Joe
@heatmando.bsky.social
Not a Phantom but definitely a Menace.
Star Wars nerd. Dad. Miami Heat. Ice Cats 🏆🏆. Braves. Dolphins Unfortunately. Lions for Vibes
Star Wars nerd. Dad. Miami Heat. Ice Cats 🏆🏆. Braves. Dolphins Unfortunately. Lions for Vibes
Pinned
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I understand why Americans would root for the Canadian men's hockey team over their own coutnrymen given (gestures wildly at everything happening in the USA) but have you considered the memes?
February 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I understand why Americans would root for the Canadian men's hockey team over their own coutnrymen given (gestures wildly at everything happening in the USA) but have you considered the memes?
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Jake Walman just woke up in a cold sweat
Marchand ass goal
February 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Jake Walman just woke up in a cold sweat
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The funniest possible thing is to retire for a year and come back the next season at age 43 and wear the jersey #45 and claim he always wanted to do that even before Jordan did
What if this is it for LeBron James?
And what if, contrary to what so many assumed would be the case, he doesn’t take the retirement victory lap and instead heads off into the sunset this summer with little fanfare?
More on what @samamick.bsky.social is hearing: www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...
And what if, contrary to what so many assumed would be the case, he doesn’t take the retirement victory lap and instead heads off into the sunset this summer with little fanfare?
More on what @samamick.bsky.social is hearing: www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...
February 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The funniest possible thing is to retire for a year and come back the next season at age 43 and wear the jersey #45 and claim he always wanted to do that even before Jordan did
That was so smooth by USA ladies just didn't put it in the net
February 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
That was so smooth by USA ladies just didn't put it in the net
Protecting his buddies duh
so genuinely: uh, what was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files, given uh, it's brought down a royal and multiple Euro politicians/
February 19, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Protecting his buddies duh
We are absolutely fucked
SCOOP: DHS strikes $1 billion purchasing agreement with Palantir.
The news comes as Palantir leadership struggles to address internal tensions over the company's work with immigration enforcers.
Here's how it was announced internally:
www.wired.com/story/depart...
The news comes as Palantir leadership struggles to address internal tensions over the company's work with immigration enforcers.
Here's how it was announced internally:
www.wired.com/story/depart...
DHS Opens a Billion-Dollar Tab With Palantir
"If you are interested in helping shape and deliver the next chapter of Palantir’s work across DHS, please reach out,” a Palantir executive wrote to employees about the massive purchasing agreement.
www.wired.com
February 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
We are absolutely fucked
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UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
February 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
Good parenting
My daughter asked if she can be picked up early today because the Tampa Bay Lightning are coming to her school and she doesn't want to see them 😹
February 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Good parenting
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Hungry, hungry guillotine
December 25, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Hungry, hungry guillotine
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Sweet.
A subtle tribute to late, legendary Greef Karga actor Carl Weathers has been spotted in #TheMandalorianAndGrogu.
A sign above the door — through which the Mantellian Savrip bursts through — translates to “Weathers Apollo”, a nod to Weathers and his character Apollo Creed from the ‘Rocky’ films.
A sign above the door — through which the Mantellian Savrip bursts through — translates to “Weathers Apollo”, a nod to Weathers and his character Apollo Creed from the ‘Rocky’ films.
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Sweet.
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Every time I see Zibanejad reminds me of Rasputin.
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Every time I see Zibanejad reminds me of Rasputin.
District 9
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
District 9
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Roberto Luongo trolls the Maple Leafs following Marner’s OT winner. 😂 #MilanoCortina2026
February 18, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Roberto Luongo trolls the Maple Leafs following Marner’s OT winner. 😂 #MilanoCortina2026
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"I really ain't got shit to say"
Kevin Durant and Sengün share a moment on the All-Star court
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
"I really ain't got shit to say"
Finland missing Captain Barkov even more than our Florida Panthers.
February 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Finland missing Captain Barkov even more than our Florida Panthers.
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Important addition here!
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
February 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Important addition here!
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Olympics Dog was chasing the motorized camera they have to capture the competitors at the finish line, then decided to chase some competitors instead
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Olympics Dog was chasing the motorized camera they have to capture the competitors at the finish line, then decided to chase some competitors instead
Snitch
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Snitch