile waste of time, but that’s only if you’re doing it right
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
People say Bluesky is a futile waste of time, but that’s only if you’re doing it right
Pay attention to the music they send you.
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Pay attention to the music they send you.
Please help me wish @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social a happy birthday! Josh, thank you for your friendship, support & incredible wit.
Attached is a @datelinenbc.bsky.social birthday mystery. So put your sound on & listen as the narrator “cracks the case!”
I adore you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
❤️🎉🎂
Attached is a @datelinenbc.bsky.social birthday mystery. So put your sound on & listen as the narrator “cracks the case!”
I adore you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
❤️🎉🎂
August 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Please help me wish @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social a happy birthday! Josh, thank you for your friendship, support & incredible wit.
Attached is a @datelinenbc.bsky.social birthday mystery. So put your sound on & listen as the narrator “cracks the case!”
I adore you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
❤️🎉🎂
Attached is a @datelinenbc.bsky.social birthday mystery. So put your sound on & listen as the narrator “cracks the case!”
I adore you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
❤️🎉🎂
Men get constant shit for not being able to find the clit, meanwhile women are out there barely putting the tip in their mouth, or slob knobbing and twisting the whole thing like a piece of clay on a potters wheel.
July 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Men get constant shit for not being able to find the clit, meanwhile women are out there barely putting the tip in their mouth, or slob knobbing and twisting the whole thing like a piece of clay on a potters wheel.
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I wonder if anyone, anywhere, at any time, has said, “Oh fuck yeah, Geoff, I just came.”
July 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I wonder if anyone, anywhere, at any time, has said, “Oh fuck yeah, Geoff, I just came.”
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Dear loud sneezers,
Calm the fuck down.
Sincerely,
Everyone
Calm the fuck down.
Sincerely,
Everyone
May 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Dear loud sneezers,
Calm the fuck down.
Sincerely,
Everyone
Calm the fuck down.
Sincerely,
Everyone
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Wishing the happiest of #Dateline birthdays to the spectacular @hunbothered.bsky.social ❤️🎂
Bluesky
hunbothered.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wishing the happiest of #Dateline birthdays to the spectacular @hunbothered.bsky.social ❤️🎂
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You will be SHOCKED to learn that this somehow didn’t work. www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ju...
Florida woman tried taking turtles on a plane via her bra, TSA says
A Florida woman flying out of Miami recently tried taking turtles past a TSA checkpoint by hiding them in her bra. She didn’t succeed.
www.washingtontimes.com
July 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You will be SHOCKED to learn that this somehow didn’t work. www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/ju...
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Turning on post notifications for some people is how I turn mild fondness into deep regret.
July 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Turning on post notifications for some people is how I turn mild fondness into deep regret.
When my Xanax kicks in and I’m convinced I can still do a cartwheel and should probably show off my skills to everyone at this BBQ.
July 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When my Xanax kicks in and I’m convinced I can still do a cartwheel and should probably show off my skills to everyone at this BBQ.