Watching Kingdom of Heaven with a first-timer*.
*Also, me. I’m a first-timer.
*Also, me. I’m a first-timer.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Watching Kingdom of Heaven with a first-timer*.
*Also, me. I’m a first-timer.
*Also, me. I’m a first-timer.
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grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
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Bro, we just want the planes to take off and land, on the agreed-upon schedule, can you focus on that?
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Bro, we just want the planes to take off and land, on the agreed-upon schedule, can you focus on that?
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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“Look at those women with their Stanleys and their toddlers and their bullet journals” they will ruin your life buddy
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“Look at those women with their Stanleys and their toddlers and their bullet journals” they will ruin your life buddy
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many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
BREAKING: The US FAA has said thst it is cutting flight capacity by 10% at multiple airports across the USA while the federal government still is shutdown
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
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Cuomo: Look, in the heat of battle you say strident things. But elections aside I remain the reasonable, moderate leader you know.
Reporter: But why are you in blackface?
Cuomo: I will ask my lawyer to respond to that
Lawyer: Mr. Cuomo has….okay could you possibly take your hand off of my vulva
Reporter: But why are you in blackface?
Cuomo: I will ask my lawyer to respond to that
Lawyer: Mr. Cuomo has….okay could you possibly take your hand off of my vulva
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Cuomo: Look, in the heat of battle you say strident things. But elections aside I remain the reasonable, moderate leader you know.
Reporter: But why are you in blackface?
Cuomo: I will ask my lawyer to respond to that
Lawyer: Mr. Cuomo has….okay could you possibly take your hand off of my vulva
Reporter: But why are you in blackface?
Cuomo: I will ask my lawyer to respond to that
Lawyer: Mr. Cuomo has….okay could you possibly take your hand off of my vulva
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So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan:
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan:
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Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped
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say what you like about ole Mike, he knows for a fact that if Trump will not survive walking up a full flight of stairs
Guns? Army Rangers? What a lily-livered pussy. We need SEALs with Carl Gustavs to fire the rounds at their own feet and show that [slur deleted] [slur deleted] [slur deleted] escalator just who's fucking boss! And the entire [slur deleted] [archaic slur deleted] UN!
September 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
say what you like about ole Mike, he knows for a fact that if Trump will not survive walking up a full flight of stairs
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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Kash rallying the troops by trying to do the Tommy Lee Jones "I want a hard target search of every residence, warehouse, henhouse, and outhouse" speech from The Fugitive and he gets a really bad nosebleed halfway through.
September 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Kash rallying the troops by trying to do the Tommy Lee Jones "I want a hard target search of every residence, warehouse, henhouse, and outhouse" speech from The Fugitive and he gets a really bad nosebleed halfway through.
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i'm not entirely convinced that the people begging for gun reform and pleading for less gun violence are the ones who made this country like this
September 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i'm not entirely convinced that the people begging for gun reform and pleading for less gun violence are the ones who made this country like this
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Oh no. Somewhere, @isnotnil.net is shedding a single tear.
The Browser Company, maker of Arc and Dia, is being acquired
The company behind the Dia and Arc browsers is being acquired
$610 million is a pretty big number for a web browser
buff.ly
September 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Oh no. Somewhere, @isnotnil.net is shedding a single tear.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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I am breaking my legendary silence on the most important news story of this moment. I must speak my truth on Alan Dershowitz being awful about pierogis on Martha's Vineyard. defector.com/are-you-awar...
Are You Aware Of The Alan Dershowitz Martha's Vineyard Pierogi Situation? | Defector
It is perhaps unfair to the rest of humanity to slot Alan Dershowitz in as a specific type of guy. He fits into a number of variously rancid cohorts—Inner Circle Jeffrey Epstein Associates; Celebrity ...
defector.com
August 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I am breaking my legendary silence on the most important news story of this moment. I must speak my truth on Alan Dershowitz being awful about pierogis on Martha's Vineyard. defector.com/are-you-awar...
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From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral
August 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral