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Joe
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Not a Phantom but definitely a Menace.

Star Wars nerd. Dad. Miami Heat. Ice Cats 🏆🏆. Braves. Dolphins Unfortunately. Lions for Vibes
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Bomani might do 30 mins on this lol
Tre'von Moehrig punched Jauan Jennings directly in the 🥜🥜
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Embarrassing league
The hold they showed on that last Bryce Young pick
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Tonight’s tally:

✅ Heat Win 106-102 🔥
✅ Panthers Win 8-3 😺

Herro shoots well in his return even as the Heat collectively do not in an ugly nail biter over Dallas. Cats score early and often in a thorough rout of Nashville.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
We want 10 @ FL Panthers
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Bam and Ware celebrating together. League on notice.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen I am being told ... The Miami Heat.
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Not my boy Pelle!
Pelle Larsson takes the charge from Paul George, and then the ball falls right on his sensitive place (with replays)

Also on Youtube:
youtu.be/05U2sNysKSQ
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Spent the weekend in Gatlinburg and 3 Bears snuck up on me and my wife at the fire pit last night lol. My wife who rarely curses hit me with the "Oh fuck, Bear" as she swiftly headed around to the front of the cabin lol
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Lindsey Halligan's appointment as interim U.S. attorney invalid and dismissed the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James. Screenshot from order in the latter below:
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Oh and..
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Everyone be sure to do their Thanksgiving Prep and watch The Bear Season 2 Episode 6 "Fishes"
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
JoshAllenTurnadaballova
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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That Texans defense is damn good.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Is the Davis Mills offense better than the CJ Stroud offense or are the Bills just that bad on defense.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I can't boo loud enough. I hate Paramount and CBS
'The Last Ronin' R-rated live-action film is no longer moving forward

(via THR)
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Feel like we are ever only gonna know like 30% of this story.

Unless it was 100% just about the money.
Draymond Green, Steve Kerr, and Curry got more love from Heat players and coaches than Jimmy Butler. Very interesting, but also…
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Zero reason for Bam or Ware to be shooting 3s tonight. Go to the basket.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Right after he threatened every member of the Justice Department I'm sure
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump signs bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I assume this will get the same amount of attention as Jussie Smollet, right?
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Time is a flat circle
For those of you who thought it couldn’t be done
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM