dasKroop
@daskroop.bsky.social
drummer for Talking to Walls. All around great guy.
Over here now.
Over here now.
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
August 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's after midnight Eastern time which means it's the one day of the year you can rummage around inside the turkey and pull the neck out and show everyone and say they left the turkey's dick in there
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Happy Thanksgiving, America
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, America
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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liberal: it's awful when palestinian children are slaughtered [minutes go by] I've been fired
conservative: it's great to be here at the annual meeting of the Adolf Hitler Fan Club, I've prepared some jokes
[two years elapse] with the benefit of age and wisdom, I now repudiate my callow remarks
conservative: it's great to be here at the annual meeting of the Adolf Hitler Fan Club, I've prepared some jokes
[two years elapse] with the benefit of age and wisdom, I now repudiate my callow remarks
October 23, 2023 at 11:50 PM
liberal: it's awful when palestinian children are slaughtered [minutes go by] I've been fired
conservative: it's great to be here at the annual meeting of the Adolf Hitler Fan Club, I've prepared some jokes
[two years elapse] with the benefit of age and wisdom, I now repudiate my callow remarks
conservative: it's great to be here at the annual meeting of the Adolf Hitler Fan Club, I've prepared some jokes
[two years elapse] with the benefit of age and wisdom, I now repudiate my callow remarks
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the pumpkin itself is not smiling. it’s the face you’ve carved into it that grins. something to remember when they turn on us
October 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
the pumpkin itself is not smiling. it’s the face you’ve carved into it that grins. something to remember when they turn on us
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Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
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and I'm getting kinda horny
I'm getting kinda sad
Where can I find a woman
Like the one that Jessie's had
He is a friend I value
Should be good for his sake
But seeing her with Jessie
Makes me really wish I
Had girl
Had girl
I'm getting kinda sad
Where can I find a woman
Like the one that Jessie's had
He is a friend I value
Should be good for his sake
But seeing her with Jessie
Makes me really wish I
Had girl
Had girl
October 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
and I'm getting kinda horny
I'm getting kinda sad
Where can I find a woman
Like the one that Jessie's had
He is a friend I value
Should be good for his sake
But seeing her with Jessie
Makes me really wish I
Had girl
Had girl
I'm getting kinda sad
Where can I find a woman
Like the one that Jessie's had
He is a friend I value
Should be good for his sake
But seeing her with Jessie
Makes me really wish I
Had girl
Had girl
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*beastie boys*
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
*beastie boys*
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
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really funny to say this when a month ago you were banning people making charlie kirk jokes
Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.
October 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
really funny to say this when a month ago you were banning people making charlie kirk jokes
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Did they just use the expression on his face, that’s how I did it
The Independent has identified Eric Lendrum as the DHS PR officer responsible for a relentless flood of social media posts on DHS pages using Nazis memes, slogans and images. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
DHS speechwriter linked to hateful social accounts
‘They are not migrants. They are not ‘undocumented.’ They are an invading army. The largest invasion in American history,’ DHS speechwriter writes on X
www.independent.co.uk
August 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Did they just use the expression on his face, that’s how I did it
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is genuinely the news every day
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Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater
June 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater
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Conservative administrations exist to put public property into private hands. It's their overwhelming motivation: that people should own nothing, and everything is rent-seeking.
My god. 6 MILLION acres of public lands in Oregon, including the vast majority of our national forests, will be sold in a fire sale if the MAGA budget passes.
June 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Conservative administrations exist to put public property into private hands. It's their overwhelming motivation: that people should own nothing, and everything is rent-seeking.
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The through line between the Musk shadow presidency and the Miller shadow presidency is that the entire term so far has been an effort to act as if the things that dumb people believe about US government are actually true and make policy accordingly
June 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The through line between the Musk shadow presidency and the Miller shadow presidency is that the entire term so far has been an effort to act as if the things that dumb people believe about US government are actually true and make policy accordingly
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Elon: Path of Exile 2 asks the question, do we exile the path or does the path exile us? That mystery is what drove me to become the world’s greatest player
Stephen Miller’s Wife: (deeply enamored) I love how some of your hair is real
Stephen Miller’s Wife: (deeply enamored) I love how some of your hair is real
June 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Elon: Path of Exile 2 asks the question, do we exile the path or does the path exile us? That mystery is what drove me to become the world’s greatest player
Stephen Miller’s Wife: (deeply enamored) I love how some of your hair is real
Stephen Miller’s Wife: (deeply enamored) I love how some of your hair is real
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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
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Put it on a T-shirt to answer any questions
June 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Put it on a T-shirt to answer any questions
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