Cmdr. Overbite
@cmdroverbite.bsky.social
As long as I live under the capitalistic system, I expect to have my life influenced by the demands of moneyed people. But I will be damned if I propose to be at the beck and call of every itinerant scoundrel who has two cents to invest in a postage stamp.
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The film “Mean Girls” based on the musical “Mean Girls” based on the experimental short story “Mean Girls” based on the jazz-dance performance “Mean Girls” based on the abortive Lin-Manuel Miranda-produced “Mean Girlz Mixtape” based on
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We are two days away from the true Metra happy hour: on New Year’s Eve, trains that arrive or depart downtown after 6pm are free but alcohol is prohibited after 7pm, so from 6-7pm you can drink a beer (BYOB) and ride Metra for free
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We are two days away from the true Metra happy hour: on New Year’s Eve, trains that arrive or depart downtown after 6pm are free but alcohol is prohibited after 7pm, so from 6-7pm you can drink a beer (BYOB) and ride Metra for free
Reality’s “apocalyptic showdown between unlikely protagonists after a global pandemic” is somewhat different from what Stephen King had foretold
With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
Brigitte Bardot, French screen legend, dies aged 91
December 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reality’s “apocalyptic showdown between unlikely protagonists after a global pandemic” is somewhat different from what Stephen King had foretold
Describe your BSky feed in one image
December 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Describe your BSky feed in one image
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it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
Exciting new frontiers in the field of Making Up A Guy
Glenn Beck Posts Utterly Bizarre Sit-Down Interview With George Washington AI Bot
Glenn Beck on Saturday revealed he's leveraged the power of artificial intelligence to interview the first President of the United States.
www.yahoo.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Exciting new frontiers in the field of Making Up A Guy
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I know it's all just bullying.....but hypothetically, if the Kennedy Center were in any way, shape or form setting things up so that the cancellation of a single free jazz concert in a 500-seater can cause them a million dollars in damages, they are fucking things up on an unimaginable level
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I know it's all just bullying.....but hypothetically, if the Kennedy Center were in any way, shape or form setting things up so that the cancellation of a single free jazz concert in a 500-seater can cause them a million dollars in damages, they are fucking things up on an unimaginable level
I would like to reup my take as a proud inhabitant of Illinois’s 9th congressional district that many of y’all are being entirely too weird about our congressional primary and you should probably calm down particularly if you Don’t Even Go Here
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I would like to reup my take as a proud inhabitant of Illinois’s 9th congressional district that many of y’all are being entirely too weird about our congressional primary and you should probably calm down particularly if you Don’t Even Go Here
TRUE LOVE: So I got your feedback about the gifts so far and I want you to know that I heard and understood it
ME: Yeah, lots of birds
TRUE LOVE: Yes, message received. I’m pivoting away from livestock
ME: Oh good
TRUE LOVE: So here you go
ME: Is today’s gift — people?
ME: Yeah, lots of birds
TRUE LOVE: Yes, message received. I’m pivoting away from livestock
ME: Oh good
TRUE LOVE: So here you go
ME: Is today’s gift — people?
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
TRUE LOVE: So I got your feedback about the gifts so far and I want you to know that I heard and understood it
ME: Yeah, lots of birds
TRUE LOVE: Yes, message received. I’m pivoting away from livestock
ME: Oh good
TRUE LOVE: So here you go
ME: Is today’s gift — people?
ME: Yeah, lots of birds
TRUE LOVE: Yes, message received. I’m pivoting away from livestock
ME: Oh good
TRUE LOVE: So here you go
ME: Is today’s gift — people?
I believe it's good to extend sympathy to everyone caught up in the Kafkaesque nightmare that is our current immigration enforcement regime regardless of their specific circumstances...
but
but
An Afrikaner, excited by the President Trump’s public embrace of white South Africans, traveled to the U.S. expecting a warm welcome. Instead, he has spent months locked up in Georgia alongside hundreds of other immigrants.
Trump Invited White South Africans to America. One Ended Up in Detention.
An Afrikaner flew to the United States expecting protection. Instead, he has spent months locked up in Georgia alongside hundreds of other immigrants.
nyti.ms
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I believe it's good to extend sympathy to everyone caught up in the Kafkaesque nightmare that is our current immigration enforcement regime regardless of their specific circumstances...
but
but
daaaaaaaaaaaang
Lou Reed on Frank Zappa, "I think he doesn't like himself very much, and I think he's right."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
daaaaaaaaaaaang
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I was born in April 1805
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was born in April 1805
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
Napoleon was master of Europe
Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him
Oceans were now battlefields
“This ROCK is FULL of FRAGGLES.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“This ROCK is FULL of FRAGGLES.”
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god i’m so sick of these manosphere dweebs. comedians who aren’t funny, martial artists who can’t fight, & illiterate intellectuals! embarrassing!!!
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
god i’m so sick of these manosphere dweebs. comedians who aren’t funny, martial artists who can’t fight, & illiterate intellectuals! embarrassing!!!
(Seizes the Takes Mic with both hands) If you got to the END OF THE OREGON TRAIL and you paid for the TOLL ROAD instead of FLOATING DOWN THE COLUMBIA that is like HOW WE KNOW YOU’RE A COP (dragged away from the Takes Mic by goons)
What is the video game that oozes childhood memories for you? Club Penguin, Neopets, Habbo Hotel, Angry Birds, Runescape, Friv, World of Warcraft, Skylanders.
Something else?
Something else?
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
(Seizes the Takes Mic with both hands) If you got to the END OF THE OREGON TRAIL and you paid for the TOLL ROAD instead of FLOATING DOWN THE COLUMBIA that is like HOW WE KNOW YOU’RE A COP (dragged away from the Takes Mic by goons)
Imagine selling your hotel on the basis of having whatever this unsettlingly large and empty space is supposed to be
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Imagine selling your hotel on the basis of having whatever this unsettlingly large and empty space is supposed to be
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I get the feeling that I could make a post on here saying "witch hunts are bad", and half the replies would be "There's no such thing as witches, dumbass" while the other half would be "Oh so you're okay with our harvest getting cursed, then??"
December 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I get the feeling that I could make a post on here saying "witch hunts are bad", and half the replies would be "There's no such thing as witches, dumbass" while the other half would be "Oh so you're okay with our harvest getting cursed, then??"
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This Bears team is DIFFERENT and on Monday Kevin Warren will announce they are exploring options for a new stadium in Bettendorf, Iowa
i cannot believe they went for a goddamn touchdown
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This Bears team is DIFFERENT and on Monday Kevin Warren will announce they are exploring options for a new stadium in Bettendorf, Iowa
In 2020 the Republicans tried to warn us of the threat of tiny muggers hiding in stockings armed with paring knives but we didn’t listen
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
In 2020 the Republicans tried to warn us of the threat of tiny muggers hiding in stockings armed with paring knives but we didn’t listen
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This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...
Opinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats?
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...
move fast, build not great not terrible
agile designing my nuclear reactors what can go wrong
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
move fast, build not great not terrible
🎶 the best part of wakin' up / is the sweet release of death 🎶
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
🎶 the best part of wakin' up / is the sweet release of death 🎶