gerv
@gervs.bsky.social
if this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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they're calling Elon Musk "CSAM Altman" folks,
In our conservative estimate, 41 percent of Grok’s images — or 1.8 million — were sexualized depictions of women. Separately, CCDH analyzed how many were sexualized images across genders and ages. Their findings: an estimated 3 million images, including more than 23,000 of children.
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
they're calling Elon Musk "CSAM Altman" folks,
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GoodFellas is a genre. Many films besides GoodFellas are GoodFellas. Boogie Nights is a GoodFella. Summer of Sam is a GoodFella. Casino, The Wolf of Wall Street, The Irishman: all GoodFellas, obvs. I think you can argue Uncut Gems is a GoodFella. Anora feels like a GoodFella to me.
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
GoodFellas is a genre. Many films besides GoodFellas are GoodFellas. Boogie Nights is a GoodFella. Summer of Sam is a GoodFella. Casino, The Wolf of Wall Street, The Irishman: all GoodFellas, obvs. I think you can argue Uncut Gems is a GoodFella. Anora feels like a GoodFella to me.
It is crazy because this exact logic of following the polls is why everyone fucking hates the Democrats
People are waving around 50/50 polling on abolish ICE and in the same poll Trump’s is like 30 points under water on affordability. It’s not at all crazy for professional politicians to think there’s a bigger advantage in talking about the latter!
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 AM
It is crazy because this exact logic of following the polls is why everyone fucking hates the Democrats
@killthecomputer.com reporting the important news that Modelo is the best beer
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
@killthecomputer.com reporting the important news that Modelo is the best beer
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J.D. Vance’s presence is the surest sign that we are winning.
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
J.D. Vance’s presence is the surest sign that we are winning.
Greenland getting the sports Reddit “X fan coming in peace” posts lmao
January 20, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Greenland getting the sports Reddit “X fan coming in peace” posts lmao
Threaten Thomas Frank with a firing before every match imo
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Threaten Thomas Frank with a firing before every match imo
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Is Hafley just defensive Mike McDaniel
January 19, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Is Hafley just defensive Mike McDaniel
Genius move hiring an unproven first time (NFL) head coach!
The Dolphins have zeroed in on Packers defensive coordinator Jeff Hafley as their new head coach, per me and @tompelissero.bsky.social
The two sides need to do a deal, and they are motivated to do so. One of the most coveted candidates.
A big-time hire for the Dolphins.
The two sides need to do a deal, and they are motivated to do so. One of the most coveted candidates.
A big-time hire for the Dolphins.
January 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Genius move hiring an unproven first time (NFL) head coach!
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brb invading Martinique because I once again did not win the Palme d'Or
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 PM
brb invading Martinique because I once again did not win the Palme d'Or
Demanding a Thomas Frank Saddam edit like I’m J. Jonah Jameson
January 19, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Demanding a Thomas Frank Saddam edit like I’m J. Jonah Jameson
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
This is unfair! That $20 will go to a parasitic consultant who will in turn tell them to give $300B of your tax dollars to ICE to train more guys
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 19, 2026 at 12:25 PM
This is unfair! That $20 will go to a parasitic consultant who will in turn tell them to give $300B of your tax dollars to ICE to train more guys
Going to get Canadian citizenship by descent through my grand grandparents and then immediately become a Quebec nationalist
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Going to get Canadian citizenship by descent through my grand grandparents and then immediately become a Quebec nationalist
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“I am a Christmas Adventurer!”
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
“I am a Christmas Adventurer!”
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My reaction to Jake Lang
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 AM
My reaction to Jake Lang
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tony dokoupil
sips on a bourbon
and ponders the president’s views
“let’s do the news”
dead on arrival
nobody bothered to check with
the Jack Daniel’s brand
the segment is canned
all the whiskey fridays
where do they all come from
all the whiskey fridays
where do they all belong
sips on a bourbon
and ponders the president’s views
“let’s do the news”
dead on arrival
nobody bothered to check with
the Jack Daniel’s brand
the segment is canned
all the whiskey fridays
where do they all come from
all the whiskey fridays
where do they all belong
January 18, 2026 at 7:18 AM
tony dokoupil
sips on a bourbon
and ponders the president’s views
“let’s do the news”
dead on arrival
nobody bothered to check with
the Jack Daniel’s brand
the segment is canned
all the whiskey fridays
where do they all come from
all the whiskey fridays
where do they all belong
sips on a bourbon
and ponders the president’s views
“let’s do the news”
dead on arrival
nobody bothered to check with
the Jack Daniel’s brand
the segment is canned
all the whiskey fridays
where do they all come from
all the whiskey fridays
where do they all belong
🙋♂️I hate the Bills that much
Who even hates the Bills that much? It is a suffering brought forward out of deep time by the Old Gods, suffering not compassed by any mere human spite or schadenfreude, but immense—implacable—indifferent—and whose meaning is its meaninglessness.
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
🙋♂️I hate the Bills that much
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Bills fans are going to be crying about that interception call to their grandchildren 25 years from now and I fuckin love that
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Bills fans are going to be crying about that interception call to their grandchildren 25 years from now and I fuckin love that
Even funnier to me that Bills complaints might be justified
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Even funnier to me that Bills complaints might be justified