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Daughk
@daughk.bsky.social
Unpublished author, basin dweller, self-taught bystander,
It's full of stars.
Have you tried fucking your butthole about it?
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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New day before Thanksgiving tradition: drop a couple of tabs and listen to Dead bootlegs all day. Then, during Thanksgiving dinner, describe in detail what you experienced to your square, possibly maga, relatives (making a mashed potato sculpture while doing this is recommended but optional).
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Borys Michalik, Polish (1969-2018), Mirage, oil on canvas, 89 x 118 cm, private collection
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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When I die I want to come back as a lil bug that flitters just on the edge of your peripheral vision
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In groan toenail
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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they only hate beards because they're babies who haven't developed sufficient object permanence to be sure your chin is still there and it freaks them out
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘚𝘭𝘢𝘳 2𝘌 (𝘐𝘯 𝘈 𝘔𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘺)
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭
𝘼𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣: 𝘕𝘰𝘯-𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥
𝙍𝙤𝙡𝙚: 𝘌𝘕𝘎𝘐𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘙

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲!
Learn more at trekcc.org
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Next year I will be celebrating just one holiday that I am calling Hallowthanksmas. We will dress up in costumes, eat turkey and gravy, and exchange gifts all in one day.
November 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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I replaced the seat in my car with a toilet. You can’t imagine the freedom I feel when I’m flying down the highway, taking a shit.
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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The man slowly rocked in his chair, the ancient porch wood creaking beneath his weight. He chewed on a piece of hay, then drew it from his lips to spit into the front yard dust. “Fuck them northern lights,” he muttered.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Goon a movie

Goon With The Wind
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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pronouncimg Bugonia the way an Australian pronounces "good on ya"
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Cheez-Its Fucking Christ
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Peacock become sluggish, or do I need a new router?
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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CHUCK Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Eager and Evans had it wrong. We won't be taking pills to tell us what to think, do, or say. We'll be taking gummy bears.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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bf didn’t notice 😝
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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They should invent a pedicure where absolutely no one touches your feet
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Today’s dilemma- which do I want to do less: talk to someone at the car wash, or wash the car myself.
Decisions, decisions..
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Went to the smoke shop and paid with cash, like a cringe boomer. Fuck all y'all.
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Never skip peg day
never skip beg day

please?
never skip greg day
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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elmer fudd buying super bowl tickets because he heard the halftime show is wascally wabbit
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Eating pills for dinner, pharm to table.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM